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Posted: **2002-12-30 06:20pm**

Ted wrote:
jmac wrote:My dog will still smell you and you still need to get past our trained attack guinea pigs, not to mention my parents and the rest of my family. On top of that you'll need to spend a few hours looking for the pictures so don't even think about it! the things that guys'll do for nude photos, sheesh!
Guinea pigs aint a problem, and the parents and the rest of the family can be...delt with.

And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...

Posted: **2002-12-30 06:30pm**

Rob Wilson wrote:We shall find then in the desk drawer, we shall find them in the safe, we shall find them behind the sofa, we shall find the photos whatever the cost. We shall find them in the shoebox, We shall find them at the bottom of the closet, we shall find them in the bank deposit box. We shall never surrender.

The Rally cry of the desperate young male, in search of nudie pics.

*Somewhere in deepest England, a small, fat, ex-Prime Minister is spinning like a turbine in his grave*

OMG Rob that was too much!

Oh what am I gonna have to do now to keep my pictures safe from desperate prying eyes?

And it doesn't help either that my BF is after those same pictures...sheesh!

Posted: **2002-12-30 06:35pm**

jmac wrote: And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...

That is so hot.

Posted: **2002-12-30 10:29pm**

jmac wrote:
Ted wrote:
jmac wrote:My dog will still smell you and you still need to get past our trained attack guinea pigs, not to mention my parents and the rest of my family. On top of that you'll need to spend a few hours looking for the pictures so don't even think about it! the things that guys'll do for nude photos, sheesh!
Guinea pigs aint a problem, and the parents and the rest of the family can be...delt with.
And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...

We'll bring the army with us. They'll blockade your house, turn on floodlights, play loud music, and force you to surrender the photographs!

Posted: **2002-12-31 09:03am**

jmac wrote:And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...

Well then, I'm alone right now, come over, and then you wont have to bother about anyone going after the photos at your place

Posted: **2002-12-31 10:49am**

Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.

Posted: **2002-12-31 10:53am**

jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.

When you are as depressed as I am, death is a very welcome alternative. Although I already tried it once before, my GF pulled me out.

I don't see how I could be tempting death, I haven't said anything remotely threatening, I've only posted random thoughts on a public message board that could mean bull shit.

Posted: **2002-12-31 12:32pm**

Not that you guys really know me, or are interested, here are a couple of pics of me. It adds to my post count after all.

This is me a few months ago.

Me at my formal (prom sort of for you americans) about 4 years ago.

Posted: **2003-01-01 11:33pm**

Rob Wilson wrote:
Coyote wrote:
Rob Wilson:

My apologies, Sar'ent Major, I don't haunt this thread often!

(drops, knocks out 50).
That's alright, i think having seen my ugly mug was punishment enough. Do you want to send him the PM?

Well, I hope you've sent it by now since I just came back to this thread after a couple weeks....

Posted: **2003-01-02 02:52am**

XaLEv wrote:
jmac wrote: And in the incredibly unlikely event that the photos fall into hostile hands, you will be dealt with as well. I know where you live, and I have your phone number too, be afraid, be very afraid...
That is so hot.

And here I was, thinking I was a pervert... LOL

Posted: **2003-01-02 10:42am**

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote: And here I was, thinking I was a pervert... LOL

Well, just look at the sig:

Posted: **2003-01-02 06:46pm**

Mr. Fibble: your four year old pic looks a lot like a young version of Rowan Atkinson (aka the real Mr. Bean). Compare:

Posted: **2003-01-02 09:29pm**

jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.

It's just no guy can pass up an oppurtunity to see a good looking girl naked. We can't help ourselves, especially when we know said attractive woman.

Posted: **2003-01-02 10:02pm**

Stormbringer wrote:
jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.
It's just no guy can pass up an oppurtunity to see a good looking girl naked. We can't help ourselves, especially when we know said attractive woman.

I can pass that up easily.

Posted: **2003-01-02 10:12pm**

Let's make a slight correction then, no heterosexual guy can pass up a chance to see a hot naked chick. The worst part for me is I know the photos exist, I've seen them and held them in my hands, but my GF won't let me have them. I can't blame her actually, because who knows where they'll go if I get them out of her house.

Posted: **2003-01-03 07:51am**

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:
Stormbringer wrote:
jmac wrote:Ted, i do have to wonder...why are you so eager to die? I mean you have a cute GF and all and yet you're constantly tempting death. Must be one of those guy things. Hmmmph.
It's just no guy can pass up an oppurtunity to see a good looking girl naked. We can't help ourselves, especially when we know said attractive woman.
I can pass that up easily.

Yes. I can, too. *shudder*

Posted: **2003-01-03 08:02am**

DG_Cal_Wright wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wright: I'm 25% German...

Sorry to hear that. I have a bit in me too. But, you know what they say. Nobody's perfect.

Well, I am German.
There are worse fates than that...
Austrian, maybe.

Posted: **2003-01-03 09:11am**

American is much worse.

Posted: **2003-01-03 09:13am**

aerius wrote:Let's make a slight correction then, no heterosexual guy can pass up a chance to see a hot naked chick. The worst part for me is I know the photos exist, I've seen them and held them in my hands, but my GF won't let me have them. I can't blame her actually, because who knows where they'll go if I get them out of her house.

How bout we do this:

You both come to my place, and while here, I take photos of her. naked or in various stages of undress, with you there so that nothin "funny" happens.

I'll get the photos developed, and I'll send you the photos.

It would work perfectly.

Posted: **2003-01-03 09:17am**

Dahak wrote:
DG_Cal_Wright wrote:
Dalton wrote:Wright: I'm 25% German...

Sorry to hear that. I have a bit in me too. But, you know what they say. Nobody's perfect.
Well, I am German.
There are worse fates than that...
Austrian, maybe.

So am I.

btw, any Austrians on this board here?

Posted: **2003-01-03 09:54am**

Enlightenment wrote:Mr. Fibble: your four year old pic looks a lot like a young version of Rowan Atkinson (aka the real Mr. Bean).

Yeah I actually thought that when I scanned it. I don't like that photo that much, apart from the girl with me.

Posted: **2003-01-03 10:41am**

aerius wrote:Let's make a slight correction then, no heterosexual guy can pass up a chance to see a hot naked chick.

I can.

Posted: **2003-01-03 10:43am**

XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:Let's make a slight correction then, no heterosexual guy can pass up a chance to see a hot naked chick.
I can.

Then you're weird.

Posted: **2003-01-03 10:49am**

Ted wrote:American is much worse.

You reallydowanna die, don't you?

Posted: **2003-01-03 11:02am**

XaLEv wrote:
aerius wrote:Let's make a slight correction then, no heterosexual guy can pass up a chance to see a hot naked chick.
I can.

Then you're either lying about passing up the hot chick or about being straight.

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