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Wicked Pilot wrote:Well, you can still participate. Which way do you tuck your boobies?

Unlike the male organ, breasts do not have those placement options unless you're talking about some really uncomfortable specialty bras. I believe my positioning can be best described as "nipple forward".

Morrigan wrote:Why, oh why did I have to look at this thread? I just can't help myself.

Because you touch yourself at night....

jmac wrote:

Morrigan wrote:Why, oh why did I have to look at this thread? I just can't help myself.

Because you touch yourself at night....

How did you know?

Gandalf wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

jmac wrote: Instead I'll just laugh at your penile placement problems.

*bites tongue to stop from making a joke about placing his penis*

Don't worry, we're all trying to not make jokes about your penis.

Yeah, there's only so many times you can crack that "third leg" bit...

Morrigan wrote:How did you know?

Magical woman powers, we just know these things.

muse wrote:

Morrigan wrote:How did you know?

Magical woman powers, we just know these things.

Meh. Probably should have mentioned it on the 'Guilty Pleasures' thread.

Morrigan wrote:

jmac wrote:Because you touch yourself at night....

How did you know?

You're human, ain't ya?

*wonders if the SOS will once again succeed in hijacking a thread to talk about masturbation*

InnerBrat wrote:
*wonders if the SOS will once again succeed in hijacking a thread to talk about masturbation*

*a thread eminently worthy of such hijacking*

aerius wrote:I gave this some thought after reading the thread on unwanted boners in the BotM. The question is simple, how do you position your dick in your underwear? Do you have it pointing up, down, sideways, squished, hanging out, etc.?

Bellend dpwn.

InnerBrat wrote:

Morrigan wrote:

jmac wrote:Because you touch yourself at night....

How did you know?

You're human, ain't ya?

*wonders if the SOS will once again succeed in hijacking a thread to talk about masturbation*

We can always try...

LadyTevar wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:

Morrigan wrote: How did you know?

You're human, ain't ya?

*wonders if the SOS will once again succeed in hijacking a thread to talk about masturbation*

We can always try...

*hijack hijack*

You should've seen the look on the guys in my class' faces when I told them that since they're Christian, they're not allowed to mastrubate. (I go to a Catholic school)

EDIT: I'm either going to put "other", or just not vote.

Fighter of Foo wrote:

LadyTevar wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:You're human, ain't ya?

*wonders if the SOS will once again succeed in hijacking a thread to talk about masturbation*

We can always try...

*hijack hijack*

You should've seen the look on the guys in my class' faces when I told them that since they're Christian, they're not allowed to mastrubate. (I go to a Catholic school)

EDIT: I'm either going to put "other", or just not vote.

Hehehehe... Yes, Masterbation blinds you. *adjusts glasses*

Fighter of Foo wrote:You're human, ain't ya?

I meant specfically at night.

Er...

[runs]

LadyTevar wrote:Hehehehe... Yes, Masterbation blinds you. *adjusts glasses*

Oh, so that's why I had to get glasses.

Morrigan wrote:

Fighter of Foo wrote:You're human, ain't ya?

I meant specfically at night.

Er...

[runs]

Even though I'm not the one who said that...
Us in the SoS have our ways, and we know everything. Everything.

Fighter of Foo wrote:

Morrigan wrote:

Fighter of Foo wrote:You're human, ain't ya?

I meant specfically at night.

Er...

[runs]

Even though I'm not the one who said that...
Us in the SoS have our ways, and we know everything. Everything.

Sorry, so many quotes. Got names mixed up.

You mean everything? Even...?

Oh lummy.

Boxers and up; waaaaaay too dangerous any other way. I would never risk damaging a critical system!

LadyTevar wrote:Hehehehe... Yes, Masterbation blinds you. *adjusts glasses*

Ha HA! Perfect vision right here! Ohhhhhh yeah! Immune to the CURSE, baby!


OR, I've come full circle...

Fighter of Foo wrote:

Morrigan wrote:

Fighter of Foo wrote:You're human, ain't ya?

I meant specfically at night.

Er...

[runs]

Even though I'm not the one who said that...
Us in the SoS have our ways, and we know everything. Everything.

[bad german accent]Ve hafe vays ov makings you taaaalk... [/bad german accent]

We are the SOS. Resistance is Futile.

Down the left leg most of the time. Sometimes up.

Then, of course, sometimes I go...

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BALLIN'!

Sorry, this thread begged for that.

We are the SOS. Resistance Is Futile.

Lower your pants, prepare to be inspected?

LadyTevar wrote:

Fighter of Foo wrote:

Morrigan wrote: I meant specfically at night.

Er...

[runs]

Even though I'm not the one who said that...
Us in the SoS have our ways, and we know everything. Everything.

[bad german accent]Ve hafe vays ov makings you taaaalk... [/bad german accent]

We are the SOS. Resistance is Futile.

If it's what I'm thinking of, I'll talk... and I won't resist.

LadyTevar wrote:Hehehehe... Yes, Masterbation blinds you. *adjusts glasses*

Only if you're at a bukkake party and forget to bring goggles. (corny, I know...but I couldn't resist. )

SirNitram wrote:Down the left leg most of the time. Sometimes up.

Then, of course, sometimes I go...

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE BALLIN'!

Sorry, this thread begged for that.

Yes, yes it did. It does feel nice sometimes.

Tucked down the right boxer leg, in general.

Fighter of Foo wrote:Even though I'm not the one who said that...
Us in the SoS have our ways, and we know everything. Everything.

Oh, you don't know everything. If you knew half the websites that instantly spring to mind when I enter the HOS, your heads would have exploded.

Which ever way the gir.... oh who am I kidding; which ever way my right hand is.

I always had it down til the uncomfertable boner came along and then i got the bright idea to have it tip up, until a horrible skating accident went arie with a cute girl standing near. i wasn't hurt, but what made it horrible was i fell and my shirt came up ... way up, exposing my penis trying to attack my belly button. boy was i embarrased... from now on i play it safe and stapple it to my leg so it doesn't come loose



(stapple not included .... i just dont wear underwear anymore )

LadyTevar wrote:

Fighter of Foo wrote:

Morrigan wrote: I meant specfically at night.

Er...

[runs]

Even though I'm not the one who said that...
Us in the SoS have our ways, and we know everything. Everything.

[bad german accent]Ve hafe vays ov makings you taaaalk... [/bad german accent]

We are the SOS. Resistance is Futile.

I'll resist, but only because my girlfriend would beat me if I didn't... hmm... maybe I won't resist...