What is the dumbest Trekkie argument you ever heard?

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I think my favorite was the "Well, StarFleet has a radiation vaccine, and since Louis Wu uses a flashlight laser and since lasers are radiation and vaccines make you immune to things, then Riker can't be hurt by it"
This was reference to a thread that happened along time ago on the Wizardworld.com message board. This Trekkie also claimed that the Larry Niven Launch Lasers wouldn't work on the Enterprise because of the navigational deflector. If you aren't familiar with Known Space, these lasers were used originally to launch interstellar solar sails up to apprecible percentages of the speed of light and were powerful enough to cut Kzinti ships in half from Mercury... when the Kzinti ships were around Saturn. :D
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Shadowfyre wrote:Ugh. I hate the ones that claim that Warp speed is faster.

I once had a "debate" with a guy on another BBS, where I layed out, step by step the events in TPM that indicate that Darth Maul was hauling ass from Coruscant to Tatooine at a speed that would make Starfleet wet their pants...and you know what the guy replied with? He said that since no definite numbers were mentioned in dialogue in any SW film, it couldn't be proved. Evidently the concept of deductive reasoning was beyond his grasp. :roll: :roll:
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Shadow WarChief wrote: Was it Rikaleus at Section 31? And are you the mod the helped me lead a still-born invasion?
Yes, it was him...and yes, that's me.
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Shadowfyre wrote:
Yes, it was him...and yes, that's me.

Well let's just say that the invasion got a heart transplant...

http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=566

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Shadow WarChief wrote: Well let's just say that the invasion got a heart transplant...

http://www.stardestroyer.net/phpBB2/viewtopic.php?t=566

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hehehehe...I've been following that thread since page 1! :shock:

Why do you think that topic on "what is canon" just magically appeared over at S31 when you guys needed it to? ;)

I knew that the canon issue would be first on the agenda, so I contrived a way to create a new thread specifically for it. ;)

The problem is...no one at S31 is arguing too much. Strange.
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For me, that's certainly this logic-defying crap about ST ships being immune to lasers. But the worst thing about it is:
Graham Kennedy's disgusting fanfic 'portal' uses it as a premise.
This fucking argument enabled this dipshit to write such a perverted peice of crap!
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Cpt_Frank wrote:For me, that's certainly this logic-defying crap about ST ships being immune to lasers. But the worst thing about it is:
Graham Kennedy's disgusting fanfic 'portal' uses it as a premise.
This fucking argument enabled this dipshit to write such a perverted peice of crap!
If that's the only thing you think sucks about Kennedy's fanfic, then you have the literary mind of a first grader. His writing sucks, and his premise is just abysmal.
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My 2 cents...the lamest argument I have heard is the 'laser' one...the solar system one....and the small galaxy one. Hahaha I had never heard of the TPT argument before...its interesting to note how when the Federation needs some new kind of weapon they create it seemingly from nowhere and now the new weapon can allow them to defeat whatever enemy was fighting them.
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The Death Star didn't really destroy Alderaan! The Death Star didn't really destroy Alderaan! The Death Star didn't really- *shotgun blast*

S 8472 will wipe the Empire out! :roll:

The borg can adapt to superlasers! :x
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:shock:

I just went to ditl.org and read Portal.


I want to smash something. :evil: Preferably the sentence with the drones.
detonated with the energy of ten photon torpedoes-more then enough to destroy a Star Destroyer


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The small galaxy argument was always a cherished idiocy.
And the most consistant was a guy who could be counted on to offer up that X-Wings move like WWII fighters every time the debate came up, no matter how many times I told him he was wrong and that it was a stupid point.
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That's not the ONLY thing I hate about it, mind, just that it is fairly indicative of GK's stance toward the debate.

Much as some people would like to deny it, MW treated the Federation more fairly then Kennedy did.


