Rob Walper...SITHIFIZED!!

[Robert Walper]

This thread is getting better by the minute.

Ha! Say that when I blind half the board with a nude photo. I'd probably get sued.

[Elheru Aran]

Hmm? Oh, there's the door... *answers it, comes back with three boxes of pizza, selective toppings; just press the button besides the one you want on the lid... lays 'em down before Velvet, materializes candles, dims the lights, and with a snap of the finger, tablecloth that'll never stain nor need laundering appears underneath the pizza and a set of plates*

[Robert Walper]

And of course, if you want so, PM xBlackFlash your photo and tell her to make it very very hard for any viewer to see anything you don't want to...

Except her, huh? I don't think we're quite there yet. Maybe dinner first.

:eagerly awaits meal to be placed in front of her:

Must...resist....joke....I...can't...!!!

Will that be a sausage or salami meal, maam? Which choice of stuffing or hiding.

[Tinkerbell]

This thread is getting better by the minute.

Ha! Say that when I blind half the board with a nude photo. I'd probably get sued.

When? Did you say when??

:makes mental note of promise for nude shots:

[Robert Walper]

Ha! Say that when I blind half the board with a nude photo. I'd probably get sued.

When? Did you say when??

:makes mental note of promise for nude shots:

That wasn't quite a promise, more jesting. I'd only make that promise in the context of a bet perhaps.

[wautd]

Can't we Janewayify him instead?

[Robert Walper]

Can't we Janewayify him instead?

What'd I ever do to you?

[wautd]

Can't we Janewayify him instead?

What'd I ever do to you?

Why, I tough you might liked it

[Dead_Ghost]

You know, she IS talking about nude scenes, not porno scenes . Besides, only if you were making a ridiculous pose would anyone laugh. As an example, try Elheru's last self-portrait pose without the pants.

*cough* I'd want to do that...why? lol

To get a picture of yourself to boast to everyone, especially those that might throw a comment like "Your body/face is <place derogatory adjective here>. Seeing as xBlackFlash knows how to use Photoshop, you can trust her to edit the photo to "heights impossible to get to".

If you want, you can cross your right thigh over the left, in order to cover the more intimate parts. Or perhaps a shot taken from your back, catching your whole body completely, with your head and torso half-turned to the lens.

That would work I suppose...

So try it, what is there to lose? Just a couple of them to see them yourself. If one gets as you want, then send it to xBlackFlash.

And of course, if you want so, PM xBlackFlash your photo and tell her to make it very very hard for any viewer to see anything you don't want to...

Except her, huh? I don't think we're quite there yet. Maybe dinner first.

Your call.

There are nude photos which are a complete work of art. No matter how ugly the models can look like in "real life" to you, on the shot they are gods incarnate.

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I'm not sure whether to be flattered or worried you'd make such effort to try and convince me to consider such an endeavor.

I'm just doing it for the sake of art. Besides, with no BS, from your self-portraits, I saw nothing that any one of the guys could make fun of. If you were overweight, then there would be the probability of someone making fun, since society still discriminates them, but that's not your case. Heck, you might even get several of us here jealous .
Like I've said, consider taking a nude shot or several, see which one you like most, send it to xBlackFlash, and then see if what she makes with it can be posted safely. If you want as well, or if the photo demands it , post it in a thread pass-protected, and give the password to only those YOU trust.

[Petrosjko]

The comment is a bit old, but I have to reply.

That is nifty.

So nifty I will even refrain from the usual Robert-pestering that has become my stock-in-trade.

*force energy crackles at finger tips* You learned the hard way.

*walks across shaggy carpet barefoot, then zaps Robert*

Yeah yeah yeah.

Now, because this thread is placing the threat of Naked Robert Time on the world, I'll get out of here before the UN weapons inspectors arrive. Have fun with Hans Blix and company, Robert.

[Lindar]

*grins* Velvet, Please keep them all like this! The entertainment value is priceless,and your work is absolutely terrific.

[Robert Walper]

To get a picture of yourself to boast to everyone, especially those that might throw a comment like "Your body/face is <place derogatory adjective here>. Seeing as xBlackFlash knows how to use Photoshop, you can trust her to edit the photo to "heights impossible to get to".

