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And grind Stan Lee's bones to make my bread!!!

Actually, I think Marvel would sue you for appropriation of image.

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, I think Marvel would sue you for appropriation of image.

And do what? Ask you nicely to cough up the dough?

If I became the Hulk...I've got no idea what to do. Certainly, I wouldn't have any qualms about going to late-night parties anymore...those muggers would stop being anywhere close to a real problem.

Maybe join the police and fight crime? I certainly wouldn't want to start stirring up shit, since major world governments would certainly figure out how to take me down sooner or later (wasn't Bruce Banner still vulnerable in his original form?)

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Actually, I think Marvel would sue you for appropriation of image.

Then I'd show them my shiny greeny ass and fart a Hulkamaniac fart at them.

I'd try to use my Hulk powers to transform myself into the image of Shrek.

Or I could be Marvel's mascot, and I'd make enough money to buy a football team or something!

I'd go fishing ... it's quite and it's relaxing.

First off: Rampage time.

In this case, I go to an empty area, and try myself out.

Then I do the same thing in Afganistan.

Then I hop over to Israel, grab the leaders of the country and Arafat and anyone else important, and have a long talk with them.

Then, call Marvel up and ask for a cut of the free advertising they've been getting.

Finally, Run for President.