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"Get in there you big hairy oaf! I don't care what you smell!"

Beaten to the punch...

Mark S, Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2004 7:45 am wrote:Get in there you big furry oaf! I don't care what you smell!

In related news, I've discovered another homosexual reference in ANH! In the very first scene of the movie Darth 'condom-head' Vader and his legions of white, replicated genetic material (Sperm, anyone?) "Boards" (Now there's a euphamism if I've ever heard one) a phallic spaceship to capture a princess!

They're everywhere!1!!!eleven!!!

I suppose when Leia would rather 'kiss a wookiee' it could be a euphemism for lesbian oral sex. Mon Mothma doesn't shave?

Also when Vader dies and lets out a gasp as he lies down on his back, Luke lowers his head rather suggestively. Better eat his dinner before it gets cold? I can see it now, David Brin's latest Star Wars critique "George Lucas Encourages Necrophilial Incest".

[EDIT: gives a new meaning to 'human-cyborg relations'.]








....was that over-the-top?

Winston Blake wrote:....was that over-the-top?

By this board's standards? "You've taken a big step into a larger world."

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Hold me, Chewie.

Bluuaah!

Just a little higher! Just a little higher!

Winston Blake wrote:I suppose when Leia would rather 'kiss a wookiee' it could be a euphemism for lesbian oral sex. Mon Mothma doesn't shave?

Also when Vader dies and lets out a gasp as he lies down on his back, Luke lowers his head rather suggestively. Better eat his dinner before it gets cold? I can see it now, David Brin's latest Star Wars critique "George Lucas Encourages Necrophilial Incest".

[EDIT: gives a new meaning to 'human-cyborg relations'.]








....was that over-the-top?

Pshaw...we all know that Vader's head is both bald and has those starngely familiar line on his head.....JUST LIKE PENIS!!!

And it's all white and pasty....

Hrm...perhaps even more meaning behind that

Executor32 wrote:Well, i've already seen one of my favorite lines from Star Wars that can be interpreted in a very sexual way, so here's the rest:
*snip*

The whole trench scene sounds dirty if you listen to the dialogue.

"They came from behind!"

"Loosen up!"

"Aaaaaalllmost there. ...Aaaaaaaaallllmost there."

I forget the line, but something about "Room to maneuver in there."

etc. The Han-Chewie-Lando barge scene was another favorite for out-of-context quotes when I was just a wee lad. And I somestimes still remember the inappropriateness of "I thought they smelled bad on the OUTside," at least how my friends use this line.

Something i cooked up just then:

ROFL

Number 6 is obviously on crack. Nothing to see here, move along...

What a stunning conclusion. I don't know how you do it, Holmes.

We've only been tearing the guy a metaphorical new one for 3 pages.

Rogue 9 wrote:Number 6 is obviously on crack. Nothing to see here, move along...

I'm glad you're hear to tell us these things.

Will someone get Mr.Obvious a new sarcasm detector...he's just read 50+ posts and doesn't get it through his thick spamming skull!