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Posted: 2006-02-03 07:49pm
by Darth Yoshi
Personally, I value my spies, which is why I never sabotage. However, investing in a shitload of cheap defense weapons is a fairly effective way to protect your naquadah, since most combat you see is attacking others.
Battle Report


As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Gladis stormed the realm of Darth Yoshi!

Gladis sent:
3,085 Anti-Intelligence Drone and 4,299 Attack Clone and 1,319 Attack Drone

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

3,500 Attack Clone have DNA Targeted Multispectrum Disintegration Weapon
700 Attack Clone have Gravity Manipulation Device
99 Attack Clone have Neutronium Bomb
601 Attack Drone have Neutronium Bomb
718 Attack Drone came unarmed!


Opposite this, stood the forces of Darth Yoshi

Darth Yoshi resisted the aggressors with:
216 Human Form Defender and 0 Defense Spider
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:

211 Human Form Defender have Repli-Bomb
5 Human Form Defender have Bio Targeting Swarm


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!

Gladis, personally commanding Iroshima, their MotherShip, initiates the battle.
Iroshima hovers above the battle!

Gladis's Iroshima adds 83,500,000 additional attack onto their ground troops!


The forces of Gladis rush in full force, and inflict 241,640,641 damage on Darth Yoshi's forces!
It was confirmed that 1 of Darth Yoshi's forces fell at the hands of Gladis's assult.


The forces of Darth Yoshi fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 12,157,966 damage on Gladis's forces!
They managed to eradicate 7 of Gladis's troops.


The forces of Gladis's Anti-Intelligence Drone break off from main attack force, and seek out Darth Yoshi's Infiltration Units!
93 Anti-Intelligence Drone are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Anti-Intelligence Drone engage the covert networks of the realm.
The Anti-Intelligence Drone outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Infiltration Units at their own game!
With 32,228,644 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 17 of Darth Yoshi's Infiltration Units!

The damage done by the Anti-Intelligence Drone was directly influenced by their covert killing capacity, and the covert capacity of the defending Infiltration Units
The damage to the Anti-Intelligence Drone was directly influenced by the defending military power, and the strength of the Anti-Intelligence Drone



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Repli-Bomb went from strength 2,560 to 2,540 (now 2540/2560 and 1 percent damaged)
Your Bio Targeting Swarm went from strength 10 to 9 (now 9/10 and 10 percent damaged)



The forces of Gladis conquered those of Darth Yoshi
The forces of Darth Yoshi flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of Darth Yoshi, it is recorded that
a total of 52,778,208 Naquadah was taken from the realm of Darth Yoshi

Many wonder if Darth Yoshi will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of Darth Yoshi before such a feat should wisely be considered!


You watch the realm of battle, as 0.3 of your units rebuild themselves, falling back into their alloted ranks.
Fucker attacked me right after I began my mothership blitz. Thankfully, I was still able to collect the funds necessary to build the Impending Doom with the turns I had left. Fucker.

Posted: 2006-02-03 10:15pm
by Noble Ire
Damn, I still have a day or two left before I can afford Ascendant Justice.

On another note, Nephthys has asked to join the Legions of SDN as Vireye, and I have accpeted. May this put a final end to a dark chapter of our history (thanks again, Matt). :P

Posted: 2006-02-03 10:44pm
by Darkdrium
I have 400 mil in weapons! Only two more raids and the mothership is mine. Mhuahahaha. :twisted:

Posted: 2006-02-03 10:45pm
by Nephtys
Noble Ire wrote:Damn, I still have a day or two left before I can afford Ascendant Justice.

On another note, Nephthys has asked to join the Legions of SDN as Vireye, and I have accpeted. May this put a final end to a dark chapter of our history (thanks again, Matt). :P
:D

Posted: 2006-02-03 10:48pm
by Beowulf
I need to get a mothership... If i sell all my weapons, i'm only 1/2 there...

Posted: 2006-02-03 11:36pm
by Braedley
Ok, no using attack turns til Tuesday. That, combined with my vault and weapons should be enough for the <insert mothership name here>.

I also commend the wolfpack for leaving me with absolutely no good targets. Ok, so it wasn't all the wolfpack, but I have to blame someone.

Posted: 2006-02-03 11:44pm
by Pu-239
Ow, got attacked mid-blitz and lost 200mil

Posted: 2006-02-03 11:46pm
by Necromancer of Rath
Braedley wrote:Ok, no using attack turns til Tuesday. That, combined with my vault and weapons should be enough for the <insert mothership name here>.
You really should name it that. Really. Then again, I am quite crazy...so take it a grain of salt.

