The Sex Thread to End All Sex Threads

YT300000 · Post by **YT300000** » 2004-02-26 08:55pm

verilon wrote:Dude, I've seen it all. IT DOES NOT COMPARE TO OBESE RELATIVES HAVING SEX!!

I think it does, but that's just me. Then again, few things disgust me these days.

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2004-02-27 03:22am

Superman wrote:Do you think the geriatric vagina is still filled with pink foam?

Nah, by that time its faded to an off-white.

Peregrin Toker · Post by **Peregrin Toker** » 2004-02-27 12:36pm

Rye wrote:
Peregrin Toker wrote:
YT300000 wrote:If the mental imagery is hurting you, make sure to apply several doses of goatse.cx to build up immunity.
Or, if that fails, the polar opposite of what verilon described.
Some anorexic grandchildren fucking?

Something like that...

And to be sure, you better watch (insert name of mindnumbingly bad movie) repeatedly in order to wash away the last remains of sanity.... then, you only need a pink shirt to proudly call yourself INSANE!

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-02-29 12:37pm

NNOOO!!! Old people and sex used in the same sentence!!!

Super-Gagme · Post by **Super-Gagme** » 2004-02-29 12:56pm

It is times like these this forum needs a puke smile.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-29 04:32pm

Granny is knitting a "Gimp Mask"

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-29 04:42pm

Fighter of Foo wrote:NNOOO!!! Old people and sex used in the same sentence!!!

Not just old people, really, really old people.

Ever since InnerBrat said that you needed to see this thread I've been waiting to see your response.

Tsyroc · Post by **Tsyroc** » 2004-02-29 04:44pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Granny is knitting a "Gimp Mask"

Good one.

Demiurge · Post by **Demiurge** » 2004-02-29 05:03pm

I think the title of this thread might be accurate. We can only hope that it will be the end of geriatric sex discussions, at the very least.

Or perhaps that's just wishful thinking.

Post by **haas mark** » 2004-02-29 05:28pm

-has random thought of the GMILF-

...

-pukes-

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-02-29 05:36pm

verilon wrote:-has random thought of the GMILF-

...

-pukes-

Isn't that most often multi-generation "Trailer Trash" effect, where the granny is only 30....

jairyn_1 · Post by **jairyn_1** » 2004-02-29 06:19pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:
verilon wrote:-has random thought of the GMILF-

...

-pukes-
Isn't that most often multi-generation "Trailer Trash" effect, where the granny is only 30....

You're NOT making it any less horrid...

IndustrialNoise · Post by **IndustrialNoise** » 2004-03-01 05:19pm

*bangs head*
BAD BAD BAD memories. BAD.
I didn't even post all of what the old people said. The old man was also like "she's got a nice body, just like a coke bottle" while making motions with his hands.

but Ver's icon is sure helping me get my mind off of the old people.

aphexmonster · Post by **aphexmonster** » 2004-03-01 05:25pm

this thread got particularly horrible ....

can it get worse ?

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2004-03-01 05:30pm

You recognize your grandparents from the history channel's "Sex in WWII" or (for you younger ones) from the pictures of a topless woman at some 1960's concert....