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Posted: 2008-06-06 11:10pm
by Shinn Langley Soryu
We'll have to have a
Ten Cent Beer Night at one of the Olympic events, then.
Seeing as I have a small force of Marines serving as advisers to the Coilerburg military that were allowed to return after being withdrawn back home during the nuclear war scare, and seeing as the vast majority of those Marines are rap fans...

Posted: 2008-06-07 12:39am
by Shroom Man 777
Coiler, what do you have against Shroomanian shit-rap?

Posted: 2008-06-07 06:36am
by DarthShady
Excellent. I'll be wanting...hmm, sufficient equipment for fifteen regiments, five amphibious, four armored, and six motor rifle. By "equipment", I mean small arms; I've already got the tanks, landing craft and such. However much that costs is fine (up to a point); I've not got a whole lot else to spend it on.
Ok you've got yourself a deal. Now just tell me how many guns do you need and what type? I estimated around 75000 pieces(maybe more) to equip all your soldiers. We can work out the price later.

Posted: 2008-06-07 02:00pm
by Shroom Man 777
Oh my god. Science! SCIENCE!
Thrice-damned recessive genes!!!
Posted: 2008-06-07 02:03pm
by Fingolfin_Noldor
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Oh my god. Science! SCIENCE!
Thrice-damned recessive genes!!!
Science is fun. We will enjoy decoding the genes.
The holy grail for biology really is the ability to simulate what a human would be like with the right genes.

Posted: 2008-06-07 02:06pm
by Shroom Man 777
Shirtless but for a trenchcoat. And with a faux-British accent.
This is SO gonna kick ass!
Posted: 2008-06-07 02:07pm
by Fingolfin_Noldor
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Shirtless but for a trenchcoat. And with a faux-British accent.
This is SO gonna kick ass!
Mind if I grow a baby with his genes?

Posted: 2008-06-07 02:34pm
by Shroom Man 777
Please do so!
Posted: 2008-06-07 02:35pm
by Fingolfin_Noldor
Shroom Man 777 wrote:Please do so!
Alright. Let's see if Adult stem cells can have any juice in them.. unless we have his testicles (let's assume we have them

)
Posted: 2008-06-07 02:58pm
by Fingolfin_Noldor
The Sultan is allowed to visit Antioch, which has a sizable Muslim community there, if he so wishes. Just drop me a note and we will talk.
Posted: 2008-06-07 03:38pm
by PeZook
Heh
It's funny how Byzantium went to such lenghts to preserve the DNA of a panicky sociopathic thug with a serious agression control problem

Posted: 2008-06-07 03:51pm
by Fingolfin_Noldor
PeZook wrote:Heh
It's funny how Byzantium went to such lenghts to preserve the DNA of a panicky sociopathic thug with a serious agression control problem

For Science!
Now what if I had Shep's DNA...

Posted: 2008-06-07 06:38pm
by Shinn Langley Soryu
Considering what happened to those Marines in Coilerburg, would it be considered a bit much to have the Duchy of Langley declare the Real Rockers Anti-Rap Club a terrorist organization?
Posted: 2008-06-07 06:41pm
by RogueIce
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Considering what happened to those Marines in Coilerburg, would it be considered a bit much to have the Duchy of Langley declare the Real Rockers Anti-Rap Club a terrorist organization?
Well strictly speaking, your Marines went into an anti-rap riot (why you didn't say)...blaring rap. Which wasn't exactly the smartest thing for them to do.
I'd say those Marines would likely face an investigation and possible court-martial. Because they weren't exactly being bright out there.
Posted: 2008-06-07 06:54pm
by PeZook
Uh...we're gonna have an international incident over
rap now?

Posted: 2008-06-07 07:03pm
by Shinn Langley Soryu
RogueIce wrote:Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Considering what happened to those Marines in Coilerburg, would it be considered a bit much to have the Duchy of Langley declare the Real Rockers Anti-Rap Club a terrorist organization?
Well strictly speaking, your Marines went into an anti-rap riot (why you didn't say)...blaring rap. Which wasn't exactly the smartest thing for them to do.
I'd say those Marines would likely face an investigation and possible court-martial. Because they weren't exactly being bright out there.
Why the Marines were in Coilerburg to begin with, you ask? In a
previous post, I mentioned that a small force of Marines were dispatched to help train the Coilerburg military as part of its Great Mobilization.
Yukari and Haruka could probably plead ignorant and say that they were simply driving through town and minding their own business when the rioters provoked them by tossing rocks, eggs, and (most significantly) Molotov cocktails at their Mercedes. On the other hand, I doubt their superiors, not to mention the Coilerburg authorities, would be too pleased with the fact that they blundered into an anti-rap demonstration blasting rap from their speakers, to say nothing of the fact that Yukari and Haruka actually
killed several of the protestors; in addition, the radio operator back at MACC HQ most likely took a dim view of Haruka asking for permission to use deadly force on mere civilians. It could go either way, to be honest.
PeZook wrote:Uh...we're gonna have an international incident over
rap now?