Strikes me as a little vain actually. Sure, Bohemianfey can pull it off with the valid reason of being cute and a female poster on a majority male board, but that's different.

So try it, what is there to lose?

Modesty? Respect? Dignity?

Just a couple of them to see them yourself. If one gets as you want, then send it to xBlackFlash.

That could count as harassment though.

I'm just doing it for the sake of art. Besides, with no BS, from your self-portraits, I saw nothing that any one of the guys could make fun of. If you were overweight, then there would be the probability of someone making fun, since society still discriminates them, but that's not your case. Heck, you might even get several of us here jealous .

Possibily, but there's that vanity thing again. Not something I really consider myself guilty of.

Like I've said, consider taking a nude shot or several, see which one you like most, send it to xBlackFlash, and then see if what she makes with it can be posted safely. If you want as well, or if the photo demands it , post it in a thread pass-protected, and give the password to only those YOU trust.

I'll think about it.

[Robert Walper]

*walks across shaggy carpet barefoot, then zaps Robert*

Yeah yeah yeah.

Must you give up all my secret Force powers?

Now, because this thread is placing the threat of Naked Robert Time on the world, I'll get out of here before the UN weapons inspectors arrive. Have fun with Hans Blix and company, Robert.

I'd never post a nude photo of myself at SDN (directly), so rest assured it won't happen. There are no weapons of mass distraction here, move along.

[Tinkerbell]

Rob if it really comes down to it I can walk you through how to edit it yourself, if you are that bent on denying me the pleasure. Editing it yourself really wouldn't be that hard, albeit frustrating for the rest of us

[Petrosjko]

*walks across shaggy carpet barefoot, then zaps Robert*

Yeah yeah yeah.

Must you give up all my secret Force powers?

It's my revenge for you not allowing me in the treehouse anymore.

If there's no naked Robert, I guess I'll hang around. When's that hood pic coming out? *nudge nudge*

[Dead_Ghost]

To get a picture of yourself to boast to everyone, especially those that might throw a comment like "Your body/face is <place derogatory adjective here>. Seeing as xBlackFlash knows how to use Photoshop, you can trust her to edit the photo to "heights impossible to get to".

Strikes me as a little vain actually. Sure, Bohemianfey can pull it off with the valid reason of being cute and a female poster on a majority male board, but that's different.

Then you might keep it as a fail-safe for if someone mocks your phisical aspect, you can counter them with a magnificent shot of yourself Besides, there are female members here who would be close enough to die just to get their eyes on a nude shot of a member. (And, being yours, seems to be highly anticipated )

So try it, what is there to lose?

Modesty? Respect? Dignity?

We're talking about a photo for art. As for Modesty, no need to feel pride/vain for yourself in it, though pride in knowing such talented people with Photoshop has no problem . I might be very well wrong here, but so far you don't seem to me to be a vain person, so the chances of that happening because of one nude shot are somewhat minimal. Besides, you've got a thread here running around YOUR self-portrait being edited. This could be considered as dangerous to losing modesty, respect, and dignity about as much as a nude shot. Respect, well the only way you could lose respect, as far as I can see, would be if someone made a moral jab properly unjustified. And as for Dignity, if you kept "in line" with the previous two then you wouldn't lose any sort of dignity, right?

Just a couple of them to see them yourself. If one gets as you want, then send it to xBlackFlash.

That could count as harassment though.

Which would work both ways, you know? Your way since you are sending to a female member a nude shot of yourself, and to her since she would have a nude shot of yours to tamper with .

I'm just doing it for the sake of art. Besides, with no BS, from your self-portraits, I saw nothing that any one of the guys could make fun of. If you were overweight, then there would be the probability of someone making fun, since society still discriminates them, but that's not your case. Heck, you might even get several of us here jealous .

Possibily, but there's that vanity thing again. Not something I really consider myself guilty of.

