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On the other hand, Doom simply has *no* quality story after all.

Dave Callaham wrote:A Open Letter To Doom Fans From Dave Callaham - 14 December 2004 00:03 - John [JCal] Callaham User Comments : 25
Editor's Note: Back in October, HomeLAN was fortunate to conduct a brief telephone interview with movie scriptwriter Dave Callaham, who wrote the script for the upcoming film version of id Software's hit first person shooter series Doom. The movie is currently filming in Prague for a scheduled release by Universal in August 2005. While Callaham briefly addressed the differences between the game and the film version in his HomeLAN interview, more recent news reports about the Doom movie have caused some public concerns about the Doom movie from fans of the game. Callaham, who recently returned from visiting the set of the Doom movie, contacted HomeLAN and asked to address the fans of the game directly about these reports. The following open letter from Callaham is posted below, completely unedited.

OPEN LETTER TO DOOM FANS

Dear Doom Fans:

Sometime in the last week or two, there was quite an uproar over a quote I allegedly made regarding my bravado in completely disfiguring the plot of the Doom games when I went about writing the screenplay for the film. First and foremost, allow me to state that I never made that quote. The reporting news source reported that I made that quote during an open press visit to the Doom set in Prague, during a week in which I was in fact in Los Angeles. Additionally, I want to add that I would never under any circumstances address either the press or the Doom fans with anything resembling the snide elitism that I perceive that quote to connote. In these regards, I consider the journalism involved to be nothing less than shoddy and irresponsible.

That said.

The screenplay I wrote DOES differ in a number of ways from the games. I want to be very honest and forthcoming in saying that, and I know that I won't make any friends amongst the fans of the game in doing so. But it should be mentioned that it was never the goal of anyone involved in this film, from myself and the producers to the studio to the guys at id, to make a direct film adaptation of the game(s). The thought process has always been to create an extension of the Doom universe that will give fans an interesting new take on the themes that they've come to enjoy in the game. Because let's be honest here: as far as a completely immersive and cinematic experience, we were never going to top Doom 3 anyway, and we all knew that. Instead, we have toyed with some elements of the game, and yes, I am pretty much solely responsible for that, since it was my pitch and my screenplay that got made. Let me assure you, though, that the themes and elements that you love about Doom are ALL represented strongly in the film...just with some new twists.

I've found it frustrating that I somehow became the goat for the perceived shortcomings of the film, because (and I say this with no humility whatsoever, because I'm not a humble person), that I am, without a doubt, the greatest ally the Doom fan has had during the entire process of the film being made. I am the only person involved creatively who has ever made any attempt to open discourse with the game's internet fanbase, and I am the only person involved who has continually kept the ideals of the game first and foremost in mind. I very truthfully believe that my unapologetic and hyper-violent script would have been a Doom fan's movie dream come true. However, since my involvement, the film has steadily moved away from the realm of fandom and more toward the realm of traditional Hollywood interests. It's not been ideal, in my opinion, but I did what I could when I could, and I stand by that work.

No film adaptation can ever match the expectations of the original fans, and the Doom movie will be no different. You as fans each have your own perfect version of the Doom film already shot in your head, and those versions aren't always what the guy next to you would want to see in the same movie (someone out there on doomworld.com sure loved the idea of Howie Long as Doomguy -- which is perfect aesthetically, but let's face it, totally absurd if you want this movie to come out in theatres). I myself have a perfect version of the Doom movie all played out in my head--I even wrote it down--and it's not getting made either. And I'm not always real happy about it, but I do understand that that is the nature of the Hollywood machine. The bottom line is there are literally hundreds upon hundreds of good people working their asses off on this movie right now, and you, just like me, have to trust them to do the best job they can. I don't enjoy watching a bunch of strangers bastardize my baby any more than you do, but really none of us can do anything about it at this point, so I hope that at least some of you will fret, with me, in the direction of optimism. We all have high expectations, and a lot of them won't be met, but the bottom line is the movie is going to be pretty cool.

Finally, to the fan that suggested I get an enema (ostensibly to clean out my head, I think): That was awesome.

Dave Callaham

A Doom Fan wrote:When you write the screen adaptation for a game in where a lone space marine fights off waves of hellspawn spewing from Hell on a desolate space rock, the fans of the game expect a few things:

-A lone space marine
-Waves of hellspawn
-Hell
-A desolate space rock

So far, it seems we're not getting any of those. No, instead we're being given excuses on why said things cannot be placed into the script and that some "new twists" have been implemented in their place. But it's okay everyone! The "themes and elements that you love about Doom are ALL represented strongly in the film". Isn't that exiting!? Well I have some news for you friend, there are no themes or elements in Doom. This game does not have a deeper meaning or a subtle underlying tone. It doesn't have, however, a lone space marine fighting off waves of hellspawn from Hell on a desolate space rock. Nothing more, nothing less. If you add or subtract from that formula, what you will have is no longer Doom. It is something else masquerading in Doom's clothing.

See why we're a little pissed?

A Doom Fan wrote:When you write the screen adaptation for a game in where a lone space marine fights off waves of hellspawn spewing from Hell on a desolate space rock, the fans of the game expect a few things:

-A lone space marine
-Waves of hellspawn
-Hell
-A desolate space rock

frigidmagi wrote:I bet 10 bucks that they're going to shoehorn some deep socially acceptable "message" into this though and apply it with the subltity of a sludgehammer to the face.

SPOOFE wrote:The worst part is, after Doom flops, Hollywood will decide it's simply because games don't make good stories and stop giving any of them a shot.

Jim Raynor wrote:

SPOOFE wrote:The worst part is, after Doom flops, Hollywood will decide it's simply because games don't make good stories and stop giving any of them a shot.

That's exactly what will happen. I remember the "games don't make good stories" argument being used after Super Mario Brothers and Street Fighter. The fact that those movies had little to nothing in common with the games and shitty scripts/acting didn't have anything to do with it. :roll:

I suggest that we refer to this movie project from now on as Doom In Name Only (DINO). Comic book fans have taken to calling the Halle Berry's Catwoman CINO because it has nothing to do with the actual Catwoman. This supposed Doom movie is no different.

White Haven wrote:Not even that last point, there were plenty of Doom maps that took place in urban areas.

Spyder wrote:Here's a screen play.

*snip

Spyder wrote:Here's a screen play.

*snip*

Took me twenty minutes conceive and write up.

This goes on until about 15-20 minutes into the movie, then all hell breaks loose (litterally).

SPOOFE wrote:

This goes on until about 15-20 minutes into the movie, then all hell breaks loose (litterally).

Ooh, that's a good line! I don't think ANYBODY's used it before.

In fact, we should make a character say it in the movie. Maybe it should be said three or four times, that way, all the REVIEWERS of the movie can say it, too! And then...

OH MY GOD!!! It's so WITTY!!! Because - haha! - it's a pun! Ha! Puns are like jokes! I get jokes! Bwahahaha! That's funn... no. No, it's not. And I'm suddenly hit with a new urge to smack every single reviewer that just HAD to include that line in their write-up of the game...

Well, it's pretty much what's meant to happen in a Doom movie, that particular line wasn't really a joke.

SPOOFE wrote:

Well, it's pretty much what's meant to happen in a Doom movie, that particular line wasn't really a joke.

I know. If you saw the reviews just after Doom 3 came out, pretty much every one included the line "all Hell breaks loose (literally!)" as if we didn't already know that.

You'd think that, with such a simple premise that it can be expressed with five words, it'd be impossible to fuck up. Oh well. I guess Hollywood's proven us wrong again.