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neoolong wrote:One simple principle. Men are always wrong.

That means that even in though women are consistent they do so in ways that contradict sanity. It thus makes them crazy.

Men are not always wrong! Le sigh. Have I mentioned how I hate generalizations?

I will agree that I am crazy, but not in the way you are implying.

Zaia wrote:

neoolong wrote:One simple principle. Men are always wrong.

That means that even in though women are consistent they do so in ways that contradict sanity. It thus makes them crazy.

Men are not always wrong! Le sigh. Have I mentioned how I hate generalizations?

I will agree that I am crazy, but not in the way you are implying.

From my own experience, men can never be right. Doesn't matter it there was no better situation, mean are still wrong. In my own experience.

Zaia wrote:

Drewcifer wrote: Women are crazy.
Men are idiots.

Nice and simple

Hmmm. Interesting. Well, I guess given the choice between those two words, I'd take 'crazy' over 'idiot' any day. Why do you think we are crazy, though? Pray tell, dahlink. *smiles sweetly*

Although it's a stereotypical and gross simplification I use for humour, it does seem to ring true, in general.

I couldn't find it, but there's an email joke that illustrates the women are crazy thing. It went something like this:

Tonight, by Sally and Charlie

Sally: What a weird night. I met Charlie at the bar to watch the game. He seemed rather despondent and stand-offish all night. I can't understand where he's coming from sometimes. The ride home was strange too, he kept so quiet. I wondered: is he going to break up with me? We seem to have worked things out at home, but I'm still worried.

Charlie: Watched the game with Sally. Was really tired. Got laid.


Oh, and I don't think it's a bad thing that women are a little nutty, not at all. In fact, I kind of like it

Too, although I am male, physically and mentally, I'm fairly androgynous, so I get the best of both worlds: a crazy idiot

You could also make the circular case that women are crazy for wanting men, who are idiots. And men are idiots for wanting women, who are crazy.

Not sure how my theory works out with gay/lesbian relationships though.

Edited: for clarity

Now, now, let's not get into gross oversimplifications. Men can be crazy too, if ya know what I mean.

data_link wrote:Now, now, let's not get into gross oversimplifications. Men can be crazy too, if ya know what I mean.

*nudge*nudge* say no more

Zaia wrote:

verilon wrote:

Alex Moon wrote:Who should I ask?

Does 'none of my cohorts' (ie, this board) answer your question?

*smiles sweetly* Speak for yourself, Ver...

*gets serious again* Now, is anyone going to answer my confounded question? Why do y'all think women are crazy?!

Personally, I think women are no more or less crazy than men. We're all a bunch of raving loonies.

Drewcifer wrote: I couldn't find it, but there's an email joke that illustrates the women are crazy thing. It went something like this:

Actually, I've got a copy of it in my email....here.

Mary: What a weird night. I met Dennis at the bar right at six. He seemed rather despondent and in a bad mood all night. I can't understand where he's coming from sometimes. The ride home was strange too, he kept so quiet. I wondered if he's going to break up with me. We seem to have worked things out at home, but I'm still worried.

Dennis: Packers got blown out by the Cowboys. Really bad day. Got laid, though.



And yeah, in my experience, both men and women are deaf-mutes running around wearing blindfolds.

Zaku-chan wrote:Mary: What a weird night. I met Dennis at the bar right at six. He seemed rather despondent and in a bad mood all night. I can't understand where he's coming from sometimes. The ride home was strange too, he kept so quiet. I wondered if he's going to break up with me. We seem to have worked things out at home, but I'm still worried.

Dennis: Packers got blown out by the Cowboys. Really bad day. Got laid, though.

Ok, ok...so we might over-analyze things a bit *guilty look*--that doesn't mean we're crazy; it just means we think more than the average guy. Too many smarts for our own good.

And I like this version of the joke better because the guy is a Packers fan. That's my team, baby!!!!!! GO PACK GO!!!

EDIT: Added some team spirit.

Bah, Go Buffalo Bills! I don't care if they've fallen on hard times, I'm a Bills fan!

Zaku-chan wrote:Mary: What a weird night. I met Dennis at the bar right at six. He seemed rather despondent and in a bad mood all night. I can't understand where he's coming from sometimes. The ride home was strange too, he kept so quiet. I wondered if he's going to break up with me. We seem to have worked things out at home, but I'm still worried.

Dennis: Packers got blown out by the Cowboys. Really bad day. Got laid, though.

OK - did you cut/paste that from your copy of the joke? I'm a little suprised that my memory came out so close to the original. It's been almost a year since I received that email. It's amazing how much you can remember if you don't think about it...