Posted: 2006-02-03 11:55pm
by Nephtys
Everyone. For the last time, please. Take it carefully. Unless you only need an extra 100 grand, just save it up using weapons. The added security makes up for the loss in conversion.

If you have 200 mil naq in the open, it WILL be taken ,and fast. Within minutes of me making my first 400m attack, I was attacked (and defended!) TWICE before I spent it all.

Posted: 2006-02-04 12:02am
by Comando293
Hey, uhh I just logged back in, and spent my extra Naq on intel and weapons, and I need someone to give me a check.

Posted: 2006-02-04 12:03am
by Ender
How the heck did you make an attack worth 400 mil?

And i think the weapons tip is something that needs to be put out to noobies more.

Posted: 2006-02-04 12:11am
by Beowulf
Chaos: Support the highest ranking person of your race for race leader. We may be able to take them all if we do...

Posted: 2006-02-04 12:12am
by Nephtys
Ender wrote:How the heck did you make an attack worth 400 mil?

And i think the weapons tip is something that needs to be put out to noobies more.
I caught someone with 500 mil in the open with their pants down. My Jaffa legions did the rest. One attack pulled 400 mil, the follow-up did 100. I immediately went to pour all that money into buying max level weapons.

Posted: 2006-02-04 12:36am
by Necromancer of Rath
Comando293 wrote:Hey, uhh I just logged back in, and spent my extra Naq on intel and weapons, and I need someone to give me a check.
You need a lot more covert units. And I think you're good for anti-covert, but that's just my thoughts.
My spies wrote: Covert Mission Report
Under the cover of night, your 1,140 Undercover Agents sneak into the realm of Comando293 .

Your Undercover Agents move stealthily through the lands of Comando293 undetected. They are able to gather many documents recording the status of weapons, army size and preparedness, and fortifications. Unfortunately, in order to avoid detection, they are not able to provide complete information. Your Chief of Intelligence provides you with the information gathered:

Army Size:
Unit Type
Attackers Defenders Untrained
bot 0 ??? 0
Units 225 333 ???
Human Form Units 8 20 141

Military Stats
Strike Action: 1,907,424
Defensive Action 2,718,367
Covert Skill: 12
Covert Operatives: 460
Anti-Covert Skill: 12
Anti-Covert Operatives: 480
Attack Turns: 258
Unit Production: 220

Technology Stats
Siege Tech: Large Scale Nano Infection Ray
Fortification Tech: ???
Covert Tech: Environmental Mimickry Programming
Anti-Covert Tech: Environmental Mimickry Programming
Race Unique Tech: Advanced Unit Regeneration SubRoutine

Weapons
Name Type Quantity Strength
Repli-Bomb Defense ??? 2560/2560
Instant Material Acquisition Attack 55 2390/???
Imposed Reality Matrix Defense 2 640/???
Advanced Resource Consumption ??? 6 640/640
??? Defense 1 160/160
AI Interfacors Attack ??? 148/160
Defensive Reality Matrix Defense 2 60/60
Bio Targeting Swarm Defense 110 10/10

Posted: 2006-02-04 12:55am
by Nephtys
2 mill attack/defense is far too weak. Get at least 10 mil of each, I say. Isn't too hard with about 100 mil (45 attack turns perhaps?), purchasing a lot of soldiers and max weapons.

Posted: 2006-02-04 01:08am
by Necromancer of Rath
Nephtys wrote:2 mill attack/defense is far too weak. Get at least 10 mil of each, I say. Isn't too hard with about 100 mil (45 attack turns perhaps?), purchasing a lot of soldiers and max weapons.
True. And Commando, if I may suggest, I'd pump def first since there are a lange number of defense-less dead accounts, but some defense could make people look for a softer target.

Posted: 2006-02-04 01:27am
by Darth Yoshi
Indeed. As I'm sure I might've mentioned before, I can successfully attack people who I shouldn't attack with impunity because they have no defense, letting me steal all their naquadah and spend it before they can retaliate.

Posted: 2006-02-04 01:29am
by Soontir C'boath
Due to someone having 130 million naquadah with no defenses whatsoever, I have bought my mothership! I completely cleaned him out.

I wonder how no one ever spotted him until I did. It must've been sitting like that growing for weeks!

It's temporary name is "Leggo My Eggo"

A permanent name will come soon enough.
As with all battles, this one has been recorded for the official history of your realm. You, of course, are the first to know the results as they are reported directly to you first. This is the official report of the battle:


The army of Number 21 stormed the realm of ShagCarpet!

