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I mean, he kind of targeted me a little more than most. But I didn't want to literlly break his balls.

(For the record, he never wanted kids anyway and I've really apologized and we're pretty okay).

Was it an actual fight or the result of a sliding tackle that connected studded boot to groin?

EnterpriseSovereign wrote: 2025-12-29 05:22pm Was it an actual fight or the result of a sliding tackle that connected studded boot to groin?

The latter. It was a comedy/tragedy of errors that ended with us in a three guy pile-up. I still felt bad.

Raw Shark wrote: 2026-01-02 11:27pm

EnterpriseSovereign wrote: 2025-12-29 05:22pm Was it an actual fight or the result of a sliding tackle that connected studded boot to groin?

The latter. It was a comedy/tragedy of errors that ended with us in a three guy pile-up. I still felt bad.

What happened to the third guy?

EnterpriseSovereign wrote: 2026-01-04 09:21am What happened to the third guy?

He was fine. Got a yellow card is all. The rest of us chaps got smashed balls or long-lasting guilt. It wasn't really anybody's fault (or, it was everybody's fault), we just kind of coordinated a strike and a block poorly.

TIL a Canadian private equity firm owns an online porn empire. Pornhub, xTube, Brazzers, Redtube and a bunch of other porn studios and online porn sites are all owned by a company called, get this, Ethical Capital Partners.

aerius wrote: 2026-01-09 11:10pm TIL a Canadian private equity firm owns an online porn empire. Pornhub, xTube, Brazzers, Redtube and a bunch of other porn studios and online porn sites are all owned by a company called, get this, Ethical Capital Partners.

A private equity firm calling themselves that is like Henry Kissinger bragging about being Nobel Peace Prize recipient... wait a sec.

TIL that in clinical genomics and ClinVar, Likely pathogenic and Likely Benign variants can safely be assumed to be pathogenic and Benign mutations/variants, respectively. (It's a 1-5~ scale)

Today i learned not all the car's Warning Icons are listed in my owner's manual. The one for "Your Hybrid Engine has an ISSUE" had to be looked up via Google.

See HoS for the whole story. I ranted there how Life Fucked Me again.

TIL that at least one, probably more, of the old (Sean Connery) Bond films had their screenplays written by one Roald Dahl. Definitely not what I expected while skipping through the opening credits of "You Only Live Twice."

TIL about the Spotify Ad bullshit- no matter how many times that I click on the option saying "I'm seeing this ad too often" or "not relevant to me", I'm still getting the same fucking ad over and over, the one for the "The Caravan, Camping & Motorhome Show". It's clear to me those buttons do nothing.

TIL there are naked pictures of Angela Merkel in the Epstein files.
The late Silvio Berlusconi wasn't lying when he said she was "unfuckable".

I've (mostly) just stopping giving any fucks. I'm gonna die in a shoot-out or a fistfight, I hope for a righteous cause.

My family has a grave plot for me (morbid), and I don't plan to use it except to display a stone for many generations that says, "Died on his 100th birthday, shot in the back climbing out of a bedroom window naked."

muse wrote: 2026-02-08 05:28pm TIL there are naked pictures of Angela Merkel in the Epstein files.
The late Silvio Berlusconi wasn't lying when he said she was "unfuckable".

I dunno, I'd give her a chance. I'm impressed by strong will. How bad could it be? (Consensual) Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's at least okay.

Raw Shark wrote: 2026-02-09 12:29am

muse wrote: 2026-02-08 05:28pm TIL there are naked pictures of Angela Merkel in the Epstein files.
The late Silvio Berlusconi wasn't lying when he said she was "unfuckable".

I dunno, I'd give her a chance. I'm impressed by strong will. How bad could it be? (Consensual) Sex is like pizza. Even when it's bad it's at least okay.

Like battle to a Klingon- even when it is bad, it is good. Like chocolate

Or prune juice.

"This... is a warrior's beverage." --Lt Cmdr Worf

TIL what "Pig butchering" is.

TIL my education was paid for with proceeds from crime. My master's degree sponsor was doing extracurricular work for an unlawful organization then laundering the money through various educational programs, one of which helped pay for my degree.

TIL the only human crazier than Florida Man is Florida Woman.
I kinda wonder if she has a spouse, and whether that person knows how batshit crazy she is.

muse wrote: 2026-04-11 07:36pm TIL my education was paid for with proceeds from crime. My master's degree sponsor was doing extracurricular work for an unlawful organization then laundering the money through various educational programs, one of which helped pay for my degree.

Some good came from that crime then.

If you feel bad about it, then help someone else pay for their education.