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Posted: 2008-06-06 01:08am
by PeZook
Raj Ahten wrote:About these asholes that tried to kill you Pezook, you going to post bounties on them or some such? Otherwise ProTec really won't know who you're ,looking for unless you tell them or their analysts perform a grandest feat of intelligence guesswork ever.
Given the debacle that was their coup, many of the industrialists may flee to a compound in Libertopia.....
Yeah, I have something in mind for ProTec to do.
More in a couple of hours
RogueIce wrote:Why do I get the feeling that when all is said and done, Major Kulinsky will probably find himself becoming Podpułkownik (Lieutenant Colonel) Kulinsky?
Yeah...talk about being in the right (wrong?) place at the right (wrong?) time
He hates field command, though ; But his intelligence work probably earned him a promotion anyway, since it was an op organized by him which warned everybody of the possibility of a coup in the first place, and identified the people responsible.
Posted: 2008-06-06 01:08am
by The Yosemite Bear
How about acid baths?
just imainging a "Cleaner" based on someone's character in La Femme Nikita
Posted: 2008-06-06 01:35am
by Shroom Man 777
A janitor, you mean? Looks like a job for Scruffy!
Posted: 2008-06-06 01:46am
by The Yosemite Bear
no, I mean a jean reno assassin who disposes of bodies via hydrochloric acid.
Posted: 2008-06-06 01:47am
by Shinn Langley Soryu
The SOS Brigade is interested in helping out ProTec and the PeZookian government with further investigations. They aren't going to be mobilized and sent out only to be forced to return home when they find out Shinra's done their job for them. They need something to do, and if they have to dump acid on enemies of world peace, then so be it.
Posted: 2008-06-06 01:50am
by The Yosemite Bear
Oh and the Super collider continues as normal, oh and the big ship I'm constructing is "The Glomar Explorer"
Posted: 2008-06-06 01:52am
by PeZook
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:The SOS Brigade is interested in helping out ProTec and the PeZookian government with further investigations. They aren't going to be mobilized and sent out only to be forced to return home when they find out Shinra's done their job for them. They need something to do, and if they have to dump acid on enemies of world peace, then so be it.
Okay, I'll include the SOS brigade in the "taking out the trash" game posts.
Shroom, did you catch the throwaway line about Scruffy's lost brother?
Posted: 2008-06-06 02:42am
by Shroom Man 777
Yep. Man, the FIA is such an organization of loons.
Hey, mention some FIA badassery as well. OR the Fungal Bureau of Investigation going "FBI FREEZE FUCKER!"
Posted: 2008-06-06 04:04am
by Fingolfin_Noldor
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Oh and the Super collider continues as normal, oh and the big ship I'm constructing is "The Glomar Explorer"
How ambitious are you with the project? In theory, as per that paper url I posted up some... last discussion thread, we could go with some exotic and more powerful superconducting magnet, but it drives up the costs quite a fair bit. The ones I supplied are the ones they are using with the LHC setup I believe.
Posted: 2008-06-06 04:48am
by PeZook
Aaaand...done. The clean-up is almost over.
Now to get going on peaceful pursuit. Less guns, less bombs, more FUN!
Posted: 2008-06-06 06:02am
by Shroom Man 777
That was really cool. Who's the fifth one they didn't get?
Posted: 2008-06-06 06:18am
by PeZook
Shroom Man 777 wrote:That was really cool. Who's the fifth one they didn't get?
John Fleming, maker of hygiene products. He disappeared, since Raj wanted something for ProTec to do. Then there's one so-far unknown traitor left to handle.
I think tomorrow, we can get started on planning the FUN Space Programs and what to buy with the joint defence fund
And the Olympics! The Olympics,man!
WE ARE GONNA WIN!!!
BTW, how did you like Mike McMikey, an Fresh Reporter Obviously Ill-Suited To His Job But Held There Because His Dad Owns 20% Of The Station?
Posted: 2008-06-06 07:34am
by Decue
Master_Baerne wrote:DarthShady wrote:Shroom, thats a great idea.
I quite agree.
Incidentally, Darth Shady, I think I missed the actual type of firearm your domestic arms factory produces. The Baernish Army finds itself in need of new guns; perhaps you could help?
Hey, you can buy your own cheap AK47 knock-offs from me. Or custom paintjob G3:s with aimpoint, but they are way more expensive
I might also have a warehouse full of whatever weapon Shady manufacturers liberated under the Shadow Civil War
Posted: 2008-06-06 07:35am
by Shroom Man 777
I like Mike. Goddamn, man. Shroomania is full of fruitcakes!
Posted: 2008-06-06 07:38am
by PeZook
Shroom Man 777 wrote:I like Mike. Goddamn, man. Shroomania is full of fruitcakes!
