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Posted: 2003-12-11 03:06pm
by Son of the Suns
Faram wrote:Son of the Suns wrote:Fucking Swedes, you'll take your corporate ass raping and like it.
Quiet now litte baby mod, order vill be restored just dink this and everything vill be okay!
Hands Son of the Suns a drink.
Damn you people even spell with an accent! *drinks*
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Posted: 2003-12-11 03:30pm
by Faram
Son of the Suns wrote:Damn you people even spell with an accent! *drinks*
ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhh
Now you are drinking like a Swede.
Pours up two new ones here you go. Skål!
Posted: 2003-12-11 03:36pm
by Peregrin Toker
neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
Exactly what is crab juice??
All I know is that it allegedly goes very along with khlav kalash.
Posted: 2003-12-11 03:44pm
by neoolong
Simon H.Johansen wrote:neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
Exactly what is crab juice??
All I know is that it allegedly goes very along with khlav kalash.
It's the juice or liquid of a crab.
Posted: 2003-12-11 04:09pm
by His Divine Shadow
Faram wrote:Now you are drinking like a Swede.
That is, like a sober finn

Posted: 2003-12-11 04:23pm
by Montcalm
neoolong wrote:Simon H.Johansen wrote:neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
Exactly what is crab juice??
All I know is that it allegedly goes very along with khlav kalash.
It's the juice or liquid of a crab.
Like blood or crab pee

Posted: 2003-12-11 05:05pm
by neoolong
Not really. You ever eat crab and it has a fair amount of liquid, that would be the crab juice.
Posted: 2003-12-11 05:09pm
by HemlockGrey
Pepsi is sweetened piss. Coke is the good, solid soft drink, but Dr. Pepper is where its at.
Incidentally, I prefer Diet soda to normal. I just don't like really sweet drinks...
Posted: 2003-12-11 05:46pm
by CmdrWilkens
Bah Coca-Cola classic is the only drink truly deserving of the title Cola drink. All lesser beings fall before it and ye shall accept it as truth when their marketing department lays down its vengance upon you.
Posted: 2003-12-11 05:49pm
by neoolong
I liked it better when it actually had coke in it.
Posted: 2003-12-11 05:58pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Coke lays the beat down on the pansy fuck weak-ass shit of Pepsi.
STEPS TO MAKING PEPSI:
Put sugar in a glass. Enjoy.
STEPS TO MAKING COKE:
Go to wilds of Africa to hunt the elusive bean that makes it kick so much Pepsi-ass. You'll hunt down tribes of aborigine savages with your marshmellow roasting stick, while fighting off malaria and west nile, before finding the Temple of Doom, where--if you survive the deadly traps--will be able to take with you a handful of the stuff neccesary.
You have to be one tough son of a bitch to drink Coke.
Posted: 2003-12-11 06:15pm
by Crayz9000
I think it has to do with Coca-Cola having a bit more citric acid in their formula.
At any rate, I've been growing steadily more fed up with Pepsi. That's all they serve on campus...
Posted: 2003-12-11 06:17pm
by Ghost Rider
That and Pepsi and Rum honestly sucks.
For that Coke rules.
Posted: 2003-12-11 06:31pm
by His Divine Shadow
There's no real difference between pepsi and coke, asides from them both being substandard.
Posted: 2003-12-11 06:45pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
His Divine Shadow wrote:There's no real difference between pepsi and coke, asides from them both being substandard.
Clearly you have not been drinking the same Coca-Cola as I, and the rest of America, do to your location. I weep for you.
Posted: 2003-12-11 06:48pm
by His Divine Shadow
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Clearly you have not been drinking the same Coca-Cola as I, and the rest of America, do to your location. I weep for you.
Oh no, I have, it's just that it's the best you've known, so you couldn't possibly relate to what I am saying, it's like describing color to a blind man, using sign language.
Posted: 2003-12-11 07:05pm
by Sothis
AdmiralKanos wrote:How dare you criticize Coca-Cola? It is the life-giving elixir of the gods!
Yes, glorious Coca-Cola ... my trusted friend through many long nights of studying in school ... my precioussssssssss ....
Bah, Old Speckled Hen ale is better... albeit you get drunk quickly from it, as opposed to a caffiene post... still, Pepsi gets my vote over Coca-Cola

Posted: 2003-12-11 07:23pm
by Slartibartfast
neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
So you're supposed to find a hooker and then milk all her crabs or what.
Posted: 2003-12-11 07:32pm
by Slartibartfast
Simon H.Johansen wrote:Slartibartfast wrote:
BTW; didn't Coca-Cola invent the ridiculous red&white Santa look?
No, they didn't.
I was talking about the red & white costume. The article says that I'm right.

Posted: 2003-12-11 07:36pm
by neoolong
Slartibartfast wrote:neoolong wrote:You've never had crab juice? Don't know what you're missing.
So you're supposed to find a hooker and then milk all her crabs or what.
Well, you can do that if you want to.
Posted: 2003-12-11 07:51pm
by Tsyroc
Darth_Zod wrote:mountain dew is decent, but only Code Red. regular mountain dew is like drinking lucifer's urine.
I'd take the piss over that red crap anyday.
That Live Wire stuff they had this summer was kind of addicting even if it tasted like Mt. Dew mixed with Sunny Delight.
Posted: 2003-12-11 07:54pm
by Tsyroc
Simon H.Johansen wrote:
Mountain Dew is supposed to be lemon-flavoured, right?? (although it probably tastes totally artificial - I recall Homer Simpson eschewing Mountain Dew in favour of something called "crab juice")
It's supposed to be a "citrus" drink. A friend of mine compared it to orange juice with a crap load of sugar added. That's probably a little closer to the taste than lemon but I'm sure there's some synthetic lemon flavoring in there somewhere.

Posted: 2003-12-11 09:56pm
by CmdrWilkens
Slartibartfast wrote:Simon H.Johansen wrote:Slartibartfast wrote:
BTW; didn't Coca-Cola invent the ridiculous red&white Santa look?
No, they didn't.
I was talking about the red & white costume. The article says that I'm right.

Actually the article says that the Red and White was already established before oke chose to use it, read again

Posted: 2003-12-11 10:06pm
by HemlockGrey
Oh no, I have, it's just that it's the best you've known, so you couldn't possibly relate to what I am saying, it's like describing color to a blind man, using sign language.
You poor sad little man....
Posted: 2003-12-11 10:28pm
by ArmorPierce
I don't really like neither of them but I'd rather pepsi, I think it has more of a refreshing taste.