*goes off to read Kennedy's hatemail section*
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Master of Ossus wrote:
Cpt_Frank wrote:For me, that's certainly this logic-defying crap about ST ships being immune to lasers. But the worst thing about it is:
Graham Kennedy's disgusting fanfic 'portal' uses it as a premise.
This fucking argument enabled this dipshit to write such a perverted peice of crap!
If that's the only thing you think sucks about Kennedy's fanfic, then you have the literary mind of a first grader. His writing sucks, and his premise is just abysmal.
Although I'm not an english native speaker, I did notice his writing sucked.
Pretty much everything about this story sucked. I can still remember the pain.
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Yep, the writing sucked too. Basically it was pages of FEDERATION IS SUPERIOR



Oh, and he lies about not using EU stuff.
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The Fed Torp vs. Exhaust Port even after you point out that it is Physically impossible for a PHotorp to fit down the Exhaust port shaft of the first death star....
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Best one I ever heard:

"Trek ships are more advanced because they are smaller. Look at how big Wars ships have to be to fit their weapons on them"
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Not that I'm opposed to the notion that SW spans its galaxy. Ultimately, it would not affect these debates. The Empire or Republic might be *bigger* than the Federation, but they'd still be unwise to trespass on Federation Space. A beachball is bigger than a grenade...but I know which can go off with greater force.
-TOWNMNBS

And you know, when it arguably would only take a single Trek
style photon torpedo at max yield (or just fired at 0.8 C w/o arming the warhead at all) to vaporize any ship of the imperial navy, I am
disinclined to believe a Fed world would require all that much
protection against the empire to begin with. The fact remains, hyperdrive isn't usefull tactically against Trek ships *in* battle. Only for getting to and *possibly* from it.
-TOWNMNBS

Trek style torpedoes can be fired *from* any speed *at* any
target
-TOWNMNBS

TOWNMNBS: CP, I will await a *civil* reply.
Phong: Then what are you doing in alt.startrek.vs.starwars? This is basically a flamewar group.

They can track targets effectively even at warp. Of course they can do a 90 degree tyurn at massively sub-relativistic speeds. And nothing's been shown to prove they *can't* do it. And again, *if* it were an issue, the Fed ship would simply fire them straight down from above in
geo-synchronous orbit, well out of range of the DS's weaponery, and at a velocity far faster than their obviously manual gunners could ever hope to track, let alone target or shoot down.
-TOWNMNBS on photon torpedoes vs. the DS

The films and series. Have you ever watched them? Every single instance of something getting attached to the hull is *immediately*
recognized...in fact, the typically spot the attempt when, if not
before, contact is made with the shields. Come to that, half the time,
contect is *prevented* *BY* the shields...lucky for Solo SW shields
aren't capable of that.
-TOWNMNBS

Well let's see. While the SW ships can't spot a corellian freighter
penetrating its shields and clamping onto its back, a Fed ship would, in about 3 to 5 seconds on average, often less, ascertain a potential
threat vessel's *total* offensive and defensive potential. Right down to weapon power outputs, shield and hull strengths, systems status, crew compliment and origin, etc. While there's every reason to think SW sensors couldn't even penetrate shields, Trek sensors would spot the "ancient" hyperdrive tech present, and already be on to the astrophysics department to modify the lateral array to spot them in hyperspace, and to engineering to stand by to generate a grava-metric pulse to act as an interdictor well...that's assuming a standard tractor beam wouldn't do the trick, which one would expect it to. The Feds would know every move the imp ship was going to make as they were transfering power to make it. *That's* what advantage they'd have.
-TOWNMNBS

TOWNMNBS: Utterly false. A Trek ship can circle or strafe, and the warheads
You know, the Romulans used to think their cloaking tech made them
utterly indetectable to Fed sensors...they were wrong in their
arrogance, too. Once the Feds realize their adversary is using
"ancient" hyperdrice tech, a sector-by-sector graviton web will be
erected to interdict hyperspatial travel into key areas. Over the space of perhaps a few months to at most a year, most of the Federation will be covered, just as they managed to do with their subspace listening posts to detect Romulan ships crossing over into their space. Then, of course, the Klingons, Cardassians, Romulans, Ferengi, etc would all follow suit, and withing a grand total of perhaps 2 or 3 years the Alpha Quadrant would be basically inaccessable to SW ships. You see, *I* can speculate as readily as you can...except I am doing so legitimately.
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You should've *read* what I wrote above, rather than engaged in yet
another demonstration of how foolish your side becomes when you're
losing a debate. You know, that kind of behavior from SWersies, as much
as anything else, proves to me and most objective third-party observers
that Trek's supporters truly have the greatest case, and certainly the
most credability. We do not engage in sucr purile attacks. We don't need
to. We are right, have proven right, and can easily continue to prove we
are right. And you know, when you *really* are right, and not just
posturing for public appeal, you find that that *really* is enough. I'm
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speakers in word games or flame wars. And I for one am extremely proud
of that fact. Not only is Star Trek's technology superior, so are it's
internet debate supporters! Amazing, but demonstrably True.