Well, we've had weirder things happen in this world, so an international incident over rap is well within the realm of possibility. There's still time to defuse the situation, though.
Posted: 2008-06-07 07:10pm
by RogueIce
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:RogueIce wrote:Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Considering what happened to those Marines in Coilerburg, would it be considered a bit much to have the Duchy of Langley declare the Real Rockers Anti-Rap Club a terrorist organization?
Well strictly speaking, your Marines went into an anti-rap riot (why you didn't say)...blaring rap. Which wasn't exactly the smartest thing for them to do.
I'd say those Marines would likely face an investigation and possible court-martial. Because they weren't exactly being bright out there.
Why the Marines were in Coilerburg to begin with, you ask? In a
previous post, I mentioned that a small force of Marines were dispatched to help train the Coilerburg military as part of its Great Mobilization.
I meant why were they going into a riot zone, not why were they in-country.
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:Yukari and Haruka could probably plead ignorant and say that they were simply driving through town and minding their own business when the rioters provoked them by tossing rocks, eggs, and (most significantly) Molotov cocktails at their Mercedes. On the other hand, I doubt their superiors, not to mention the Coilerburg authorities, would be too pleased with the fact that they blundered into an anti-rap demonstration blasting rap from their speakers, to say nothing of the fact that Yukari and Haruka actually killed several of the protestors; in addition, the radio operator back at MACC HQ most likely took a dim view of Haruka asking for permission to use deadly force. It could go either way, to be honest.
Well cruising around in a government vehicle while on duty (the fact it was a government vehicle and they were carrying live weapons speaks to this) blaring rap isn't exactly professional conduct in the first place.
Of course not immediately backing out and/or turning around when they noticed the rioters ahead (unless they're going to try and claim they somehow came out of nowhere) would also raise questions.
Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:PeZook wrote:Uh...we're gonna have an international incident over
rap now?

Well, we've had weirder things happen in this world, so an international incident over rap is well within the realm of possibility. There's still time to defuse the situation, though.
Oh sure there is. I could see the Langley government scapegoating those Marines (although to be honest there's reason enough to bring them on charges anyway) or something.
Posted: 2008-06-07 07:43pm
by The Yosemite Bear
due to reality the bears are going to be a bit less active for awhile (Critical Memory Allocation Error, while playing SMACX,

)
should have known those two 512 chips had survived two mobo meltdowns, and the Virus attack from two weeks ago.
Posted: 2008-06-07 07:43pm
by Grand Moff Yenchin
PeZook wrote:Uh...we're gonna have an international incident over
rap now?

A 3 way war between Rap, metal, and jazz fans would be cool

Posted: 2008-06-07 08:33pm
by Raj Ahten
Well, I spent about half an hour writing upo the operation summary to capture Pulaski. I hope it doesn't have too many errors and that it makes sense to everyone. So Pezook, what do you have planned for all the traitors?
Posted: 2008-06-07 09:05pm
by DarthShady
Raj Ahten wrote:Well, I spent about half an hour writing upo the operation summary to capture Pulaski. I hope it doesn't have too many errors and that it makes sense to everyone. So Pezook, what do you have planned for all the traitors?
A long period of torture followed by a slow and painful death.
A 3 way war between Rap, metal, and jazz fans would be cool Razz
Can i play da gangsta side?

Posted: 2008-06-08 01:44am
by Shroom Man 777
Wow. You Langley mofos are craze, mang!

Posted: 2008-06-08 01:46am
by Fingolfin_Noldor
Raj Ahten wrote:Well, I spent about half an hour writing upo the operation summary to capture Pulaski. I hope it doesn't have too many errors and that it makes sense to everyone. So Pezook, what do you have planned for all the traitors?
I recommend having their eyes gorged out, and tongues cut out.
Then parade them around the city.

Posted: 2008-06-08 01:57am
by Shroom Man 777
Oh, Stas. Crossroads is in the FUN now, mang! YEAH!

Posted: 2008-06-08 04:31am
by PeZook
Raj Ahten wrote:So Pezook, what do you have planned for all the traitors?
Well, a trial and life imprisonment. Execution for the main insitgator (since he's directly responsible for the murder of dozens of PeZookian citizens.
No, no torture or parading them around the city
Damn...looks like I will have to let ProTec back in, huh?
