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Peregrin Toker wrote:What the holy flying fuck of doom?

Imagine you're gay, imagine you've got piles, now imagine Ein doing you

Now that's what I call a coincidence that is too good to be believed

Hey, I'm just 15 years old. I don't download full length porno movies...yet.

Yeah. And didn't the Zaibatsu Corporation from GTA2 manufacture chocolate which you got random orgasms from eating?

I was talking to him about the UFPP, he was talking about the Zaibatsu, but made only a passing mention of it. He was making up a name for a company, Gazmo, and we were talking about mega-corporations which sell things from candy to bombs. Then I thought, hey, why not have OrGazmo? And I thought about candies and orgazms. And I never played GTA 2. My mind is amazing. I'm a telepath

According to Dictionary.Com:

1. A setting forth of meaning or intent.
2. A statement or rhetorical discourse intended to give information about or an explanation of difficult material.
- a. The art or technique of composing such discourses..
3a. The first part of a composition in sonata form that introduces the 4. themes.
3b. The opening section of a fugue.
4. The part of a play that provides the background information needed to understand the characters and the action.
5. An act or example of exposing.
6. A public exhibition or show, as of artistic or industrial developments.

Well, perhaps I just pulled a Lovecraft.

Ah. Okay. Learn something new everyday in SD.net, literally, as it's already Sunday in my place.

That's a bit like I originally intended, though I'm not sure.

We need to know more about the Jadra, so write about how they feel in their doom-time. Maybe make them like Klingons (minus retardation) and make them laugh at the face of death, then break down and cry like shitty pansies, then take their pills and resume laughing. Heh.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:We need to know more about the Jadra, so write about how they feel in their doom-time. Maybe make them like Klingons (minus retardation) and make them laugh at the face of death, then break down and cry like shitty pansies, then take their pills and resume laughing. Heh.

Funny that you mentioned the Klingons -


SPOILER:
Something about the Xril which I didn't express clearly enough.

AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:AAAAARRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, I meant "militaristic". The TWW2 Xril won't be Klingonesque at all, they'll probably have more in common with the Kilrathi than the Klingons.

I deliver a massive apology.

Peregrin, I can assure you, that I don't watch porn movies... Yet.
So its a coincidence.

No it isn't. It's a stroke of genius!!!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:No it isn't. It's a stroke of genius!!!

Why can't it be both?


BTW - I'm working on the next chapter of TWW

Cool. You might wanna check Crazedwraith's fic. It's neat.

Checked it out.

BTW, have you ever thought of who you would cast, in case SOTS was made into a movie? I, for some reason, envision John Baylor as looking like a slightly older version of Jude Law.

LOL. Hmmm...well, I'd cast myself as John Baylor since he is me

John Baylor could be Jude Law, that's a good choice, but his face doesn't look right, maybe that guy from Black Hawk Down, the one from Delta Force who killed the pig.

Gasp... is John Baylor a Mary-Sue?

Just kidding.

There's nothing wrong with basing a character upon yourself, H.P. Lovecraft was very prone to this.

As for the casting - who'll portray the two women in the Orgazmo commercial?

Jmac and Muse

*runs*

Ace Pace wrote:Jmac and Muse

I should have known...

Ace Pace wrote:Jmac and Muse

*runs*

Good idea! Awesome idea!

WTF is a Mary Sue?

Well, Baylor isn't purely based on me, just loosely.

Shroom Man 777 wrote: WTF is a Mary Sue?

Well, Baylor isn't purely based on me, just loosely.

A Mary-Sue is a clumsy type of self-insertion - a character which basically is a smarter, prettier, stronger, luckier and more heroic version of the author.

Examples include Corran Horn from the X-Wing Rogue Squadron books as well as Kira from Ayn Rand's "We The Living".

Well, yeah...is that a bad thing?

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Well, yeah...is that a bad thing?

yes, makes for a boring story, and for no crisis, you allways know the mary sue character will win.

Bah! He's the protagonist for crying out loud, he's supposed to win. Fine, I'll add more dread in the story.

Mmm...Christian extremist terrorists (fundies) will be an aspect of my universe.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Mmm...Christian extremist terrorists (fundies) will be an aspect of my universe.

A bit like a guerilla version of the Imperium Of Mankind from Warhammer 40K? (which practically is a strange amalgam between extremist Roman Catholicism and the way Egyptian pharaohs and Medieval Chinese emperors was worshipped in their respective cultures)

Wha? Nah, they'll be terrorists. Sending starships into the Interstellar Trade Station and all that.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Wha? Nah, they'll be terrorists. Sending starships into the Interstellar Trade Station and all that.

More like a futuristic version of all those loony redneck cults who bomb abortion clinics?

Plus the KKK and a yankee's Al Quaeda.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Plus the KKK and a yankee's Al Quaeda.

Ah, how could I forget the Ku Klux Kooks?

BTW - how much background do you have developed about the space puritan fanatics? How much are we going to hear about them, and when? Are they the descendants of Pastor Richards from GTA Vice City ??

LoL! They could have their base of operations in Saturn

Neways, I'll stop giving out hints and post the first part of Chap 2 by Thursday.