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Parson's former cronies and the Wongites allied together and came up with a secret plan to defeat DarkStar and the society of No-Homers. Ultimately, the alliance decided to...

Nuke the site from orbit...it was the only way to be sure. But....

the Wongites launched a secret counter strike lead by the military mastermind Colonel...

Big Bird. Despite his slightly fey voice and the fact that he was too tall to fit in any fighting vehicle with a roof, Big Bird commanded the respect of his troops like no other commander in history. He valiantly led his forces into battle with Darkstar's lank forces of doom - and it seemed that the Wongites would carry the day. But then...

out of a series of nearby caves, there arose a strident peeping, as a horde of South Australian Face-Fucking Bats descended upon the scene, molesting and violating every last unprotected facial orifice. It was well known that the demented creatures had been secretly transplanted to further the sinister goals of the local crime overlord, a precocious tyke named...

Phineas Q. Butterfat. Also known to the Wongites, DarkStar and the society of No-Homers as Fatty. His motive to attack both sides was clear. He wished to

get back at the Evil but Nice fokes of the Ben and Jerry's Corrperation for making him the twisted monster he was today. To this end he used the never before seen patent pending...!

Whoop ass stick o' doom! Butterfat had deep hatred for the forces of Darkstar and to a lesser extent, the Wongites. Butterfat and DarkStar were former college roomies until DarkStar had the audacity to...

burn CD copies of his original Led Zep vinyls, scratching them badly in the process. To a fierce, proud warrior like Butterfat, this was more than his honour could stand. He retaliated by pushing several potatoes up the exhaust pipe of Darkstar's Ford Festiva; but the satisfaction of seeing the little Ford's engine explode was not enough to slake Butterfat's thirst for vengeance.
Butterfat's pursuit of DarkStar continued throughout the battle between the Wongites, DarkStar's minions of hate and the horde of South Australian Face-Fucking Bats. He was shocked to the core, however, by the sudden arrival of...

the Hulkster! Hogan quickly grabbed DarkStar, piledrove him to the ground and much to the horror of DarkStar's minions, he dropped the dread leg drop o' doom. Both sides quickly stopped and watched in awe. With DarkStar defeated and humiliated, Hogan and Butterfat stared each other down, each waiting for the other to make the first move. Butterfat moved first and he...

"Wait a minute, wait a damn minute!'

The voice of WWE owner Vince McMahon boomed down from the entry ramp. The crowd of spectators that had gathered reflexively booed and jeered Vince as he made his way to the scene of the impending showdown.

"Butterfat, I know your history with Hogan isn't pretty, but you're not settling this thing on your terms, you're settling it on MY terms!" With a gratified look on his face, Vince was booed by the spectators thoroughly.

"No, you're not getting a tough competitor like Hogan straight up...you're getting him in a CAGE MATCH!!!"

The audience loudly voiced their displeasure. As Vince turned his back to make his way back stage....

bombs planted by Harkelian revolutionaries went off, wiping out the entire city. The revolutionaries were fighting because...

they had an enormous grudge with the Wongites, No-Homers, the face-fucking bats, Phineas Q. Butterfat and to a greater extent, Vince McMahon. With all of their enemies in the same place at the same time gawking over the prospect of a rasslin' match, the Harkelian revolutionaries won the fuckin' lottery and were able to kill off all of their natural enemies! However, one remained unscathed by the ordeal and he started to put together his ultimate plan of action which was to...

pit all of the forces against each other. He'd succeeded, as all of the armies suddenly began attacking each other in a crazy free-for-all. He smiled...

and just then a foot soldier ran up to him and said, "Who in the heck are you?" He replied, "Son, I'm gonna give you to the count of five until I bust a cap in yo' ass. One, two, FIVE!!!!" He unleashed a blast from his rifle which disintegrated the poor soldier. Putting down his blaster, he quickly lit a Romeo & Juliette and said quietly, "Son, I'm the man known as..."

the Executioner. For all of time, I have pitted armies against each other, sowing chaos and ravaging the globe. This will be my greatest work of art yet. And now, to present the newest army, it's time for you all to meet the...

John Doe, I'm to lazy to get a real name so I use this one, I enjoy long walks on the beach and killing people. Preferbly at the same time. While this idiot's monologe was going on a box slowly crep up behind it, John suddenly noticing spun around to see who should emerger but the...

Jim Doe! His evil twin brother who wanted to...

Make millions by selling a line of Home Exercise Equipment! Join me John! Every idiot in the world will want one of my Machines! I'll never turn to evil John cried! Jim paused looked at John and said, I though you where Evil?
John paused turned and said...

die. He fired a bullet through Jim's brain, then turned to watch the battle. By now, one army had gained a massive advantege, and it was...

the society of no-homers. How they could gain the advantage in a war was anyone's guess. John Doe attributed to the fact that...

the Revolutionaries were holding back. Now, they unleashed their attack droids, utterly decimating the no-homers. Then, they turned their attention to...

the Wongites who jumped into their attack vehicles and then transformed into the large robot called...

Zaku. However, the Revs had their own trump card. Their attack droids combines into another giant robot called Dom. Each drew a massive lightsaber and began a swordfight. Dom soon...

I don't remember saying anything about bondage anywhere, Bean...and this is actually the FIRST time I've even LOOKED at this thread...give me friggin BREAK, wouldja?

Anyways,

...realized he had the potential of Combot/Mokujin/other random-fighting-style characters from the Tekken series and started to try and kick ass, to no avail. At the point of having several limbs disabled and dismantled...