What if Dooku hired someone else to be cloned for the army?

Vanas · Post by **Vanas** » 2005-06-05 06:30pm

Yes, that'd be the downside of contracting the design to the BBC SFX department of the 70's.

But heck, imagine the weapons and army. Legions of paper-maché monsters and pepperpots trundle and shamble towards the driod lines, before opening up with obviously super-imposed purple wibbly stuff, very big and smoky shots and fire-extingushers fired through whisks. What could be more terrifiying, even to a droid army?

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2005-06-06 03:19am

How can you forget the one free man (Gordon Freeman),

or even worse the G-Man

Trooper TK12746 · Post by **Trooper TK12746** » 2005-06-06 09:00pm

Anakin Skywalker if possible. With training, his glaring personality flaws could be corrected and rectified. Sidious would love it. A whole army of Vader's to play around with. The DS would become redundant. Although if they all fell for Padme that might cause a problem.

WHat happens when clones meet their primes and realize they are nothing alike?

neoolong · Post by **neoolong** » 2005-06-06 09:17pm

Trooper TK12746 wrote:Anakin Skywalker if possible. With training, his glaring personality flaws could be corrected and rectified. Sidious would love it. A whole army of Vader's to play around with. The DS would become redundant. Although if they all fell for Padme that might cause a problem.

WHat happens when clones meet their primes and realize they are nothing alike?

Uh, don't clones of force users tend to go insane? Or was that only with one process?

Sharpshooter · Post by **Sharpshooter** » 2005-06-06 10:20pm

neoolong wrote:Uh, don't clones of force users tend to go insane? Or was that only with one process?

I think it's either if you rush the cloning process (a minimum of one year for the Spartii tanks) or the tanks in general when dealing with those who are extremily sensative to the force.

What 'bout Duke Nukem? He's a literal fragging machine, all the women go nuts for him, and he's got as many one-liners as Republic writers can churn out.

Drunk Monkey · Post by **Drunk Monkey** » 2005-06-06 10:22pm

Matt Huang wrote:imagine the entire Grand Army of the Republic, decked out in clonetrooper armor, screaming at the top of their lungs...

KKKKKKKKHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don’t forget about all the clones scoring with Jabaa’s dancers.

Lancer · Post by **Lancer** » 2005-06-06 10:29pm

ohh, evil idea: Legolas.

Then we get space-elf-eldar-wannabes with plenty of firepower, and even if they are grown-accelerated, a pretty long lifetime by human standards ahead of them.

Noble Ire · Post by **Noble Ire** » 2005-06-06 10:42pm

Matt Huang wrote:ohh, evil idea: Legolas.

Then we get space-elf-eldar-wannabes with plenty of firepower, and even if they are grown-accelerated, a pretty long lifetime by human standards ahead of them.

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Elves are ageless.

Darth Yoshi · Post by **Darth Yoshi** » 2005-06-07 10:22pm

Samus Aran. She comes with her own armor. *conveniently ignores fact that Chozo Armor generally isn't mass-produced*

Post by **Gandalf** » 2005-06-07 11:31pm

Spock, he was strong and clever.

ali-sama · Post by **ali-sama** » 2005-06-07 11:36pm

brollie or son gohan(goku;s son) from dragon ball.
or superman

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2005-06-08 12:28am

DB character's generally dont start out very strong (even Brolly was simply chock full of potential).
If Superman than wgy not an Titan (Thanos), or even better an elder of the universe (Ganthet)

SylasGaunt · Post by **SylasGaunt** » 2005-06-08 03:27am

[quote="the .303 bookworm"]DB character's generally dont start out very strong (even Brolly was simply chock full of potential).
If Superman than wgy not an Titan (Thanos), or even better an elder of the universe (Ganthet)

[/quote

Yeah but that's enough potential that he survived a planet blowing up in his face when he was a baby.

I think it would have been really interesting if Durge hadn't been in hibernation.

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2005-06-08 04:53am

Actually he was off planet and turned Super saian by then.

Also Durge was a member of a NEAR extinct species

ali-sama · Post by **ali-sama** » 2005-06-08 03:55pm

the .303 bookworm wrote:Actually he was off planet and turned Super saian by then.

Also Durge was a member of a NEAR extinct species

nope. he was stabbed by the king and left to die when the planet exploded. and he was on it.

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2005-06-09 03:22am

Didnt know that

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Ridleys species would be good, Dark Samus even better.

Imperial Overlord · Post by **Imperial Overlord** » 2005-06-09 03:41am

Screw who you clone. Jango is fine for that. What you need is a better training program.

Sidewinder · Post by **Sidewinder** » 2005-06-11 08:52pm

Please don't suggest DBZ characters. Sidious and Tyrannus will never consider them as templates, because they're too powerful, and impossible to control.

Please don't suggest DC comic characters. Their refusal to kill and their bizarre weaknesses-- e.g. Kal-El's vulnerability to a red sun's radiation-- limits their usefulness. Wolverine might be useful, however.

Perseid · Post by **Perseid** » 2005-06-17 05:50pm

Sidewinder wrote:Wolverine might be useful, however.

Was thinking good old Logan myself, practically unkillable with enhanced senses and no problems with killing makes him an almos perfect template.

Another option would be Blade, even without extensive martial arts training he has a major strength, agility and durability advantage over Jango, and is pyscho enough that if Dooku wanted to take control of the army the Republic would get completly raped, even the Jedi wouldn't know what had hit them.

ali-sama · Post by **ali-sama** » 2005-06-17 07:39pm

Mr CorSec wrote:
Sidewinder wrote:Wolverine might be useful, however.
Was thinking good old Logan myself, practically unkillable with enhanced senses and no problems with killing makes him an almos perfect template.

Another option would be Blade, even without extensive martial arts training he has a major strength, agility and durability advantage over Jango, and is pyscho enough that if Dooku wanted to take control of the army the Republic would get completly raped, even the Jedi wouldn't know what had hit them.

yep. Since Jim's claws are natural you woudl get an army of them with claws. hell you coudl even lace their skeletons with some sw metal.

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2005-06-18 03:22am

Why not Apocalypse while youre at it

Perseid · Post by **Perseid** » 2005-06-18 08:58am

the .303 bookworm wrote:Why not Apocalypse while youre at it

Apocalpse struck me as more of a manipulator than a straight out warrior even though he's supposed to be immortal or something, hell he used his Horsemen to do his dirty work.

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2005-06-18 09:19am

Mr CorSec wrote:
the .303 bookworm wrote:Why not Apocalypse while youre at it
Apocalpse struck me as more of a manipulator than a straight out warrior even though he's supposed to be immortal or something, hell he used his Horsemen to do his dirty work.

He's supposed to be very powerful in physical combat: Near Savage hulk strength, shapeshifting, energy blasts, regeneration etc...

Pcm979 · Post by **Pcm979** » 2005-06-18 10:59am

Well, that rules *him* out. The Clones were never *meant* to be super uber and all stuff, that could backfire on Palpy.

The Grim Squeaker · Post by **The Grim Squeaker** » 2005-06-18 11:08am

How about Scotsmen, Noble family (Samurai Jack's family) or whatever the hell the guardian of the time portal was (Big Blue).

, nah too strong, Overkill.

Spartans or Elites or Brutes or hunters would be nasty

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What if Dooku hired someone else to be cloned for the army?

Who's genes would make the best clonetrooper?