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White Haven wrote:In my defense, the sun was in my eyes and I had a neck-ache

-The Best Man

YAY!! He finally joined SDnet!!!!

Aww, you're so cute!

That, coming from someone who is a self-declared cannibal, is less than reassuring.

White Haven wrote:That, coming from someone who is a self-declared cannibal, is less than reassuring.

Hey there, welcome to SD.net! Kickass avatar, by the way.

Danke. Couldn't give you the slightest clue who did it or where it's from. Found it on my hard drive from the annals of X-COM only knows when. Even tried to look it up on the net, came up zilch. Hey, it was that or cut that screwed-up face I've got in the wedding pics out for the avatar, not much of a choice, eh?

On another note, I want that gun. And the person holding it, admittedly, but I'm not going to push my luck.

White Haven wrote:That, coming from someone who is a self-declared cannibal, is less than reassuring.

Dude, you OBVIOUSLY haven't been around if you think there are better things than self-declared cannibals in this place.

I'm sure there are, but being called cute by a cannibal makes me want to, I dunno, heavily salt myself or something.

White Haven wrote:That, coming from someone who is a self-declared cannibal, is less than reassuring.

First of all, I am not calling you cute; I am, of course talking about the lovely bride. I never even saw your damn picture.

Secondly, I only eat people who annoy me a very great deal. As a testament to my patience, I have only eaten three people: a trolling Randroid, someone who tried to take my title away from me, and a right-wing "we can do whatever we want, because we're America, dammit!" loonie. Although I have threatened a whacko conspiracy-theorist libertarian once.

Anyways, no one here is in any danger. Yet.

Phew, on so many levels