You can't spell "Shroomania" without "mania"!
EDIT: BTW, Rogue found an awesome picture:
PeZookian airmobile trooper Kamila Swieta, during training in the Shinra Republic
Chicks with AKs, man
Posted: 2008-06-06 07:47am
by DarthShady
Master_Baerne wrote:DarthShady wrote:Shroom, thats a great idea.
I quite agree.
Incidentally, Darth Shady, I think I missed the actual type of firearm your domestic arms factory produces. The Baernish Army finds itself in need of new guns; perhaps you could help?
I produce Russian stuff.
Here is the list:
Assault rifles:
AN-94,
AEK-971
Machine guns:
Kord Machine Gun,
PECHENEG Machine Gun
Other:
PP-19 BIZON-2 Sub-Machine Gun,
AGS-30 Automatic Grenade Launcher,
OTs-33 PERNACH Automatic Pistol,
GSh-18 Pistol, and other stuff...
Posted: 2008-06-06 07:45pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Ok I think I just topped the scales in black humour and most inappropreate products of 2011.
yes, a scuicide bomber vest, that's primarilly a metal and kevlar body armour, with a geletin explosive charge that detonates on a deadman switch linked to a bio-monitor. YES it means Mutual Assured Destruction Vest, or a reference to the sanity of anyone who would wear one. if they come up with a suitcase nuke version called the Shep Solution in about a year we really have to watch out for our insane industrialist population...
Posted: 2008-06-06 07:49pm
by DarthShady
The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok I think I just topped the scales in black humour and most inappropreate products of 2011.
Are you MAD?
Baerne, i forgot to mention you get a discount for being a FUN member.
Posted: 2008-06-06 07:52pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Should we all be really thankful that shep didn't pull a Raven from Snowcrash?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Snow_Crash
Dmitri "Raven" Ravinoff
An Aleut native who works as a mercenary. His preferred weapons are glass knives — undetectable by security systems and reputed to be molecule-thin at the edges — and glass-tipped throwing spears. He travels on a motorcycle whose sidecar has been replaced with a hydrogen bomb that will automatically detonate if his brain ceases to emit electrical impulses. Raven has the phrase "POOR IMPULSE CONTROL" tattooed on his forehead, a sign of being arrested for some violent crime at least once in his life. His stated goal in life is to "nuke America" in retaliation for the historical treatment by America of native Aleutians, such as using their lands for nuclear testing (e.g., at Amchitka). His combination of fighting ability, conscienceless killing, and personal nuclear umbrella prompt Stephenson to refer to Raven in his introduction as "the baddest motherfucker in the world".
Posted: 2008-06-06 08:33pm
by The Yosemite Bear
Fingolfin_Noldor wrote:The Yosemite Bear wrote:Oh and the Super collider continues as normal, oh and the big ship I'm constructing is "The Glomar Explorer"
How ambitious are you with the project? In theory, as per that paper url I posted up some... last discussion thread, we could go with some exotic and more powerful superconducting magnet, but it drives up the costs quite a fair bit. The ones I supplied are the ones they are using with the LHC setup I believe.
I'm a superpower, which is more interested in trade, and food production and movie production. My people suffer from Ferret shock, we will do things in the most expensive, over complicated way possible because WE CAN
Posted: 2008-06-06 09:43pm
by Lonestar
Had to have some Mark Cuban love in there, for those of us who are familiar with the Dallas-Fort Worth area.
Posted: 2008-06-06 09:48pm
by The Yosemite Bear
I just want to see someone do a "You can't kill me, do you know who the fuck I am motherfuckers," tony montana thing...
Posted: 2008-06-06 10:02pm
by Master_Baerne
DarthShady wrote:The Yosemite Bear wrote:Ok I think I just topped the scales in black humour and most inappropreate products of 2011.
Are you MAD?
Very good.
Baerne, i forgot to mention you get a discount for being a FUN member.
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Excellent. I'll be wanting...hmm, sufficient equipment for fifteen regiments, five amphibious, four armored, and six motor rifle. By "equipment", I mean small arms; I've already got the tanks, landing craft and such. However much that costs is fine (up to a point); I've not got a whole lot else to spend it on.
Posted: 2008-06-06 10:30pm
by Dave
Alright, there is no way I am going to keep on top of this for the next week or so, with intermittent internet availability and my schedule with flying research out of Ellington Field in Houston, TX (pics later). It's not like you expect me to drop in often, but I will be completely unable to stay current for, at minimum, the next week and a half.
Posted: 2008-06-06 10:34pm
by Coiler
Coilerburg is facing its own version of
Disco Demolition Night....
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