Just for curiousity, this thing with a nude shot would/will only happen once, right? So why bother yourself with thinking about gaining a vain-attitude because of a one-lifetime experience?! Besides, since it's just something that will be only once, then it might very well not be considered as taboo. At the very least, you would know in the end whether it would be a "good move" to take nude shots of yourself and have them posted.

Like I've said, consider taking a nude shot or several, see which one you like most, send it to xBlackFlash, and then see if what she makes with it can be posted safely. If you want as well, or if the photo demands it , post it in a thread pass-protected, and give the password to only those YOU trust.

I'll think about it.

Then think about it. We're talking about art and fun. Fun for yourself by seeing everyone enjoy and admire such a shot, fun for xBlackFlash for getting her hands on a nude shot before everybody/anybody else and work it to make the entire board members go "drool" . Fun for the female members for obvious reasons , and someone for us, male members, to admire, compare, and dream about for getting our body like yours .
(Seriously, no offence or disrespect meant to any one with these two last comments of mine)

[Robert Walper]

Rob if it really comes down to it I can walk you through how to edit it yourself, if you are that bent on denying me the pleasure. Editing it yourself really wouldn't be that hard, albeit frustrating for the rest of us

I'll make you a deal, XB. If I do decide to make a nude shot, it's going to be a modest one, but I'll let you edit it.

So...er....how's the hood editing going.

[Robert Walper]

Just for curiousity, this thing with a nude shot would/will only happen once, right?

(IF)Definitely. Still thinking about it, and how I'd go about it.

But for the time being, we'll stick to the picture on hand. All this nude talk is, honestly, making me a little embarassed.

[Dead_Ghost]

(IF)Definitely. Still thinking about it, and how I'd go about it.

But for the time being, we'll stick to the picture on hand. All this nude talk is, honestly, making me a little embarassed.

Well, please take as much time as you want to think about it. And perhaps it will be best now to cut the chat about getting a nude shot of yours. No need to talk about it thoroughly in public, unless you're ultimately confortable about it, with you being the *cough*victim*cough* and all.

[Tinkerbell]

Rob if it really comes down to it I can walk you through how to edit it yourself, if you are that bent on denying me the pleasure. Editing it yourself really wouldn't be that hard, albeit frustrating for the rest of us

I'll make you a deal, XB. If I do decide to make a nude shot, it's going to be a modest one, but I'll let you edit it.

So...er....how's the hood editing going.

The edit itself will take me less than 10 minutes. The trick is finding a usable hood. Hence my asking where you found your AV :mumbles:...

[Robert Walper]

The edit itself will take me less than 10 minutes. The trick is finding a usable hood. Hence my asking where you found your AV :mumbles:...

XB, I can send you a much larger screencap if you want?

Edit: I've made two screen caps for you when you want them. ".BMP" format.

[Tinkerbell]

The edit itself will take me less than 10 minutes. The trick is finding a usable hood. Hence my asking where you found your AV :mumbles:...

XB, I can send you a much larger screencap if you want?

Edit: I've made two screen caps for you when you want them. ".BMP" format.

Thanks. The only problem there is the difference in pose (damn-near profile view vs. head on), this is going to be a point of frustration for me, but because I grow angrier every time I look at your hair I darkened it for the time being.

[Lord Revan]

Thanks. The only problem there is the difference in pose (damn-near profile view vs. head on), this is going to be a point of frustration for me, but because I grow angrier every time I look at your hair I darkened it for the time being.

I think it much more natural now (funny as it's not he's natural hair color), all I want know now what Walper thinks of it.

[Lord Revan]

I think that a better way make someone look like a Sith, is take the yellow sith eyes (from Emperor, Darth Maul or Anakin) and make your model look like (s)he has been under costant stress. I'm no make artitst, but this is my opinion.

[Robert Walper]

Thanks. The only problem there is the difference in pose (damn-near profile view vs. head on), this is going to be a point of frustration for me, but because I grow angrier every time I look at your hair I darkened it for the time being.

I like the darkened hair effect. Looks alot more natural, although I think Salm's picture with the darkened skin as well would be the perfect combination.

I also sent you a zip file through e-mail with a bunch of assorted hoods you can work with, particularily a Darth Maul one I made specific mention of in the e-mail.