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Being a dream pet, I can wank all I want. :P

I'd want a pet Culture Drone. It would be "pet" in the sense that it is completely loyal to me, and depends on me (via programming) for survival. Other than that, and it being more positive about carbon-based life, it'd be standard issue. :)

Think of it as a cat. A hyper-intelligent, nigh-invunerable cat.
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DPDarkPrimus wrote:Being a dream pet, I can wank all I want. :P

I'd want a pet Culture Drone. It would be "pet" in the sense that it is completely loyal to me, and depends on me (via programming) for survival. Other than that, and it being more positive about carbon-based life, it'd be standard issue. :)

Think of it as a cat. A hyper-intelligent, nigh-invunerable cat.
Don't be a dumb-ass. The original post specifies that it has to be a REAL animal.
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A tropical fish tank full of Peranha, for the express purpose of :ocal rodent disposal....
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The Yosemite Bear wrote:A tropical fish tank full of Peranha, for the express purpose of :ocal rodent disposal....
carnivorous fish are great fun! you start to feel bad for the goldfish though.
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A binturong aka Bearcat. :D Their musk smells like popcorn!

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A tame Raptor or Ixion from ffX. either will do :)
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Ravenwing wrote:A tame Raptor or Ixion from ffX. either will do :)
*thwak* the OP specified it had to be a real animal. don't people read these things? :P
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Ravenwing wrote:A tame Raptor or Ixion from ffX. either will do :)
*thwak* the OP specified it had to be a real animal. don't people read these things? :P
Nope. There is also another animal I'd want. It's related to the raccoon and lives in the amazon. Taller, bigger and more of a predator. Forget its name though.
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Falcons are not for the weak of stomoch, I work with them and if you want to keep them nice and healthy you'll be cuting up rats and baby chickens for their meals. But they are cool, as long as you don't fuck with their food.
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Tasoth wrote: There is also another animal I'd want. It's related to the raccoon and lives in the amazon. Taller, bigger and more of a predator. Forget its name though.
Coatimundi?

My dream pet would be a chocobo, but since I have to be realistic...I'd like a talking African gray parrot.
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Darth_Zod wrote:
Ravenwing wrote:A tame Raptor or Ixion from ffX. either will do :)
*thwak* the OP specified it had to be a real animal. don't people read these things? :P
Not when it gets to 3 pages...

I want one of those fucking huge birds that were posted in SLAM recently, just imagine that thing...that'd be so cool. I could make some sort of frame for it to lift up and take me to college or wherever.

That or a less drooly cat than I have now, or a dog-sized Tiger. I love tigers.
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Phantasee wrote:I wanna pussy.... :P

I would like a big dog, like a mastif, or a pit bull. Maybe a Doberman. My cousins have a Doberman in India, it almost ate me when I saw it. Maybe because I ran as soon as I saw it... :lol:
Those aren't big dogs...
Pit bulls are tiny, and a Dobermann isnt't really that big.
Great Danes are big, Irish Wolfhounds, too. They're also terminally cute.
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A monkey. *ooh eeh ooh!*
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Do extinct animals qualify? Because if so I'd like to change my answer from fundie eating bear to fundie eating thunderbird. It would have to eat a rural town every day to keep healthy :D
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Dahak wrote:
Phantasee wrote:I wanna pussy.... :P

I would like a big dog, like a mastif, or a pit bull. Maybe a Doberman. My cousins have a Doberman in India, it almost ate me when I saw it. Maybe because I ran as soon as I saw it... :lol:
Those aren't big dogs...
Pit bulls are tiny, and a Dobermann isnt't really that big.
Great Danes are big, Irish Wolfhounds, too. They're also terminally cute.
Bah. Last time I saw a Doberman it was as tall as me. My memories are based on my former height, and thus the perception that Dobermans are big. Grade three was short... :lol:
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I'd love to rescue a Greyhound, they're such graceful animals. And then I could take it to events that have Coursing and let it chase the lure.
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Tasoth wrote:
Darth_Zod wrote:
Ravenwing wrote:A tame Raptor or Ixion from ffX. either will do :)
*thwak* the OP specified it had to be a real animal. don't people read these things? :P
Nope. There is also another animal I'd want. It's related to the raccoon and lives in the amazon. Taller, bigger and more of a predator. Forget its name though.
off hand I would say a badger...
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And if you knew how I treated lobsters, vrabs and crawdads.

I get really sadistic in my shellshish cooking down to the point of making james bond refrences, and dossing them into the pots alice....
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Kuja wrote:Sheesh. I hold back on making a nasty joke and this is the thanks I get. No wonder I'm bi. :P
Hey, you had full permission to make your piddly little joke! And hey, if you can't take the heat like a big boy, then go ahead, stick with your wolves and your penii! We vaginas don't need you! We have..um..our...pink foam!! :D :wink:
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Oh, so that's what that stuff is...
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I got it, a talking ferret ofcourse.
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A gigantic 20-25 foot long fat crocodile! We'd cuddle and I'd take him on walks and we'd go in swimming pools and I'd throw food at him and if I get pissed at people, the guy will be force to run faster than a horse :twisted:

Chubby crocs are cute!
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Zaia wrote:
Dalton wrote:A Welsh Corgi named Ein.
Hey, you know what? I happen to have one of those... :wink:
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It was a coatimundi. Them be the fuckin' Shizzle for rizzle!
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