PeZook wrote:I'm just about to log off, though. Well...I said I was going to be fashionably late, didn't I?
I would feel so very depressed were I to land in Pezookia and told that the King has left.
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This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
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RogueIce wrote:...the myriad problems down in Freseque...
Will this be your nu-ku-lar, Rogue?
I'm just going to call it the Damn F-ing Continent. You picked an annoying name for that place, and I don't feel like looking it up every time I need to mention you.
Didn't it have an alternate spelling at one time? I seem to remember it did. Veleria actually has two names: Marina decreed it Velestria but Skimmer and others refer to it as Veleria and that seems to have stuck.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
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RogueIce wrote:I'm just going to call it the Damn F-ing Continent.
That works for me . I half expect even us who are on it to call it that...
Didn't it have an alternate spelling at one time? I seem to remember it did.
I don't think so (hell I don't think anyone has figured out how to actually pronounce the name) but I could be wrong. I wouldn't mind if there were some local variants of it though, it adds flavor to the place.
(And in return, we'll call your continent simply Messica .)
SiegeTank wrote:I don't think so (hell I don't think anyone has figured out how to actually pronounce the name) but I could be wrong. I wouldn't mind if there were some local variants of it though, it adds flavor to the place.
Luckily for me, I'm not the onlyone who has trouble remembering how to spell your damn continent.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
WRT Veleria & Velestria, I just chalked it up to regional accents or linguistic differences. If the country called "Deutschland" by its actual citizens ends up getting called "Germany" by everyone else in the world, then there's room for similar alterations of names.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
I believe the MESS should graciously offer to lend our assistance in restoring the proper government of Coilerburg to power. With a suitable peacekeeping mission left in place afterwards, of course.
Unless the FTO wants to deal with it. Whatever.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Coiler wrote:With Frequesue constantly tearing itself apart, strong, capable leadership and a strong, capable military is needed to hold it together.
Bwahaha, I'm not the only one, and they're on the damn continent!
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
So...Should I send troops to put you back in power, or not?
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Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
Master_Baerne wrote:So...Should I send troops to put you back in power, or not?
The real question is, does he have a choice in the matter?
Ok, poking fun at the FTO aside, MESS members, should we or shouldn't we?
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
RogueIce wrote:
Ok, poking fun at the FTO aside, MESS members, should we or shouldn't we?
The FTO will not tolerate a foreign mission on Frequesquean soil. Sorry, but it's just not an option, what with the whole mission of the FTO and all...
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon
Master_Baerne wrote:So...Should I send troops to put you back in power, or not?
Ok, poking fun at the FTO aside, MESS members, should we or shouldn't we?
I say NO.
Tian Xia already established a MESS toehold in Frequesne; any further MESS involvement (especially under these circumstances) will allow the MESS to appear as imperialistic; it will also cause some to wonder how convenient this was for us; and since the whole purpose of the FTO was to keep outside powers at bay, a second loss so quickly after Tian Xiao will probably alarm them and cause them to radicalize.
Something about Libertarianism always bothered me. Then one day, I realized what it was:
Libertarian philosophy can be boiled down to the phrase, "Work Will Make You Free."
In Libertarianism, there is no Government, so the Bosses are free to exploit the Workers.
In Communism, there is no Government, so the Workers are free to exploit the Bosses.
So in Libertarianism, man exploits man, but in Communism, its the other way around! If all you want to do is have some harmless, mindless fun, go H3RE INST3ADZ0RZ!! Grrr! Fight my Brute, you pansy!
Meh. I will not support (either politically or militarily) any MESS invasion of Coilerburg. Tian Xia completed it's objectives.
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Karmic Knight wrote:I'm pretty sure that is right.
According to the map, there's two Qs in the name.
And sounds good to me. I wasn't eager to get involved with Coilerburg either, honestly. Well maybe the tiny Shep-like voice inside all of us wanted me to finally bomb something, but I have managed to surpress that now, no need to worry.
"How can I wait unknowing?
This is the price of war,
We rise with noble intentions,
And we risk all that is pure..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, Forever (Rome: Total War)
"On and on, through the years,
The war continues on..." - Angela & Jeff van Dyck, We Are All One (Medieval 2: Total War)
"Courage is not the absence of fear, but rather the judgment that something else is more important than fear." - Ambrose Redmoon
"You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain." - Harvey Dent, The Dark Knight
Karmic Knight wrote:I'm pretty sure that is right.
According to the map, there's two Qs in the name.
That is how I have spelt it, so I guess I am wrong, yay.
