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"The problem with democracy is that every dumb bastard gets a say" - Not sure, might have been me when i was drunk.

"The Meaning of Life? It Ends" - Judge Rico

"Egos are like assholes, everybody has one" - Fred Durst

"Just Because You're Paranoid, Don't Mean They're Not After You" - Kurt Cobain

"I hate Old School Rock and Metal, give me a Nu Rock Band like The Darkness" - My older sister

"Give a man a fish and he'll feed his family for a day, Give a man a fishing rod and he'll drink beer and talk shit with his friends for a day" - Unknown

Lord Pounder wrote:"The problem with democracy is that every dumb bastard gets a say" - Not sure, might have been me when i was drunk.

That's Arnold Rimmer in the first Red Dwarf Book.

Rye wrote:

Lord Pounder wrote:"The problem with democracy is that every dumb bastard gets a say" - Not sure, might have been me when i was drunk.

That's Arnold Rimmer in the first Red Dwarf Book.

Thanks, it is a quote i use a lot. I read Red Dwarf so long ago thay i forgot most of it completely.

Here's one I just discovered today:

"All this talk of war and victorious battles seems to put a young man's blood in my cock!" - UrLeyn, Inversions

First off, it was not a strip club, it was an erotic club. And what can I say, I'm a night owl.- Marion Berry

Will highways to the internet become more few?- George W. Bush

There are no Americans in Baghdad!- The Iraqi Information Minister

From Aaron Allston books

Pretty.......What do we blow up first? (Solo Command)
*While talking to Jaina Solo about her godess role*
Piggy: But you tell anyine you really trust.
Sharr: no she can't
Piggy: Yes she can.
Sharr: i'm the psychological warfare expert here, and i say she can't
Piggy i'm three times your mass, and can take off your head inm a single bite and i say she can.

From BtvS:
"I'm here to kill you not to judge you"

Giles: It's the end of the world
All: Again?!?

Got another one.

And another.

Ignorant_Boy wrote: Well, Shakespeare was a dirly old man. Which work is that quote from anyway?

Romeo and Juliet, I think... I just read it last quarter, but I'm still not too sure...

Please sir, Swotty Brooke Taylor's got his hand up...
Oh, sorry, Sandy, didn't think you'd notice.

Barry Cryer and Tim Brooke Taylor, BBC Radio 4, I'm sorry I havent a clue. Go listen to it on Listen Again at the radio 4 website.

From the movie Tommy Boy:

Tommy: "You can take a good look at a T-bone by sticking your head up a bull's ass, but wouldn't you rather take the butcher's word for it?"

Tommy: I called.
Richard Hayden: Oh, yeah? What number did you dial?
Tommy: three , seven , six, niner, five, two.....
Richard Hayden: You're kinda trailin' off there. And did I catch a "niner" in there? What were you calling from, a walkie talkie?
Tommy: It was a cordless.
Richard Hayden: You know what? Not here, not now.

Exonerate wrote:

Ignorant_Boy wrote: Well, Shakespeare was a dirly old man. Which work is that quote from anyway?

Romeo and Juliet, I think... I just read it last quarter, but I'm still not too sure...

Who in the play said that?

anarchistbunny wrote:

Exonerate wrote:

Ignorant_Boy wrote: Well, Shakespeare was a dirly old man. Which work is that quote from anyway?

Romeo and Juliet, I think... I just read it last quarter, but I'm still not too sure...

Who in the play said that?

My mistake, I did a brief search... Its Venus and Adonis by Shakespeare.

Thank you.

British Imperial One: It's the Rebels, Sir. They're here.
British Imperial Two: My God, man, do they want tea?

Eddie Izzard on the Death Star. Dressed to Kill.

Edit: And there we have post 1001. Wooo. Yeh. Orgy at my place etc. I thought it would mean more... sob...