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Darth Servo
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Now while I'll firmly admit that there are plenty of intelligent trekkies out there, why is it that the show seems to have so many vocal retarded ones?
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Batman
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I'm not sure Trek has more retarded fans so much as more fans overall and consequently, the number of retards among them is comparatively higher.
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'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
'You're a princess from a society of immortal warriors. I'm a rich kid with issues. Lots of issues.'
'No. No dating for the Batman. It might cut into your brooding time.'
'Tactically we have multiple objectives. So we need to split into teams.'-'Dibs on the Amazon!'
'Hey, we both have a Martian's phone number on our speed dial. I think I deserve the benefit of the doubt.'
'You know, for a guy with like 50 different kinds of vision, you sure are blind.'
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General Soontir Fel
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Agreed. It's a good thing there's no "big rival" (like SW is to ST) to Harry Potter. That fandom is scary enough by itself.Batman wrote:I'm not sure Trek has more retarded fans so much as more fans overall and consequently, the number of retards among them is comparatively higher.
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Adrian Laguna
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Star Wars also has many vocal retarded fans. Did you forget about all the nutcase fanboys that go after Curtis Saxton but managed to make attacks against Karen Traviss' stupid writings an act of Blasphemy?Darth Servo wrote:Now while I'll firmly admit that there are plenty of intelligent trekkies out there, why is it that the show seems to have so many vocal retarded ones?
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Darth Servo
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Hey, that was DELIBRATELY bad as a mockery of all the other crap sci-fi. Besides, where else can you get a detailed analysis of a [url=http://geo_lit.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/battlebeyond5.wav]hot dog[/url]. The Cowboy had a gin dispensing belt buckle and the main hero's ship has BOOBIESRThurmont wrote:Or Battle Beyond the Stars...
"everytime a person is born the Earth weighs just a little more."--DMJ on StarTrek.com
"You see now you are using your thinking and that is not a good thing!" DMJay on StarTrek.com
"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
"You see now you are using your thinking and that is not a good thing!" DMJay on StarTrek.com
"Watching Sarli argue with Vympel, Stas, Schatten and the others is as bizarre as the idea of the 40-year-old Virgin telling Hugh Hefner that Hef knows nothing about pussy, and that he is the expert."--Elfdart
Can some one remind me what the predesessor to that movie was? It was set during Zed's younger days.
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Wyrm
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I always thought it looked like a scrotum, meself.Darth Servo wrote:Hey, that was DELIBRATELY bad as a mockery of all the other crap sci-fi. Besides, where else can you get a detailed analysis of a [url=http://geo_lit.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/battlebeyond5.wav]hot dog[/url]. The Cowboy had a gin dispensing belt buckle and the main hero's ship has BOOBIESRThurmont wrote:Or Battle Beyond the Stars...
<snip hero's shit... er, ship>
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wilfulton on Bible genetics: "If two screaming lunatics copulate in front of another screaming lunatic, the result will be yet another screaming lunatic.
"SirNitram: "The nation of France is a theory, not a fact. It should therefore be approached with an open mind, and critically debated and considered."
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Jim Raynor
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I don't think it's certain franchises having stupid fans, but that most fanboys of any kind are fucking stupid.Adrian Laguna wrote:Star Wars also has many vocal retarded fans. Did you forget about all the nutcase fanboys that go after Curtis Saxton but managed to make attacks against Karen Traviss' stupid writings an act of Blasphemy?Darth Servo wrote:Now while I'll firmly admit that there are plenty of intelligent trekkies out there, why is it that the show seems to have so many vocal retarded ones?
"They're not triangular, but they are more or less blade-shaped"- Thrawn McEwok on the shape of Bakura destroyers
"Lovely. It's known as impugning character regarding statement of professional qualifications' in the legal world"- Karen Traviss, crying libel because I said that no soldier she interviewed would claim that he can take on billion-to-one odds
"I've already laid out rules for this thread that we're not going to make these evidential demands"- Dark Moose on supporting your claims
"Lovely. It's known as impugning character regarding statement of professional qualifications' in the legal world"- Karen Traviss, crying libel because I said that no soldier she interviewed would claim that he can take on billion-to-one odds
"I've already laid out rules for this thread that we're not going to make these evidential demands"- Dark Moose on supporting your claims
So... am I the only one who thinks it looks like a scrotum directly attached to a pair of ovaries?Wyrm wrote:I always thought it looked like a scrotum, meself.Darth Servo wrote:Hey, that was DELIBRATELY bad as a mockery of all the other crap sci-fi. Besides, where else can you get a detailed analysis of a [url=http://geo_lit.tripod.com/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderfiles/battlebeyond5.wav]hot dog[/url]. The Cowboy had a gin dispensing belt buckle and the main hero's ship has BOOBIESRThurmont wrote:Or Battle Beyond the Stars...
<snip hero's shit... er, ship>
I hereby name this ship the S.S. Hermaphrodite. *coughs*
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LeftWingExtremist
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RThurmont
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Battle Beyond the Stars is actually one of those things that you hope is a parody, but to your sheer horror, it turns out not to be one (unlike the much livlier Flash Gordon film from the same era, which actually was tongue-in-cheek, and quite good at that). It was one of the many B movies produced by Roger Corman, and in this instance, an attempt to milk the Star Wars phenomenon (something done slightly more successfully, emphasis on the word slightly, by Battlestar Galactica and The Last Starfighter.)
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Patrick Degan
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Oh come now, it was still a fun film. You've got John-Boy space hero, you've got George Peppard and Robert Vaughn, you've got leather-queen Sybil Danning, and to top it off you've got All-Time Evil Actor John Saxon eagerly scene-munching in a tongue-in-cheek space-opera version of The Seven Samurai. All the various elements of badness coming together in just the right way. How can you not enjoy a movie like that?RThurmont wrote:Battle Beyond the Stars is actually one of those things that you hope is a parody, but to your sheer horror, it turns out not to be one (unlike the much livlier Flash Gordon film from the same era, which actually was tongue-in-cheek, and quite good at that). It was one of the many B movies produced by Roger Corman, and in this instance, an attempt to milk the Star Wars phenomenon (something done slightly more successfully, emphasis on the word slightly, by Battlestar Galactica and The Last Starfighter.)
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—Abraham Lincoln
People pray so that God won't crush them like bugs.
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Oil an emergency?! It's about time, Brigadier, that the leaders of this planet of yours realised that to remain dependent upon a mineral slime simply doesn't make sense.
—The Doctor "Terror Of The Zygons" (1975)
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Rightous Fist Of Heaven
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I just read from a newspaper that a German corporation is supposedly developing an anti-stupidity pill. My god, if it would be possible to just make each of these retards eat one of those...
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Actually, the first thing we should do is feed them to thread necromancers. What part of "don't post in a dead thread" is too difficult for you to grasp?Rightous Fist Of Heaven wrote:I just read from a newspaper that a German corporation is supposedly developing an anti-stupidity pill. My god, if it would be possible to just make each of these retards eat one of those...
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