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InnerBrat wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:So we're talking about my bum yesterday, and Steph starts singing Sir Mix a Lot. Gen chimes in with Queen, and then EC roudns it off with Spinal Tap.

Nuff said, methinks. *sigh*

serenades IB ".....left alone with big fat fanny, she was such a naughty nanny. Hey big woman! You made a bad boy outta' me!!!!"

um, Crackpot? Never talk about the size of a British girl's fanny. Even in jest.

It just... means something else over here.

The word fanny means something else, or implications about arse size mean something else?

Metrion Cascade wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:

Col. Crackpot wrote: serenades IB ".....left alone with big fat fanny, she was such a naughty nanny. Hey big woman! You made a bad boy outta' me!!!!"

um, Crackpot? Never talk about the size of a British girl's fanny. Even in jest.

It just... means something else over here.

The word fanny means something else, or implications about arse size mean something else?

Word for spouse's estate?

Metrion Cascade wrote:The word fanny means something else, or implications about arse size mean something else?

The word fanny does not mean arse.

You certainly are having a hard time defining it yourself.
I'll ask the question:
What does fanny mean to the Brits?

SyntaxVorlon wrote:You certainly are having a hard time defining it yourself.
I'll ask the question:
What does fanny mean to the Brits?

Vagina.

Ahhhh, the entertainment of cross atlantic slang...

Mmmm, spam. I'm amazed this thread's still open. Maybe I'll post my own ass. Then again, maybe I'll go insane and try to hang from the ceiling by my toes.

What's next, a bare genital thread?

ArmorPierce wrote:What's next, a bare genital thread?

Nope.

Damn, I thought this had died.

Tsyroc wrote:Bare Arse photo

No, it's not goatse.

I almost clicked on that link, until I glanced at the post bellow.

Chief, you're a cruel man...

Lonestar wrote:

Tsyroc wrote:Bare Arse photo

No, it's not goatse.

I almost clicked on that link, until I glanced at the post bellow.

Chief, you're a cruel man...

You're in the Navy. You see worse every day.

I avert my poor, virgin, eyes.

Lonestar wrote:I avert my poor, virgin, eyes.

The very fact that your posting here proves your eyes to be two-bit whores

I did not click on one single link. A message board junkie probably have to have arses that look worse than my history binder. Anyway, if I wanted to show my arse, I think this board could get in trouble, because I am not too sure about 16 year-olds showing their asses on the internet is legal.

TempestMagister wrote:I did not click on one single link. A message board junkie probably have to have arses that look worse than my history binder. Anyway, if I wanted to show my arse, I think this board could get in trouble, because I am not too sure about 16 year-olds showing their asses on the internet is legal.

You better believe it ain't legal.

I must have been a fool to think others would actually get into the spirit of things in this thread.

TempestMagister wrote:A message board junkie probably have to have arses that look worse than my history binder.

Er...?

(EmPHAsis mIne)

My history binder probably has to be one of the most unorganized, messy, and basically junked up binder known to man.

TempestMagister wrote:My history binder probably has to be one of the most unorganized, messy, and basically junked up binder known to man.

I still find it quite odd that you compare people's asses to it, though.

Yeah, I see that it was a pretty stupid comparison. I am a little tired and I'm not thinking smoothly. Just ignore that one bit.

So... Did anyone post their real ass, or is the closest we got Jmac's bit of fakery (c'mon, she maked us try and pick her out of a crowd of about 20 in "What Do You Look Like?" and you think she'd post her real ass?)?

Except maybe Jon, but his link is dead anyway.

And as for history binder comparisions...mine would be like my notepad: things come out, never in.

This thread is one of the most messed up and Derranged displays i have ever seen. And not in the good way either!

RogueIce wrote:So... Did anyone post their real ass, or is the closest we got Jmac's bit of fakery (c'mon, she maked us try and pick her out of a crowd of about 20 in "What Do You Look Like?" and you think she'd post her real ass?)?

Except maybe Jon, but his link is dead anyway.

And as for history binder comparisions...mine would be like my notepad: things come out, never in.

Image is still in the same location, so don't know why that is. And nope, only me. Ah well

jmac wrote:

Gil Hamilton wrote:Ten bucks says that that's not jmac's real ass.

Are you insinuating that I have a fake butt? My butt is 100% real, it's the product of doing 3-5 hours of swim training every day for over 5 years.

Jmac, I envy you. My lower half is my weight problem. I'll show everyone from the belly button up but that's it.

*cries* I want an ass like that!!

'Raine