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From far behind you, you hear a clamor, and then a shout, "INTRUDERS!"

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Have sword reply with something idiotic enough to melt their brains. Cover ears.

WHORES whispers, "They're Darkstar's minions, all that is going to do is tell them where we are."

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Yell back "NO WE ARE NOT!"

The leader of what can only be described as a horde of guards yells back, "Stand and be known, or be cut down as a Wongite."

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Unleash the stupidty of the Sword of Death and General Mayhem.

Cover ears and slowly advance on the horde of guards. While guards are amazed by the immensely logical and amazingly intelligent arguments put forth by the sword, slit throats and bind more souls.

The guards have tuned out the sword, and yell for you to stop in your tracks!

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Stop in tracks, step outside of tracks, allow train to run over guards.

WHORES belts you. "We have more important things to deal with than your insanity."

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Repeat whatever nonsense my new sword is spewing.

You are unable to form the words of the stupidity.

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Run away, like Han Solo did in the Death Star corridors.

You run back through the corridors.

WHORES yells, "I'll hold them off, you and Colin find the girl!"

WHORES extends his wings, blocking the entire corridor, and lets out a terrible scream, frightening the guards for a moment.

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Tracks down girl, deals with inevitable "Walking Carpet" comment that's comming. And no I'm not related to the polar bears from Golden Compass. Though Darkstar's minions don't know this....

Brian the Fisherbear (who has been answering to Colin) finds a young woman who looks EXACTLY like Piper Perabo.

WHORES has killed and eaten fifteen guards so far. The remaining guards seem to be hanging back now.

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Hello, I'm just a normal magical talking bear that fishes, Your mother sent us to rescue you. Oh and we have some bad news as well, but that, can wait till later.

She is a little afraid of the large, talking, bear, but she agrees to follow you.

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Ask if she is Sir Mary's daughter, and inquire as to how she got captured.

She replies that she is Lady Elizabeth Mary McHenry of Riverton, and does not know who "Sir Mary" is.

She says, "The vicious morons came into my chambers as I slept. They had been allowed into the city to worship at the Alter of Logic and Reason, which we are required by custom to allow. They held me hostage to convince my father's watch to allow them back through to their lines. Then they brought me here, and muttered something about converting me to their ways." She says the last with a tone of contempt that could strip paint from a wall.

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Rename her to Lady BOB and look for an exit.

Ask her who would win in a fight the Enterprise or a Star Destroyer.

If she says Enterprise, kill her as an act of mercy. Bind soul, etc.

Lady Elizabeth Mary McHenry of Riverton, will now be known to the party as Lady BOB.

She looks at you like a small child, "Only an utter moron would think that the Enterprise would win. Although I wouldn't mind meeting the new Kirk."

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Lead her out of the Dungeon, binding souls along the way.

You find your way back to a much stronger looking WHORES.

He says, "Well, that took you quite long enough. Shall we be off?"

All the souls here have dissapated.

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Go off. Raise Skeletal Minions as available.