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How she used drugs while being in a space suit will be a great mystery!


KARMIC: I was building a secret aircraft carrier for Siege. If he's no longer interested, you can have it!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:How she used drugs while being in a space suit will be a great mystery!

She'll have two water canteens ; She could add LSD drips to one and drink from it during her EVA

Shroom Man 777 wrote:KARMIC: I was building a secret aircraft carrier for Siege. If he's no longer interested, you can have it!

That's an interesting idea... I'll roll with it! We'll sell it to Karmic, as a sneak power-up for the FTO.

PS: doing drugs whilst being bombarded with cosmic rays should totally transform Miranda into a cosmic oracle .

SiegeTank wrote: PS: doing drugs whilst being bombarded with cosmic rays should totally transform Miranda into a cosmic oracle .

...and end her dad's political career at the same time

There! Shroom, if you want, you can write something about Miranda's dad raising hell at Comona because some goddamned commie woman thinks his daughter isn't a very good astronaut

I'm probably going to be unloading a bunch of former Shepistani SRBMs on the market soon...anyone want 'em?

Lonestar wrote:I'm probably going to be unloading a bunch of former Shepistani SRBMs on the market soon...anyone want 'em?

Which ones?

Lonestar wrote:I'm probably going to be unloading a bunch of former Shepistani SRBMs on the market soon...anyone want 'em?

What kind of SRBMs are they?

Sorry, IRBMs and MRBMs. The IRBMs are SS-[Placeholder](hah!) and the MRBMs are DF-25s.

Lonestar wrote:Sorry, IRBMs and MRBMs. The IRBMs are SS-[Placeholder](hah!) and the MRBMs are DF-25s.

I might want to study some of the DF-25s. The SS-26s I already have samples.

I wouldn't mind buying a few of each type, I'm sure the rocket scientists at Ralson Arms and the OCD would find samples of other people's ingenuity. I don't need many though, since those rockets don't do anything that home-grown products can't already do.

Just throwing this out there, but if Wilkonia, IRT or the rest of MessAmerica needed to have someone intervene in the Caymans, then Alaska could do it (not a part of the Mess, but good trade relations with everyone on the continent except for TX).

MariusRoi wrote:Just throwing this out there, but if Wilkonia, IRT or the rest of MessAmerica needed to have someone intervene in the Caymans, then Alaska could do it (not a part of the Mess, but good trade relations with everyone on the continent except for TX).

Honestly I'd love for Phongn to get back into things because I think the internal dynamics of MESSAmerica could be really interesting: Shinra is sort of the laid back partner to all, TX is the expansionistic kingdom interjecting itself into all sorts of little principalities, Cascadia is Canada but with a bigger navy, Wilkonia is the former empire still trading off of its former glory, the IRT is the ruthlesly consuming corporate state and Alaska is...I' not sure but quite possibly ready to play everyone off one another for a bigger seat at the table.

In other words despite the fact that TX, Shinra and Wilkonia are all on the continent MESS politics won't neccesarily be the center of all disputes as each nation has its own non-MESS interests to protect and frankly the MESS is closer to NATO than the EU.

PeZook wrote:2. Second flight, first tethered EVA. Alan Shroompard + Miranda Moonbeam.

I could use some hilarity leading up to the flight, and then during the flight itself when Miranda does drugs on her spacewalk

She should cause the craft to have a fatal accident and burn up in reentry or something. Just so that "Shroompard" guy dies a horrible, horrible death.

EDIT: And hey, let's face it, it'll dovetail with her apparent incompetence.

It's either that or I get a sample of HERV (wheee MESS contacts!) and infect him with it. Then put him on the streets of Orena so the public will gruesomly murder him.

Hey, I've only taken over one principality of late. I have been trying to engage the rest of the F-ing Continent in order to diffuse tensions. Though, I have been eyeing another principality of late... *dun dun dun*

Beowulf wrote:I have been trying to engage the rest of the F-ing Continent in order to diffuse tensions.

You say that, but I haven't heard anything back on my inquiry as to what you're planning to do with Tian Jiao... *cough*

SiegeTank wrote:

Beowulf wrote:I have been trying to engage the rest of the F-ing Continent in order to diffuse tensions.

You say that, but I haven't heard anything back on my inquiry as to what you're planning to do with Tian Jiao... *cough*

That's mostly because I haven't figured it out. My planning went as far as: Duke Ezekiel has proven dangerously instable in the role of Governor, and needs to be removed.

SiegeTank wrote:

Shroom Man 777 wrote:KARMIC: I was building a secret aircraft carrier for Siege. If he's no longer interested, you can have it!

That's an interesting idea... I'll roll with it! We'll sell it to Karmic, as a sneak power-up for the FTO.

I'm in.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Why do you need one? As it is, the carrier I sold San Dorado is copaid by Indophal as well.

National Pride, continuing the diversification of the FTO combined navy (the theoretical, in case of total war one), and intimidation runs along my nation's coast.

Beowulf wrote:Hey, I've only taken over one principality of late. I have been trying to engage the rest of the F-ing Continent in order to diffuse tensions. Though, I have been eyeing another principality of late... *dun dun dun*

South Valaria?

RogueIce wrote:She should cause the craft to have a fatal accident and burn up in reentry or something. Just so that "Shroompard" guy dies a horrible, horrible death.

EDIT: And hey, let's face it, it'll dovetail with her apparent incompetence.

It's either that or I get a sample of HERV (wheee MESS contacts!) and infect him with it. Then put him on the streets of Orena so the public will gruesomly murder him.

I take it you don't like Shroompard.

RogueIce wrote: She should cause the craft to have a fatal accident and burn up in reentry or something. Just so that "Shroompard" guy dies a horrible, horrible death.

It's either that or I get a sample of HERV (wheee MESS contacts!) and infect him with it. Then put him on the streets of Orena so the public will gruesomly murder him.

*changes flight roster to remove Shroompard and include Ed White (Shinra Republic)*

RogueIce wrote:EDIT: And hey, let's face it, it'll dovetail with her apparent incompetence.

This will only come into question if the automatic system fails and the command pilot gets a stroke or something

PeZook wrote:*changes flight roster to remove Shroompard and include Ed White (Shinra Republic)*

Ed White is a proud member of the MSA, not FASTA. Neener neener.

PeZook wrote:This will only come into question if the automatic system fails and the command pilot gets a stroke or something

I'm still placing a hit on Shroompard. That man will die, sooner or later.

RogueIce wrote:I'm still placing a hit on Shroompard. That man will die, sooner or later.

*Sends thirty people to guard Alan Shroompard at all times*

Openly declaring intent to assassinate a FASTA astronaut on the basis of his name alone is just...wrong, for lack of a better term.

RogueIce wrote: Ed White is a proud member of the MSA, not FASTA. Neener neener.

FINE!

I'll just take a CSR guy, then!

RogueIce wrote: I'm still placing a hit on Shroompard. That man will die, sooner or later.

What did he do to you? He's not even flamboyantly gay...you'd be assassinating the only sane Shroomanian on Earth!

Beowulf wrote:That's mostly because I haven't figured it out. My planning went as far as: Duke Ezekiel has proven dangerously instable in the role of Governor, and needs to be removed.

Ah, well, we're certainly in agreement insofar as that's concerned. We'll be patiently waiting for a response from His Imperial Worshipfulness then .

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Openly declaring intent to assassinate a FASTA astronaut on the basis of his name alone is just...wrong, for lack of a better term.

I do believe I earlier mentioned that any more Shroom-names would be cassus belli for war. So let's be happy I'm restraining myself.