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Lucky you! You are only
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insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!



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people more trustworthy than you (98%)
people just as trustworthy as you (1%)
people less trustworthy than you (0%)

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Lucky you! You are only
16% insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!

FUN FACT...

people more trustworthy than you (76%)
people just as trustworthy as you (2%)
people less trustworthy than you (21%)


Have a very nice day.
-fgalkin

Lucky you! You are only
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insane! Look at you, so rational and normal. Your head's screwed on so tight you'd break a guillotine. Yes, lucky you, you who glide through the chaos of the world like the pope in his popemobile. While the rest of us are barking at imaginary voices and foaming at the mouth, your mind is sitting on a tuffet eating curds and whey. CURDS AND WHEY! Do you hear me?!? Because I can hear me! THE GRANITE MONKEY MUST BE PORKED! Bok!


The scary thing is I answered completely honestly, though I think I may have been wrong about the argyle...I think I said fabric, and I'm pretty sure it's actually a pattern.

[edit] BTW, I work in a counseling center...you guys are a relief after what I go through at work .

Slathering billycrickets! You are 61% insane!

Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)

Zaia wrote:Slathering billycrickets! You are 61% insane!

Partly holding it together, partly on the edge—you're like a pig on a highwire, cute and stinky but a potential danger to yourself and others. Most people think you have a "dark side," and they're not referring to the part of you that's in the shade on a sunny day. You're definitely not a vegetarian, except maybe when you're eating. You like leafy meats. Do not run with scissors while operating heavy donkeys.

Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)

Because 11% of the people > 61% crazy.

verilon wrote:

Zaia wrote:Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test that are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)

Because 11% of the people > 61% crazy.

So, if 11% of people are crazier than I am, that makes them more trustworthy, not less?! *confused* My brain hasn't been working correctly today--am I missing something blindingly obvious here?

Zaia wrote:

verilon wrote:

Zaia wrote:Errrr, how do they figure this part? I'm 61% crazy and yet there are only 11% of people who have taken the test that are more trustworthy than I?!
people more trustworthy than you (11%)
people just as trustworthy as you (0%)
people less trustworthy than you (87%)

Because 11% of the people > 61% crazy.

So, if 11% of people are crazier than I am, that makes them more trustworthy, not less?! *confused* My brain hasn't been working correctly today--am I missing something blindingly obvious here?

Whoops! My mistake! 11% people < 61% crazy. 87% people > 61% crazy.

verilon wrote:Whoops! My mistake! 11% people < 61% crazy. 87% people > 61% crazy.

Word.

Ok. That's better; my head doesn't hurt quite so much anymore. Thanks, Ver!

Zaia wrote:

verilon wrote:Whoops! My mistake! 11% people < 61% crazy. 87% people > 61% crazy.

Word.

Ok. That's better; my head doesn't hurt quite so much anymore. Thanks, Ver!

You're welcome...sorry for the confusion.

verilon wrote:You're welcome...sorry for the confusion.

Darling dear, no need to apologize. My miniscule brain was confused before you tried to help me, so don't worry about it. Not your fault. Thank you!!

Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

And Bean and one other.

verilon wrote:

The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

And Bean and one other.

That one other being me.

And Lex and Dargos.

data_link wrote:

verilon wrote:

The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

And Bean and one other.

That one other being me.

Bwahahahahah! *rubs hands together* Jeeves, do this for me, would you? Escort these gentlemen into my waiting room, would you? *purrrs* Then, be a dear--get Pablo to bring over my circular saw, that bag of stale candy corn, a pair of tweezers, a head of cabbage, seven rolls of duct tape and that kitten there....STAT!! I NEED SCISSORS!! 61!!!!!!

(Anyone who knows what those last two are from is AWESOME in my book!)

The Dark wrote:Are Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi and me the only sane people around here?

I ponder that same question nearly every day at work, only with myself in the place of Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi's.

Zaia wrote:

data_link wrote:

verilon wrote: And Bean and one other.

That one other being me.

Bwahahahahah! *rubs hands together* Jeeves, do this for me, would you? Escort these gentlemen into my waiting room, would you? *purrrs* Then, be a dear--get Pablo to bring over my circular saw, that bag of stale candy corn, a pair of tweezers, a head of cabbage, seven rolls of duct tape and that kitten there....STAT!! I NEED SCISSORS!! 61!!!!!!

(Anyone who knows what those last two are from is AWESOME in my book!)

Now I'm sorry I asked...

The Dark wrote:Now I'm sorry I asked...

I haven't scared you, have I, darling dear? *innocent smile* I certainly hope not...

Zaia wrote:

The Dark wrote:Now I'm sorry I asked...

I haven't scared you, have I, darling dear? *innocent smile* I certainly hope not...

Nah, I'm a percussionist and I work at a counseling center. I'm not sure which has been better training, but I know how to deal with weird people. Now, if you'd kindly put on this white burlap jacket, it's a bit cold outside...

37% means I aM NoT iNsaNE

Roflamo

[cue music]
The slathering billycrickets go hopping around and around, until POW! They get porked by the popemobile.
[/cue music]

I'm going to go to my room now, and try to get that out of my head via the use of a blunt instrument.