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jmac wrote:Edit: Well, that's 2 or 3 out of 6 (I think) females on this board that have posted photos now. At the very least a third of us chicks have posted photos now, c'mon guys, you're falling behind!

6? There's you, Kelly, Innerbrat, Zaia and Marina. Who's the sixth? And Marina's never going to post a pic.

Next of Kin wrote:
Here's what we are discussing!!!

[Homer Simpson] Hhhhhmmmmm, Women in shorts, bouncing on sand. *drool*[/Homer Simpson]

Rob Wilson wrote: 6? There's you, Kelly, Innerbrat, Zaia and Marina. Who's the sixth? And Marina's never going to post a pic.

There's someone named LadyBarbara, or something like that. There's Sylvar too, but she hasn't been around in a while. Don't know of any others.

Rob Wilson wrote:

jmac wrote:Edit: Well, that's 2 or 3 out of 6 (I think) females on this board that have posted photos now. At the very least a third of us chicks have posted photos now, c'mon guys, you're falling behind!

6? There's you, Kelly, Innerbrat, Zaia and Marina. Who's the sixth? And Marina's never going to post a pic.

Marla Singer?

Marina is the Duchess, right?

Durandal wrote:Dug up some more of my glorious visage:

I have said it once, and I will say it again. You are DAMN fine! IMHO the most attractive person on this board. Congrats *drools*

Alyrium Denryle wrote: I have said it once, and I will say it again. You are DAMN fine!

You know saliva's bad for the keyboard, right?

Yes yes I know. BUT I DONT CARE! *looks at Durandals photos and continues drooling*

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Yes yes I know. BUT I DONT CARE! *looks at Durandals photos and continues drooling*

Yes, I concur

Saliva's not the only thing that's bad for the keyboard. Be careful now, boys...

*Angel Halo*

*whistles innocently...*

innerbrat wrote:Saliva's not the only thing that's bad for the keyboard. Be careful now, boys...

Come on now you hypocrit. you know you want him too.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:

innerbrat wrote:Saliva's not the only thing that's bad for the keyboard. Be careful now, boys...

Come on now you hypocrit. you know you want him too.

I've got one, thank you very much.

Anyway, his hair's too short. And highlighty.

http://www.geocities.com/dalesshowcase/dale1.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/dalesshowcase/bluesuit.jpg

because none of you demanded it!

Another picture of me....

Darth Fanboy wrote:http://www.geocities.com/dalesshowcase/dale1.jpg

http://www.geocities.com/dalesshowcase/bluesuit.jpg

because none of you demanded it!

Cute!

Drewcifer wrote:WooHoo! My best friends had their first baby, and they finally got some pics posted. Here's me holding Isabel Lucille, when she was ~4 days old.

As threatened, some pics of my God-children

Steffi, the eldest, age 3 months



Steffi age 2, in the middle of Britians wonderful winter



Sammie, she's the middle child, just after arriving from the hospital



Sammie age 2, she looks cute but that's just a deception before she moves in for the kill



Little Robby, poor sods named after me, what an impairment for a child , just home from hospital held by his sister Steffi (age 5)



Robby takes his first steps, he's only 9 months old here, but look at the size of him - attack of the 20' baby


All three last year - at the back [L-R] is Sammie (7), Steffi (9), at the front is one of Robby's friends then Robby himself (5)

Oh! What adorable minion.. Uh I mean children yeah thats it....What adorable children.*note to self, future apprentices to my evil, train in the ways of evil*

Dahak wrote:Is there someone whom you're NOT finding cute?

Doesn't find me cute

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh! What adorable minion.. Uh I mean children yeah thats it....What adorable children.*note to self, future apprentices to my evil, train in the ways of evil*

Beware of Sammie, otherwise sometime in the future you will here the line "When last we met, I was the pupil; Now I am the master!"

Hope you look good as a blue ghost.

Rob Wilson wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Oh! What adorable minion.. Uh I mean children yeah thats it....What adorable children.*note to self, future apprentices to my evil, train in the ways of evil*

Beware of Sammie, otherwise sometime in the future you will here the line "When last we met, I was the pupil; Now I am the master!"

Hope you look good as a blue ghost.

And I will reply with a Nymbors Wrathful reproach spell, and if she survives. Order her

" How Dare you! Now go clean my SUMMONING ROOM or I will EAT YOUR SOUL! MINION SLAVE! and backhand her as she leaves the room with a shocking grasp spell

I AM an EVIL mage after all

Alyrium Denryle wrote: And I will reply with a Nymbors Wrathful reproach spell, and if she survives. Order her

If you can order her to do anything, then yes indeed, you have some shit hot magic.

Nymbors Wrathful reproach is a spell that was developed by the Red Wizards of Thay as a slave punishment spell. It causes pain so intense that the recipient of the spell often dies from the pain alone. She will be in no condition to disobey my orders She WILL scrub my summoning room And I WILL summon demons while she is in it

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Nymbors Wrathful reproach is a spell that was developed by the Red Wizards of Thay as a slave punishment spell. It causes pain so intense that the recipient of the spell often dies from the pain alone. She will be in no condition to disobey my orders She WILL scrub my summoning room And I WILL summon demons while she is in it

Ok, lets put it this way then. That's my little god-daughter you're talking about and I'm this close to not seeing the funny side anymore!

I am just messing with you

I will not be summoning demons and Nymbors Wrathful reproach could kill my apprentice. i would probably go with Nymbors Stern Reproof, not much worse than a good spanking

Besides, that is complicated, time consuming, and costs a shit-load in material components. And is a waste of a perfectly good apprentice.Besides why WOULD i summon demons to do my bidding. They are unpredictable, and are likely to turn on me at the earliest(sp) possible chance they get. I prefer constructs, they are completly under my control. Or elementals, they dont have the intellect to do anything on their own.