1. The only difference between professional security at the CIA and hired Russian mafia thugs is the weapons they carry.
2. If a man doesn't see you and you smack him with an elbow, he'll go down immediately. If he sees you and aimed his gun at you, a hit on the face will not even throw him off balance. A second smack, though, will instantly drop him.
3. Concordantly, an NSA superagent doesn't know any other ways of HtH fighting other than a smack with the elbow
4. Therefore, it is impossible for him to smack a Kalasznikov aside and kick a guy in the nuts.
5. No matter what comms gear a security force is carrying, Control will NEVER check if the guards are at their posts.
6. If an elite special forces trooper sees a suspicious camera stuck to the wall of a presidential palace, he will look around crossly instead of raising the alarm.
7. Despite carrying 7.62x39 rifles or 9mm submachine guns, the terrorists or security people will always leave conveniently placed NATO 5.56mm ammo and FN SS-190 5.72mm rounds in neat boxes, so that you can replenish your ammo supply.
8. SIGINT ninjas will carry a lot of surplus beltbags and will be physically incapable of carrying more than one spare magazine for their rifle in them.
9. You can ocuppy an office building of a large company for extended periods of time using a lot of Russian Mafia thugs with automatic weapons, and no one will notice.
10. Superagents are physically incapable of hitting a guy twice in rapid succession. Must be something in their fancy Nomex ninja outfits.
11. Said superagents are also physically incapable of shooting accurately while slowly crawling forward.
12. On the other hand, hired thugs can unload 15 round on full auto right into your head.
13. SS-190 armor penetrating bullets can't pierce helmets, even if you unload an entire magazine into one.
14. 9mm submachine guns rounds on the other hand, have no problem going right through your body armor
15. You can take multiple hits, and all you gotta do to stay spiffy is to use a medkit you just stole from a bathroom wall.
16. A pistol shot to the face instantly drops an enemy. A pistol shot to the groin doesn't even bother him.
17. If a palace guard sees a giant fucking candelabre go out, lightbulb after lightbulb, he will walk right into the shadow trying to figure out what happened, and won't even call in what happened.
18. If his buddy doesn't walk OUT of the shadow, the OTHER palace guard will just keep standing there.
19. Night-vision goggles wearing elite commandos will get startled by a blackout.
20. Human shields don't work. The enemy will hit you anyway, and won't even scratch his buddy that you're holding, despite spraying fully automatic fire in your general direction.
21. Spotlights apparently have a mind of their own. Even if there's no one to attend it, after a spotlight nails you, it will sound an alarm all by itself.
22. Did I mention spotlights are bulletproof?
23. Guards can remember whether lights should be on or off behind a door that was closed during their patrol, but they forget about ever seeing an intruder after he stays in the shadow for a few seconds.
24. When someone keeps turning off the said light, the guards will come and turn it on every time, without getting the least bit suspicious.
Game: Splinter Cell
I'd think of more, but it would be a waste of time...
