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My friends call me a bitch all the time, and I nod my head, smile and say, "Hell yeah I am, now shut the fuck up, hatfucker."XaLEv wrote:You can call a male friend a bitch without him getting offended.
We have a lovely relationship, my friends and I.True, but this is far from being a uniquely female problem. I've found that there's a disturbingly large number of guys who don't know the basics about their cars, such as where the various fluids go. Honestly now, what's wrong with these people, I mean most cars have everthing labeled these days and they also have an owner's manual that tells you where everything is.Ted wrote:And Zaia, while you may be able to program your VCR, radio, etc..., Ewo has the sad problem of not knowing where the transmission fluid goes in her car.
How to use it
The first time around, PippiLissi should be used at home, since its utilization may be unfamiliar at the beginning. However, once you have learned how to handle it, you will find that the use in unknown toilets or outside is extremely easy.
Handling is very simple indeed. Open up both ends of the cone, then press the wider opening of the cone up between your legs, care being taken that both openings remain pressed open. Now you can "relieve" yourself standing up without coming into contact with the toilet seat.
Nope. Wrong. Ever tried being a bi woman?jmac wrote:We can have sexual relationships with members of the same gender without the problems that guys have. Gay or bisexual men are generally frowned upon while lesbian or bi women are likely the biggest turn-ons you guys have. Take that!
But that's just mean.innerbrat wrote:Is it too obvious to say Multiple Orgasms!?
No it's not. I've done that a few times.neoolong wrote:But that's just mean.innerbrat wrote:Is it too obvious to say Multiple Orgasms!?
Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys. Granted I don't advertise my preferences so it's not like everyone knows about it, but when people do find out the reaction has been positive so far.innerbrat wrote:Nope. Wrong. Ever tried being a bi woman?
To be fair, the problem mostly comes from lesbians - they think that any woman whose bi is merely 'bi-curious' and just wants to fuck in order to turn on blokes.
I've had problems with gay men as well. not one of my straight friends (with the possible and understandable exception of my boyfriend, to whom I am faithful) has any problem with my being bi.
Have any pictures to share.jmac wrote:Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys. Granted I don't advertise my preferences so it's not like everyone knows about it, but when people do find out the reaction has been positive so far.innerbrat wrote:Nope. Wrong. Ever tried being a bi woman?
To be fair, the problem mostly comes from lesbians - they think that any woman whose bi is merely 'bi-curious' and just wants to fuck in order to turn on blokes.
I've had problems with gay men as well. not one of my straight friends (with the possible and understandable exception of my boyfriend, to whom I am faithful) has any problem with my being bi.
Rubbing that capability in my face is mean.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:No it's not. I've done that a few times.neoolong wrote:But that's just mean.innerbrat wrote:Is it too obvious to say Multiple Orgasms!?
neoolong wrote:Have any pictures to share.jmac wrote: Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys.
Sorry LOLneoolong wrote:Rubbing that capability in my face is mean.Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:No it's not. I've done that a few times.neoolong wrote: But that's just mean.
How 'bout you come along with us to TTT tommorrow, and I'll bring along my camera, and when Aerius is distracted...or we could do it a bit after, my place isn't to far from the Grande.jmac wrote:neoolong wrote:Have any pictures to share.jmac wrote: Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys.
Well......I suppose we could do it the American Pie 2 way. Show me a picture of a guy giving you a handjob and I'll show you a picture of a cute babe with her hands on my bare breasts. You go first.
Minor, schminor, I can think about it if I want to, just wether I get to do it or not...aerius wrote:*THWAP!*
Don't even think about it Ted. Besides, I do believe you're a minor....
Damn, you're too smart for your own good.jmac wrote:neoolong wrote:Have any pictures to share.jmac wrote: Different environments I guess. When word got around that several girl's swim team members including myself had been ahhhh...foolin' around with each other, our desirability factor shot thru the roof! There was nothing negative about it save for the fact that we were getting a bit too much attention from the guys.
Well......I suppose we could do it the American Pie 2 way. Show me a picture of a guy giving you a handjob and I'll show you a picture of a cute babe with her hands on my bare breasts. You go first.
I am, she isn't. I'm informed that snuggles and cuddles will be having a night out with the girls. I'll try to point them in the right direction (towards us at the theatre) for all the good that'll do.Ted wrote:Minor, schminor, I can think about it if I want to, just wether I get to do it or not...
So are the two of you coming?
Cant you put them on a leash or something? Bundle them into the car and drive over to the theatre?aerius wrote:I am, she isn't. I'm informed that snuggles and cuddles will be having a night out with the girls. I'll try to point them in the right direction (towards us at the theatre) for all the good that'll do.Ted wrote:Minor, schminor, I can think about it if I want to, just wether I get to do it or not...
So are the two of you coming?
Ha! Last time he tried that we tossed him into a swimming pool with all his clothes on!Ted wrote:Cant you put them on a leash or something? Bundle them into the car and drive over to the theatre?aerius wrote:I am, she isn't. I'm informed that snuggles and cuddles will be having a night out with the girls. I'll try to point them in the right direction (towards us at the theatre) for all the good that'll do.
All men do when confronted by hot girls. Hell, you shoulda seen me when I first met my gf, I was a blubbering idiot who kept asking the same questions over and over again.jmac wrote:Ha! Last time he tried that we tossed him into a swimming pool with all his clothes on!Ted wrote:Cant you put them on a leash or something? Bundle them into the car and drive over to the theatre?
I very much doubt he'll be trying that again....right sweetie? Right? Good!
...Then again he kinda has a rather sad learning curve at times...hmmph..
You can say that again, 6 years and I still haven't learned that playing with girl's ponytails usually results in me getting whacked.jmac wrote:...Then again he kinda has a rather sad learning curve at times...hmmph..
Aye, thats a common occurence here too, though it was really great when one of her friends had pig tails, so I could double time her!aerius wrote:You can say that again, 6 years and I still haven't learned that playing with girl's ponytails usually results in me getting whacked.jmac wrote:...Then again he kinda has a rather sad learning curve at times...hmmph..
*tugs snuggles' ponytail* hee hee!