What do you look like?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-29 12:32pm

aerius wrote:And here's a picture of me, with yet more gratuitous Chantal Kreviazuk content.

Post Jenny in a swimsuit!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-29 12:53pm

If she lets that picture out of her sight long enough for me to borrow and scan it I would. Unfortunately my GF guards them quite well. She also has a bunch of nude pictures in rather intimate poses with other girl's swimteam members which I can't get my hands on either. That darn tease...

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2002-12-29 12:59pm

aerius wrote:If she lets that picture out of her sight long enough for me to borrow and scan it I would. Unfortunately my GF guards them quite well. She also has a bunch of nude pictures in rather intimate poses with other girl's swimteam members which I can't get my hands on either. That darn tease...

Your monitor is highly reflective, yes?

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-29 01:15pm

aerius wrote:If she lets that picture out of her sight long enough for me to borrow and scan it I would. Unfortunately my GF guards them quite well. She also has a bunch of nude pictures in rather intimate poses with other girl's swimteam members which I can't get my hands on either. That darn tease...

Here's the plan, you take her somewhere, and fuck her or somethin, and while you two are occupied, I'll go in and grab the pics, k?

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2002-12-29 01:40pm

You still have to get past her sister and the family dog. Her sister will likely kill you because there's pictures of her as well, and the family dog doesn't know you and will jump on and/or bite your crotch in an attempt to acquaint himself with you.

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-29 01:54pm

aerius wrote:You still have to get past her sister and the family dog. Her sister will likely kill you because there's pictures of her as well, and the family dog doesn't know you and will jump on and/or bite your crotch in an attempt to acquaint himself with you.

The sister might be a problem, maybe you could take the girls out for dinner then.

The dog aint a problem, I seem to be pretty good with the animals, and as I play hockey, I can equip myself with my jock strap and cup for protection from the dog.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 03:36pm

Yup, most comic shops in the US have a big Magazine style reprints of Dredd, Anderson, Rogue Trooper, and Venus Greengenes.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-29 04:11pm

Rob Wilson wrote:Damn Dalton, when did you die your hair blonde? And how did you fit in that dress? You're right I'd never have recognised you.

Smartass

Just for that I'll have to post a picture of you from earlier this year.

http://www.daltonator.net/images/robw.jpg

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2002-12-29 04:16pm

Ted wrote:
aerius wrote:You still have to get past her sister and the family dog. Her sister will likely kill you because there's pictures of her as well, and the family dog doesn't know you and will jump on and/or bite your crotch in an attempt to acquaint himself with you.
The sister might be a problem, maybe you could take the girls out for dinner then.

The dog aint a problem, I seem to be pretty good with the animals, and as I play hockey, I can equip myself with my jock strap and cup for protection from the dog.

There are easier ways to get past the dog.

Hands dog some sausage links.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 06:11pm

Dalton wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Damn Dalton, when did you die your hair blonde? And how did you fit in that dress? You're right I'd never have recognised you.

Smartass Just for that I'll have to post a picture of you from earlier this year.

http://www.daltonator.net/images/robw.jpg

Can't be me, too handsome. Now if you'll excuse me I'm just off to eat a doughnut.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 06:12pm

aerius wrote:If she lets that picture out of her sight long enough for me to borrow and scan it I would. Unfortunately my GF guards them quite well. She also has a bunch of nude pictures in rather intimate poses with other girl's swimteam members which I can't get my hands on either. That darn tease...

Have I mentioned how I'm not in the slightest bit jealous of you?
Now if you'll excuse me I have a rifle to get out of Storage.

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 06:15pm

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Yup, most comic shops in the US have a big Magazine style reprints of Dredd, Anderson, Rogue Trooper, and Venus Greengenes.

Bluegenes!

They actually carry her 3 stories? Better result than I hoped for, I thought you'd be lucky to find Rogue, let alone a spin-off. To continue the GI spin-offs do they have Mercy Heights as well?

Crayz9000 · Post by **Crayz9000** » 2002-12-29 09:16pm

aerius wrote:You still have to get past her sister and the family dog. Her sister will likely kill you because there's pictures of her as well, and the family dog doesn't know you and will jump on and/or bite your crotch in an attempt to acquaint himself with you.

That's what cloaking devices are for.

What? Don't tell me you left THOSE home, too...