In any case, this *will* be my last reply to Crystal Psyborg, unless the
next post I see from CP is more mature, and worhty of my attention. And
frankly, I couldn't possibly care less how snubbish or arrogant or
condescending that sounds. It's a fact, and a well-justified one at
that. Be civil, or be ignored. Your choice.
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Okay, so the Emp has better tech. But like modern tech, it is too specialized. A WWII flotilla could defeat a modern naval flotilla using the right tactics and WWI biplanes could defeat modern jet aircraft.
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Whose TOWNMNBS?
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One time I was debating a pair of Trekkie fanatics on some tiny board. Nothing special, just a couple of zealots who refused to admit defeat even though they had absolutely nothing to say in Trek's defense. In responce to a statement I made about Imperial ships blitzing all the Federation's worlds, they said that Starfleet could evacuate all the UFP's civilians onto a few core worlds where they could consolidate their defenses, right before declaring victory. WTF?! Assuming Starfleet even had enough ships to do it, they would be practically handing over 90% of their territory to the Empire while starving themselves on their few horribly overpopulated planets.
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Haha!

:P

You said his name!

Seriously, isn't it easier just to say "TJ", instead of TOWNMNBS? TOWNMNBS puts out a positively Voldemort-type feeling.....And from what I've heard, he's gutter-stupid, not evil.
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Remembered another one: There was a troll named Wraith at SB who claimed that by assimilatin one Jedi, all borg would become force sensitive.
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TJ is just the bogey-man of ASVS. He's not that scary, just more persistant than Dark Star and far more stupid. Ignore him and he goes away.
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Jim Raynor wrote:One time I was debating a pair of Trekkie fanatics on some tiny board. Nothing special, just a couple of zealots who refused to admit defeat even though they had absolutely nothing to say in Trek's defense. In responce to a statement I made about Imperial ships blitzing all the Federation's worlds, they said that Starfleet could evacuate all the UFP's civilians onto a few core worlds where they could consolidate their defenses, right before declaring victory. WTF?! Assuming Starfleet even had enough ships to do it, they would be practically handing over 90% of their territory to the Empire while starving themselves on their few horribly overpopulated planets.
Starfleet would never be able to evacuate possibly even a single planet in that amount of time. Remember the TNG episode with the "Sheliak?" Starfleet couldn't even get a ship to evac a colony for several weeks.
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Doomriser wrote:
Jim Raynor wrote:One time I was debating a pair of Trekkie fanatics on some tiny board. Nothing special, just a couple of zealots who refused to admit defeat even though they had absolutely nothing to say in Trek's defense. In responce to a statement I made about Imperial ships blitzing all the Federation's worlds, they said that Starfleet could evacuate all the UFP's civilians onto a few core worlds where they could consolidate their defenses, right before declaring victory. WTF?! Assuming Starfleet even had enough ships to do it, they would be practically handing over 90% of their territory to the Empire while starving themselves on their few horribly overpopulated planets.
Starfleet would never be able to evacuate possibly even a single planet in that amount of time. Remember the TNG episode with the "Sheliak?" Starfleet couldn't even get a ship to evac a colony for several weeks.
Remember Corellian Trilogy? NR couldn't evac a planet in time, even with their supporting 3/4 of the galaxy logistics. That was just one planet, with private vehicles evacuating a portion of the population. The Feds, as nearly as I can tell, don't have privately owned ships, and the definitely don't have the ships available to evac even half a planet on short notice, let alone several.
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