SiegeTank wrote:[OOC: Please FTO guys, if the whole Tian Jiao/PRSF clusterfuck taught us anything it ought to be that we might want to ask questions first before we send our naval task force up there... Let's see if this new junta can be reasoned with first? If all they want is some better military goodies, San Dorado would be willing to sell 'em at a discount provided the generals relinquish power back to the civvie government in due time.]
Go Thinking Things Through!
This is an empty country and I am it's king, and I should not be allowed to touch anything.
There is no need for the MESS or the FTO for that matter, to do anything about the Coup of Coilerburg. It is an internal matter, and Indhopal doesn't want to dick around in there as long as the new government fulfills its commitments to the FTO and doesn't start a genocide somewhere. Its not like coups are anything new to unstable former colony areas.
Indhopal will be very interested in seeing exactly what the new government in Coilerburg is all about though and confirming that thee hunta really means what they say about the FTO.
Master_Baerne wrote:
The FTO will not tolerate a foreign mission on Frequesquean soil. Sorry, but it's just not an option, what with the whole mission of the FTO and all...
So you claim that your paper treaty triumph’s national sovereignty, that is a very dangerous proposition to make, as in nations which are not members of the treaty could interpret it as a outright declaration of war.
"This cult of special forces is as sensible as to form a Royal Corps of Tree Climbers and say that no soldier who does not wear its green hat with a bunch of oak leaves stuck in it should be expected to climb a tree"
— Field Marshal William Slim 1956
Coilerburg's troubles are an internal affair... We (the FTO) may not like it, but as long as this new regime doesn't go around destabilizing the continent or otherwise going against our (terribly ill-defined) charter, we have no business interfering in what for all accounts is the internal affairs of a sovereign nation. That would set a very nasty precedent... 'Cause, what if we don't like the outcome of the next Indhopali elections? Do we intervene then as well?
Let's see what happens first. We can always decide to bust some balls later.
PS: I would advise against using terms like "will not tolerate", because that's awfully straightforward and therefore not very diplomatic at all .
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The way I see it, one way for the Coilerburg junta to go about performing the necessary military reforms is to trade in their white elephants for more serviceable craft.
Those seven destroyers? Trade them in for corvettes and FACs. Any excess air superiority fighters? Trade them in for transports and close support fighters. Suffering from outdated army equipment? Buy newer stuff and sell the old crap back to the Velarians; those folks in al-Akharabat would definitely appreciate some proper APCs.
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SiegeTank wrote:Coilerburg's troubles are an internal affair... We (the FTO) may not like it, but as long as this new regime doesn't go around destabilizing the continent or otherwise going against our (terribly ill-defined) charter, we have no business interfering in what for all accounts is the internal affairs of a sovereign nation. That would set a very nasty precedent... 'Cause, what if we don't like the outcome of the next Indhopali elections? Do we intervene then as well?
Let's see what happens first. We can always decide to bust some balls later.
PS: I would advise against using terms like "will not tolerate", because that's awfully straightforward and therefore not very diplomatic at all .
I agree totally here. This is an internal matter of Coilerburg, and not at all out of character for Coilerburg. The place has been a dictatorship for its whole history.
I'd like to know exactly what other kinds of equipment the Coilerburg military operates. I know that the air force uses JAS 39 Gripens and F-4 Phantom IIs, while the navy operates Arleigh Burkes and Tarantuls.
I may have a proposition for the junta.
I ship Eino Ilmari Juutilainen x Lydia V. Litvyak.
Phantasee: Don't be a dick.
Stofsk: What are you, his mother?
The Yosemite Bear: Obviously, which means that he's grounded, and that she needs to go back to sucking Mr. Coffee's cock.
"d-did... did this thread just turn into Thanas/PeZook slash fiction?" - Ilya Muromets[/size]
Master_Baerne wrote:
The FTO will not tolerate a foreign mission on Frequesquean soil. Sorry, but it's just not an option, what with the whole mission of the FTO and all...
So you claim that your paper treaty triumph’s national sovereignty, that is a very dangerous proposition to make, as in nations which are not members of the treaty could interpret it as a outright declaration of war.
Ah, but as the relevant definition of "Frequequean soil" is that of nations that have signed onto the FTO, an organization who's express purpose is to prevent such events, anything else would be a betrayal of principles, no?
Conversion Table:
2000 Mockingbirds = 2 Kilomockingbirds
Basic Unit of Laryngitis = 1 Hoarsepower
453.6 Graham Crackers = 1 Pound Cake
1 Kilogram of Falling Figs - 1 Fig Newton
Time Between Slipping on a Banana Peel and Smacking the Pavement = 1 Bananosecond
Half of a Large Intestine = 1 Semicolon