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Yea, bad taste killing a person, even an atomic war fanatic, in the analogue of the UN Hall

I wonder how wanked I really could make Necropolis, the land of the Drug Dealers, pirates, and various "Damnned" characters....

I mean I already have Major Anton formerly of Alexandria Libertopia, Admirial Gere formerly of the Bear Republic, Dr. Henry Lime (formerly of hte Bear Republic), Maximillian Roarke (unknown, Drug Dealer, would be very bad guy (Tony Montana meets James Bond Villian), and possibly "Prince Nobody" who hasn't been heard from in years...

Ugh, My damn power went out last night now I got to catch up. Pezook, can some ProTec contractors be involved in foiling the coup? Maybe a few of them were guarding something or doing a security assessment or so on.

Back to the arms deal. Turns out the Shinra Republic has 212's already under production. So its going to be subs from the Shinra Republic, Minesweepers from Byzantium, and aircraft from Shroomania. AND attampts to get defensive pacts with Shroomania and the Shinra. As far as $300 million for air defensegoes, it'll have to do.

Raj Ahten wrote:Ugh, My damn power went out last night now I got to catch up. Pezook, can some ProTec contractors be involved in foiling the coup? Maybe a few of them were guarding something or doing a security assessment or so on.

Well, the perpetrators of the coup are actually a bunch of rich industrial moguls who don't like losing millions of dollars due to PeZookian taxes.

At least one of them probably lives in Indophal. It will certainly improve relations if it's ProTec who brings him in after a badass special operation

Yeah, this entire plotline is an opportunity for people to show off their cool special units and spying secret agent mangs

EDIT: Oh, and...Scruffy The Janitor's lost brother? Dum-de-dum!

Like I said, I do have glider troops that can be dropped from Zepplins. just for the fun of it, Bear Republic Commandos, with P90s, and gyrojet rifles...

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Like I said, I do have glider troops that can be dropped from Zepplins. just for the fun of it, Bear Republic Commandos, with P90s, and gyrojet rifles...

We'll use them when making a shitty documentary to air on ShroomSatTV on prime time

PeZook wrote:

Raj Ahten wrote:Ugh, My damn power went out last night now I got to catch up. Pezook, can some ProTec contractors be involved in foiling the coup? Maybe a few of them were guarding something or doing a security assessment or so on.

Well, the perpetrators of the coup are actually a bunch of rich industrial moguls who don't like losing millions of dollars due to PeZookian taxes.

At least one of them probably lives in Indophal. It will certainly improve relations if it's ProTec who brings him in after a badass special operation

Yeah, this entire plotline is an opportunity for people to show off their cool special units and spying secret agent mangs

EDIT: Oh, and...Scruffy The Janitor's lost brother? Dum-de-dum!

How about if one of 'em has a compound in Terra Libertopia? No one would look for him there......

Except for ProTec that is, who have a certain expertese in that region.

PeZook wrote:

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Can we clone him? Useful genes should not be wasted. *informs field agents to grab a sample of the DNA*

Well, he's dog food now.

*rimshot*

Thank you, thank you. I'll be here all night!

Not good enough. I got his finger!

I believe it's time that the Shepnukistan Civil war got a bit hotter.

MKSheppard wrote:I believe it's time that the Shepnukistan Civil war got a bit hotter.

No nukes please.

Gentlemen...a crucially important question must be answered:

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PeZook wrote:

The Yosemite Bear wrote:Like I said, I do have glider troops that can be dropped from Zepplins. just for the fun of it, Bear Republic Commandos, with P90s, and gyrojet rifles...

We'll use them when making a shitty documentary to air on ShroomSatTV on prime time

Why not they all have minicams standard equipment.

I think it would be cool if we had an inter-MESS and FUN military exercise (I've always wanted to take a part in your CROSSHAIRS activities).

I mean, those Shinra Rangers and PeZookians are pretty cool with the whole airborne thing, Shroomania could learn a lot from that.

Canissia has just kicked Adrianpolis' naval ass.

