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Not me, but this happened to my aunt's orthodontist.

He was carrying a turtle and a dog in the same car. The turtle bit the dog, the dog jumped into his lap, and he swerved, hit a schoolbus, and was killed instantly.

XaLEv wrote:

IG-88E wrote:*thwap* No, you little hentai.

Tell us what happened.

Ooooookay. My HS was three floors, with bathrooms at the end of each hall. The bathrooms were arranged like this:

3 floor: g-bathroom----------classrooms------------b-bathroom
2 floor: b-bathroom----------classrooms------------g-bathroom
1 floor: no b-room-----------classrooms------------b-bathroom

so as to keep the different rooms spread out yet still at regular distances.

Well, one day I thought I was on the second floor (my mind was occupied at the time) and I what I thought was the guys room was the girls. Anyway, the door was jammed (they don't have locks) and I got pissed. I forced the door, and the stopped that usually holds them open a few inches broke.

I was thinking something along the lines of 'who the hell put that there?', when I come around the wall and lay my eyes on a blond hottie with her boobs out and two fingers shoved in her clit. Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

My grandfather once stuck a metal knife into the back of a TV....

Enough said.

IG-88E wrote:Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

No I can't.

XaLEv wrote:

IG-88E wrote:Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

No I can't.

Too bad for you, then.

IG-88E wrote: Ooooookay. My HS was three floors, with bathrooms at the end of each hall. The bathrooms were arranged like this:

3 floor: g-bathroom----------classrooms------------b-bathroom
2 floor: b-bathroom----------classrooms------------g-bathroom
1 floor: no b-room-----------classrooms------------b-bathroom

so as to keep the different rooms spread out yet still at regular distances.

Well, one day I thought I was on the second floor (my mind was occupied at the time) and I what I thought was the guys room was the girls. Anyway, the door was jammed (they don't have locks) and I got pissed. I forced the door, and the stopped that usually holds them open a few inches broke.

I was thinking something along the lines of 'who the hell put that there?', when I come around the wall and lay my eyes on a blond hottie with her boobs out and two fingers shoved in her clit. Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

Wow, that sounds like the beginning to a porno movie.

IG-88E wrote:

XaLEv wrote:

IG-88E wrote:Well, she was too horny to bother throwing me out, so you can guess what happened after that....

No I can't.

Too bad for you, then.

Bitch.

Stormbringer wrote: Wow, that sounds like the beginning to a porno movie.

A good movie, too.

EDIT: If you really wanna know, PM me.

Did what happen bear any resemblence to what I think happened?

Yes. Back on topic, I once was going into a Tops and talking to my mom. I was so busy talking, I didn't even see the automatic 'exit' door until I walked into it.

IG-88E wrote:

Stormbringer wrote: Wow, that sounds like the beginning to a porno movie.

A good movie, too.

EDIT: If you really wanna know, PM me.

Nah. I'm not that desperate.

Fine. I just said it to keep us on-topic.

I was crossing the road when I saw this hottie. Waved hi...

And then i got hit by a car. (I'm serious)

OUCH! How bad was it?

I assumed Darkstar had a shred of human dignity and honesty in him, so that he would actually keep his posts short, as he promised before the debate.

How's that for foolishness?

Darth Wong wrote:I assumed Darkstar had a shred of human dignity and honesty in him, so that he would actually keep his posts short, as he promised before the debate.

How's that for foolishness?

Yup, that was pretty dumb. Trusting a deranged trekkie to keep his word is not a good idea.

IG-88E wrote:OUCH! How bad was it?

Well, as it turned out the guy had his wife and their baby daughter in the car, so he was going at around 30 km/h. He was more worried about me than I was (I don't worry about any physical injury until a limb gets broken or I get chunks of flesh gouged out of me)

It left a nasty bruise, but otherwise only cuts and scratches.

And that stupid little chit actually LAUGHED at me! (Bitch.)

Not a very good day....

And that stupid little chit actually LAUGHED at me! (Bitch.)

Wow, talk about adding insult to injury ...

I repeat, once again. You guys just prove how often men do not think.

Love ya, mean it!

Kelly Antilles wrote:I repeat, once again. You guys just prove how often men do not think.

Love ya, mean it!

You're so nice, Kelly.

I love you guys, really.

Am I the only guy here Who can't remember doing anything stupid?

Tosho wrote:Am I the only guy here Who can't remember doing anything stupid.

If you can't remember it, that probably means you were too damned drunk.

Darth Wong wrote:

Tosho wrote:Am I the only guy here Who can't remember doing anything stupid.

If you can't remember it, that probably means you were too damned drunk.

Or you're too stupid to remember it, in which case, you win by default.