Zaia wrote:Ok, ok...so we might over-analyze things a bit *guilty look*--that doesn't mean we're crazy; it just means we think more than the average guy. Too many smarts for our own good.

haha see, guys are idiots!

Zaku-chan wrote:Bah, Go Buffalo Bills! I don't care if they've fallen on hard times, I'm a Bills fan!

I think I like this little mecha already.

Guys are not idiots...blood just flows the wrong way far too many times

Slartibartfast wrote:

Lord Sauron-Tyranus-Vader wrote:Damm keyboard!
I spilled pop on it! If you know what I mean.

LOL! That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

observer_20000 wrote:LOL! That's the funniest thing I've seen all day.

if you know what I mean.

Zaia wrote:Ok, ok...so we might over-analyze things a bit *guilty look*--that doesn't mean we're crazy; it just means we think more than the average guy. Too many smarts for our own good.

Hey guys are crazy too... look, this guy is despondent because his sports team lost. Now, if he had bet 500 dollars on them I'd understand, but this seens irrelevant to me.

And Zaia, might I suggest a strategy to prevent yourself from over-analyzing everything?

Step 1: Find a boyfriend who is honest about almost everything (read: someone who actually tells you when your dress makes you look fat.)

Step 2: Ask. Guys like this aren't able to lie when something is really bothering them, so if they answer "nothing," you can be assured that it really is nothing.

Oh by the way... I think your old av. was cuter.

No, the fact that I fit the qualifications of the boyfriend listed above has absolutely nothing to do with my recommendation. I am NOT trying to advertise myself to Zaia... that's a side effect.

data_link wrote:Hey guys are crazy too... look, this guy is despondent because his sports team lost. Now, if he had bet 500 dollars on them I'd understand, but this seens irrelevant to me.

And Zaia, might I suggest a strategy to prevent yourself from over-analyzing everything?

Sure, sweetheart, but I'll bet it doesn't help. As Popeye says, "I yam what I yam."

Step 1: Find a boyfriend who is honest about almost everything (read: someone who actually tells you when your dress makes you look fat.)

'K

Step 2: Ask. Guys like this aren't able to lie when something is really bothering them, so if they answer "nothing," you can be assured that it really is nothing.

Hmm, 'k. *glances at teeny tiny print* Know anyone who fulfills these requirements?

Oh by the way... I think your old av. was cuter.

Changed it again. What say you?

No, the fact that I fit the qualifications of the boyfriend listed above has absolutely nothing to do with my recommendation. I am NOT trying to advertise myself to Zaia... that's a side effect.

LOL *blows kiss*

Zaia-hime wrote:Changed it again. What say you?

I say "nice av."

Zaia-hime wrote:LOL *blows kiss*

Thank you.

*grunt* Rob smash...

Dalton wrote:*grunt* Rob smash...

You are talking to an 80 meter tall son of an angel with an AT-field that makes yours look like tissue paper. Are you absolutely sure you wouldn't like to reconsider?

data_link wrote:

Dalton wrote:*grunt* Rob smash...

You are talking to an 80 meter tall son of an angel with an AT-field that makes yours look like tissue paper. Are you absolutely sure you wouldn't like to reconsider?

You are talking to one of the founding members of the Lump Club, friend...

Zaia wrote:Changed it again. What say you?

I wanna say that's the guy's sister from "Oh, My Goddess" bit I'm not quite sure...

Care to enlighten?

Dalton wrote:

data_link wrote:

Dalton wrote:*grunt* Rob smash...

You are talking to an 80 meter tall son of an angel with an AT-field that makes yours look like tissue paper. Are you absolutely sure you wouldn't like to reconsider?

You are talking to one of the founding members of the Lump Club, friend...

Okay then, it's your funeral.

*Steps on Dalton*
Dalton:*squish*
*Smears squished Dalton into ground.*

So, Zaia, what should we do about his funeral?

data_link wrote:Okay then, it's your funeral.

*Steps on Dalton*
Dalton:*squish*
*Smears squished Dalton into ground.*

So, Zaia, what should we do about his funeral?

You only made me mad...you should talk to Phong, he knows the power of THE LUMP

Dalton wrote:You only made me mad...you should talk to Phong, he knows the power of THE LUMP

Phong... Phong... you mean that guy from reboot?

Dalton wrote:

data_link wrote:Okay then, it's your funeral.

*Steps on Dalton*
Dalton:*squish*
*Smears squished Dalton into ground.*

So, Zaia, what should we do about his funeral?

You only made me mad...you should talk to Phong, he knows the power of THE LUMP

DATA_LINK! I like Dalton, don't smoosh him into the ground like that!

Besides, he's got a point. I really shouldn't flirt so much and entice you weak-willed men into flirting back... Oh, I mean, . Sorry.