J · Post by J » 2002-12-29 09:44pm

My dog will still smell you and you still need to get past our trained attack guinea pigs, not to mention my parents and the rest of my family. On top of that you'll need to spend a few hours looking for the pictures so don't even think about it! the things that guys'll do for nude photos, sheesh!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 10:15pm

jmac wrote:My dog will still smell you and you still need to get past our trained attack guinea pigs, not to mention my parents and the rest of my family. On top of that you'll need to spend a few hours looking for the pictures so don't even think about it! the things that guys'll do for nude photos, sheesh!

We shall find then in the desk drawer, we shall find them in the safe, we shall find them behind the sofa, we shall find the photos whatever the cost. We shall find them in the shoebox, We shall find them at the bottom of the closet, we shall find them in the bank deposit box. We shall never surrender.

The Rally cry of the desperate young male, in search of nudie pics.

*Somewhere in deepest England, a small, fat, ex-Prime Minister is spinning like a turbine in his grave*

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-29 10:28pm

Dalton wrote:
Rob Wilson wrote:Damn Dalton, when did you die your hair blonde? And how did you fit in that dress? You're right I'd never have recognised you.

Smartass Just for that I'll have to post a picture of you from earlier this year.

http://www.daltonator.net/images/robw.jpg

WTF?!
oh, nice.....

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 10:32pm

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dalton wrote: http://www.daltonator.net/images/robw.jpg
WTF?!
oh, nice.....

Oh god Dalton, What have you done? This is like showing the Baron a picture of a sheep!

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2002-12-29 11:02pm

Rob Wilson wrote:
Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Dalton wrote: http://www.daltonator.net/images/robw.jpg
WTF?!
oh, nice.....
Oh god Dalton, What have you done? This is like showing the Baron a picture of a sheep!

Wha...?
Baron??!
SHEEP?!?!

Post by **Rob Wilson** » 2002-12-29 11:13pm

Rob Wilson wrote:[
Oh god Dalton, What have you done? This is like showing the Baron a picture of a sheep!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: Wha...?
Baron??!
SHEEP?!?!

Baron Von Lowe of ASVS. And I'm sorry but all the sheep are taken (he's never expressed a preference for ewe's or Ram's so I'm guessing he controls them all)

Alex Moon · Post by **Alex Moon** » 2002-12-29 11:25pm

Dalton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:In the first one you look like my roommate. In the second one you look like this guy I knew in high school.
I've seen pictures of you and you look like a Republican

What a coincidence, I am a Republican!

For the record, the guy I knew in high school was pretty cool. He used to call himself the big sadistic teddy bear.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-30 12:02am

Alex Moon wrote:
Dalton wrote:Though I have more pics on page 1, here's one more...

This is a comparison pic. The top is what I normally looked like in school. The top is me, heavy beard, cap and sunglasses, with one of my TV cohorts, aka "normal". The second is how different I look cleaned up. That was the Senior Prom, shortly after the photo shown on top, and yes, that hottie was my date

http://www.daltonator.net/images/robformal.jpg

Almost everyone did a double take, and at least three people failed to recognize me Might I add that I love that tie?
In the first one you look like my roommate. In the second one you look like this guy I knew in high school.

He looks...Amish...

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-30 04:16am

Alex Moon wrote:
Dalton wrote:
Alex Moon wrote:In the first one you look like my roommate. In the second one you look like this guy I knew in high school.
I've seen pictures of you and you look like a Republican
What a coincidence, I am a Republican!

For the record, the guy I knew in high school was pretty cool. He used to call himself the big sadistic teddy bear.

Fits me to a tee.

Post by **Dalton** » 2002-12-30 04:17am

By the way, the link I posted earlier was my brother.

Wright: I'm 25% German...

Ted · Post by **Ted** » 2002-12-30 07:42am

jmac wrote:My dog will still smell you and you still need to get past our trained attack guinea pigs, not to mention my parents and the rest of my family. On top of that you'll need to spend a few hours looking for the pictures so don't even think about it! the things that guys'll do for nude photos, sheesh!

Guinea pigs aint a problem, and the parents and the rest of the family can be...delt with.

Cal Wright · Post by **Cal Wright** » 2002-12-30 12:25pm

Dalton wrote:Wright: I'm 25% German...

Sorry to hear that. I have a bit in me too. But, you know what they say. Nobody's perfect.