Number 21 sent:
376 Covert Infiltrator Bot and 200 Human Form Attacker and 10 Attack Spider

Careful and thourough observation records that the troops were armed as follows:

200 Human Form Attacker have Instant Material Acquisition
10 Attack Spider have Instant Material Acquisition


Opposite this, stood the forces of ShagCarpet

ShagCarpet resisted the aggressors with:
0 Super Soldier Guards and 0 Jaffa Guards
Careful and thourough observation records that the army carried the following arsenal:


In a fury, the two opposing forces clash!



The forces of Number 21 rush in full force, and inflict 11,587,584 damage on ShagCarpet's forces!
It was confirmed that 0 of ShagCarpet's forces fell at the hands of Number 21's assult.


The forces of ShagCarpet fought back with all they could, and managed to inflict 3 damage on Number 21's forces!
They managed to eradicate 0 of Number 21's troops.


The forces of Number 21's Covert Infiltrator Bot break off from main attack force, and seek out ShagCarpet's Undercover Agents!
0 Covert Infiltrator Bot are taken down by the defending army while attempting to disengage from the main battle!
The remaining Covert Infiltrator Bot engage the covert networks of the realm.
With no enemy army to speak of, the main assult force assists in the hunt for covert networks! They add 55 percent to the existing power of the Covert Infiltrator Bot!
The Covert Infiltrator Bot outspied, outintelled, outwitted and overall overpowered the defending Undercover Agents at their own game!
With 2,120,369 power remaining, they manage to eliminate 0 of ShagCarpet's Undercover Agents!



Putting down the chronicled battle report, you cross reference and call for the corrosponding military armory reports to see the state of your weapons after such a battle...

Your Instant Material Acquisition went from strength 2,560 to 2,425 (now 2425/2560 and 5 percent damaged)



The forces of Number 21 devastated those of ShagCarpet
The forces of ShagCarpet flee from the battlefield! One could see glory on the face of the victors, and spite on the defeated!

Considering what was available at the time in the realm of ShagCarpet, it is recorded that
a total of 130,928,825 Naquadah was taken from the realm of ShagCarpet

Many wonder if ShagCarpet will consider retaliation, but - when force meets force - there will have to be some changes in the preparedness of ShagCarpet before such a feat should wisely be considered!

Posted: 2006-02-04 01:39am
by Noble Ire
I hate my internet connection. Two very successful strikes, and 100 mil in the bank. I'm litterally in my Armory screen, ready to buy several hundred heavy weapons when my internet connection goes down spontaneously. Ten minutes later, I manage to get back on, and I have 15 mil left.

Vicious bastards.

Posted: 2006-02-04 02:15am
by Necromancer of Rath
Soontir C'boath wrote:Due to someone having 130 million naquadah with no defenses whatsoever, I have bought my mothership! I completely cleaned him out.

I wonder how no one ever spotted him until I did. It must've been sitting like that growing for weeks!

It's temporary name is "Leggo My Eggo"

A permanent name will come soon enough.
Congrats on both the Mothership and the grand battle. As for the name, may I suggest Gristle McThornbody or Roll Fizzlebeef. Or perhaps Bolt Vanderhuge or Punt Speedchunk.
Ok, I'm going to stop now, or I might make a fool of myself...crap...too late...
Or maybe I'm not done. In celebration of that victory you could name the ship Berber Carpet (of course I have to check on that spelling).

Posted: 2006-02-04 02:18am
by Soontir C'boath
Thanks and I'm going to keep an eye on him. It seems he has a naquadah production of about one million per turn.

Posted: 2006-02-04 02:37am
by Darth Yoshi
Really? Wow. I don't suppose you'll be kind enough to say who he is.

I suggest Electric Gonorrhea.

Posted: 2006-02-04 02:47am
by Necromancer of Rath
Darth Yoshi wrote:Really? Wow. I don't suppose you'll be kind enough to say who he is.

I suggest Electric Gonorrhea.
If that is used, I'd say to go for the whole thing of Electric Gonorrhea, The Noisy Killer.

Posted: 2006-02-04 02:51am
by Soontir C'boath
Darth Yoshi wrote:Really? Wow. I don't suppose you'll be kind enough to say who he is.
Read the battle report, you dope. :P

Good suggestions but I'm started to grow attach to "Leggo My Eggo", so unless someone makes a real good suggestions, I guess it's not really temporary. :)

Posted: 2006-02-04 02:55am
by Necromancer of Rath
Soontir C'boath wrote:
Darth Yoshi wrote:Really? Wow. I don't suppose you'll be kind enough to say who he is.
Read the battle report, you dope. :P

Good suggestions but I'm started to grow attach to "Leggo My Eggo", so unless someone makes a real good suggestions, I guess it's not really temporary. :)
That sounds like a challenge to me. :D
Though I can't seem to think of anything better at the moment.