Shroomania did do urban warfare and anti-piracy ops in Syndromia, and the Mushroom Marines were probably the most gung-ho killy of the lot.

There's the gay SAF TOP GUN fighter training, of course.

And the beach volleyball

We could do it in the Shadow Empire, since Shady's crew have also been kicking asses. He has frickin' commissars! The Baernes and the Gotts (and their goddamn BAMFs who were fire-tested in the civil war back then, the Gottland Gorefest) could come in and have a go as well.

The Bears too. Didn't Bear say that aside from a cadre of suicide squad convicts led by vampire hunter Kurt Russel, his army was composed of the Hollywood action-cliche troopers?

Shroom, thats a great idea.

And goddamn it, King Paul is a badass! He's gonna land on his commercial airplane (heheh) and walk out and stride into the rubble and ruin and have a badassed press conference!

[Then he's casually gonna tell his would-be assassins and those who conspired to kill him, live on ShroomSatTV, what for.]

Hay PeZook, want a BAM A380 to make your own private royal plane?

well before every thing went offline I was going to admit again, that yes my army is 100% action movie cliche, and every soldier has a helmet camera, and every weapon is there because it looks good, not because of reliability. (hence the predominace of untested designs and stargate P90s) and the body armour they wear is the exact same stuff as in Starship Troopers and Firefly.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:And goddamn it, King Paul is a badass! He's gonna land on his commercial airplane (heheh) and walk out and stride into the rubble and ruin and have a badassed press conference!

[Then he's casually gonna tell his would-be assassins and those who conspired to kill him, live on ShroomSatTV, what for.]

You know what...I think I'll do just that.

Right after giving the RIS the go-ahead to start, uh, "arresting" the guys they had staked out. So that they can explain themselves properly.

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Hay PeZook, want a BAM A380 to make your own private royal plane?

I don't know yet ; Spending 300 mil on what is basically a somewhat-useful pimped out ride seems a bit wasteful

About these asholes that tried to kill you Pezook, you going to post bounties on them or some such? Otherwise ProTec really won't know who you're ,looking for unless you tell them or their analysts perform a grandest feat of intelligence guesswork ever.

Given the debacle that was their coup, many of the industrialists may flee to a compound in Libertopia.....

Why do I get the feeling that when all is said and done, Major Kulinsky will probably find himself becoming Podpułkownik (Lieutenant Colonel) Kulinsky?

DarthShady wrote:Shroom, thats a great idea.

I quite agree.

Incidentally, Darth Shady, I think I missed the actual type of firearm your domestic arms factory produces. The Baernish Army finds itself in need of new guns; perhaps you could help?

I just thought of a bad beurocratic fuck-up on the "Bear Republic" Redshirts. The mission planners have decied to issue all the name "Badger", so we will be a FUN Marine and Kurt Russel's Snake short of an internet meme that most of us have repressed.

Hey Shroom, can you handle 2/3 of the order I handed out to BAM? I'll handle the rest. Delivery over the next 2 years.

Master_Baerne wrote:

DarthShady wrote:Shroom, thats a great idea.

I quite agree.

Incidentally, Darth Shady, I think I missed the actual type of firearm your domestic arms factory produces. The Baernish Army finds itself in need of new guns; perhaps you could help?

I got to plug my own designs. ProTec subsidiaries produce high end weapons designed with input from operators. Completely new weapons; the flagship design is a bullpup assault rifle. Not cheap though.

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Hey Shroom, can you handle 2/3 of the order I handed out to BAM? I'll handle the rest. Delivery over the next 2 years.

Sure!

Hrm, it would be cool if PeZook issues a bounty. BOUNTY HUNTERS!

John Baylor: No disintegrations!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:

Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:Hey Shroom, can you handle 2/3 of the order I handed out to BAM? I'll handle the rest. Delivery over the next 2 years.

Sure!

Hrm, it would be cool if PeZook issues a bounty. BOUNTY HUNTERS!

John Baylor: No disintegrations!

If you don't mind me, I'll go clone SNAKE.