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Slartibartfast wrote:Anyone who votes for Kenobi should get a boot in the ass. The fucker can't teach a bird how to fly without it turning to the Dark Side.

That wasn't really his fault, Anakin failed because he already had emotional attachments when he began the training. We have no evidence that anakin would have stayed lightside if he'd ahd a different master.

Also obi-wan trained Luke quite well did he not?

If you consider that telling him "please find Yoda, he's an actual master" is considered good teaching

Slartibartfast wrote:If you consider that telling him "please find Yoda, he's an actual master" is considered good teaching

Dude the guy had only spent a few days at most with Luke then he died ! Being a ghost does make training people hard!

I would pick Yoda because I could look down at him and feel big

Oh and because he is about 900 years old and needs a walking stick which would make me feel young and strong. Also I would ask him to teach me force lightning absorb, so I could overthrow the Emperor and rule the galaxy.

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Lord Pounder wrote:I'm currently readinf Shatterpoint and although the plot made me want to rip out my eyes and pickel them,.

Care to explain/review Shatterpoint for me?

Basically Mace's former Padawan has dissappeared on a Confereracy planet. Mace is sent to look for her because it's his homeworld, though he remembers little of it. Once Mace hits the planet majot shit is happening, the city natives are killing the jungle natives. Mace's former Padawan is with the Jungle Natives, who happen to all have an atunement to the Force, more genocide on both parts, Mace gets a kicking from the Jungle Natives leader because he says that genocide is wrong and helps some innocent city natives escape, Mace's Padawan goes insane because "war kills a Jedi" and then Mace captures the boss of the Jungle Force Users in the middle of a priched battle between the Confederacy, the Jungle Natives and the Clones. I didn't really like it because it said on the cover "the 1st clone wars novel" so i expected more in the way of actual battles between droids and clones. Instead we got Mace Windu verses the world, it was almost another I, Jedi IMHO.

Definatly Emperor Palpatine, even though he is the Dark Side

Captain_Birdseye wrote:I would pick Yoda because I could look down at him and feel big

Because looking down at yourself makes you feel so small?

Oh and because he is about 900 years old and needs a walking stick which would make me feel young and strong.

I glad something can help you overcome your insecurities.

Also I would ask him to teach me force lightning absorb, so I could overthrow the Emperor and rule the galaxy.

Thinks one force trick is enough to overthrow the emperor.