Organ Size

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-13 01:23am

XaLEv wrote:Use small print then.

Oh, ok then. *sighs heavily* I give up!

Ok, anyone who doesn't care about my breasts, PLEASE don't read the little print below. Ando, Ewo: this warning is mostly for you, since no one else knows me for real. Read on if you're curious, I don't care, but consider yourselves WARNED!

Edit~ if you don't want it out in the open don't post it ~ David

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-13 01:33am

XaLEv wrote:I suppose.

You suppose? Hmph, thanks.

If you're not going to say anything nice, you shouldn't say anything at all. That's what my mom always told me.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-13 01:34am

They sound terrific, love.

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-13 01:42am

Zaia wrote:
XaLEv wrote:I suppose.
You suppose? Hmph, thanks.

If you're not going to say anything nice, you shouldn't say anything at all. That's what my mom always told me.

I apologize if that came off negatively. That was not my intent. Honestly, I can't say that I'm either happy nor unhappy that you told us. They do sound like nice breasts, though, inasmuch as I can judge them based on that information.

Post by **Zaia** » 2003-01-13 02:04am

XaLEv wrote:I apologize if that came off negatively. That was not my intent. Honestly, I can't say that I'm either happy nor unhappy that you told us. They do sound like nice breasts, though, inasmuch as I can judge them based on that information.

Alright. Just know that as sensitive as some of you guys may be about the size of your penii, some of us chicks are the same concerning our breasts. Ok? The end.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-13 11:14am

The end except:

You don't need to be sensitive, Zaia, they're a great size. 2 cups bigger than mine, in fact, and I get no complaints!

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » 2003-01-13 11:26am

Zaia wrote:
XaLEv wrote:I apologize if that came off negatively. That was not my intent. Honestly, I can't say that I'm either happy nor unhappy that you told us. They do sound like nice breasts, though, inasmuch as I can judge them based on that information.
Alright. Just know that as sensitive as some of you guys may be about the size of your penii, some of us chicks are the same concerning our breasts. Ok? The end.

There's no need to be sensitive. They sound wonderful. Enough to be pleasantly female yet not so large as to be unpleasant.

Slartibartfast · Post by **Slartibartfast** » 2003-01-13 12:00pm

Mine is like, totally humongous dude!

I'm gonna measure it now... ouch my eye!

aerius · Post by **aerius** » 2003-01-13 02:10pm

Zaia wrote:Oh, ok then. *sighs heavily* I give up!

Ok, anyone who doesn't care about my breasts, PLEASE don't read the little print below. Ando, Ewo: this warning is mostly for you, since no one else knows me for real. Read on if you're curious, I don't care, but consider yourselves WARNED!

I know I probably shouldn't be doing this, but I just can't help it.

*pokes Zaia's breasts*

DocHorror · Post by **DocHorror** » 2003-01-13 03:12pm

Hmmm...

Last time I checked (which was many a year ago) it was 7 inches erect...

Never checked the thickness...

Never had any complaints...

Post by **Darth Wong** » 2003-01-13 03:55pm

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Let's see some of you claim I'm such a prude now.

<OBI>You've taken your first step into a larger world.</OBI>

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-13 03:56pm

aerius wrote:
Zaia wrote:Oh, ok then. *sighs heavily* I give up!

Ok, anyone who doesn't care about my breasts, PLEASE don't read the little print below. Ando, Ewo: this warning is mostly for you, since no one else knows me for real. Read on if you're curious, I don't care, but consider yourselves WARNED!

I know I probably shouldn't be doing this, but I just can't help it.

*pokes Zaia's breasts*

Let me join! **** is pretty big. I believe Kelly said hers are that hers are **** as well.

Lord Pounder · Post by **Lord Pounder** » 2003-01-13 04:17pm

i always found huge tits a turn off. I prefer a natural tit with the nipples above waist height. Any more than a hand full and u rish a sprained thumb.

Einhander Sn0m4n · Post by **Einhander Sn0m4n** » 2003-01-13 04:22pm

Darth Pounder wrote:i always found huge tits a turn off. I prefer a natural tit with the nipples above waist height. Any more than a hand full and u rish a sprained thumb.

I've always only liked girls with very tiny boobies. The closer to the beginning of the alphabet the better.

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi · Post by **Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi** » 2003-01-13 04:23pm

Darth Pounder wrote:i always found huge tits a turn off. I prefer a natural tit with the nipples above waist height. Any more than a hand full and u rish a sprained thumb.

I find really big ones (I mean 50E big) a turn off. I prefer a medium-large-sized pair, though there are good-looking women with smaller ones that I have seen.

InnerBrat · Post by **InnerBrat** » 2003-01-13 05:18pm

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:
aerius wrote:
I know I probably shouldn't be doing this, but I just can't help it.

*pokes Zaia's breasts*
--snip--

SPOILER! SPOILER!

Zaia did not want her breast size broadcast to everyone else. Now edit your post before I kill you and all who you hold dear...

Excuse me, Zaia,
***HONK***

Just wanted a squeeze. Thanks.

Sonnenburg · Post by **Sonnenburg** » 2003-01-13 09:02pm

Zaia wrote:Alright. Just know that as sensitive as some of you guys may be about the size of your penii, some of us chicks are the same concerning our breasts. Ok? The end.

I'm sorry, I've been trying to write something to convey my understanding of your plight because my wife has similar feelings (she has similar measurements). Unfortunately, I just can't stop giggling to myself every time I think of the word "sensitive" in this context.

I'm sorry. Just... pretend I said something meaningful and supportive, okay?

Heh heh, "supportive"...

Sorry. Won't happen again. Okay, we're all sensitive about our bodies in the end. It doesn't get more personal than your physical form, and I think we all have some aspects deep down that we wish were different. I just remind myself when I feel bad, "Hey! At least I don't look like Tom Petty." And I feel better, although I wish I could sing a bit like him. I can talk like him, but usually it's only when I have really bad cold. Sometimes I'll say "Hi, I'm Tom Petty and nodding can penetrate dis stuffy nose. Oh, last dance wid Mary Jane, one more timbe to kill de pain..."

You know what, I'm really just fucking this up aren't I? Just... just forget I said anything. Boobs are good.

J · Post by J » 2003-01-13 10:29pm

Sonnenburg wrote:My wife has an interesting body chemistry: when she gains weight it goes straight to her boobs and hips, but almost nowhere else. So while she still has a 25" waist she's overflowing her 42 D bra.

That reminds me of a joke my BF once told me:

Q: How do you make a few pounds of fat look attractive?
A: Put a nipple on it

That guy....

Vertigo1 · Post by **Vertigo1** » 2003-01-14 02:03am

Zaia: Think of it this way. Your large breasts give your BF more to play with.

Don't be ashamed of em. I'm not the least bit ashamed of my 7-incher, so you shouldn't be ashamed of your ***'s. If you've got it, flaunt it.

Spanky The Dolphin · Post by **Spanky The Dolphin** » 2003-01-14 02:57am

Not very big, from what I know.

Like less then an inch, usually (I think)...

David · Post by **David** » 2003-01-14 07:16pm

Just so everyone knows I'm going to delete abut half this thread, anyone has problems pm me.

Ok thread reopened, please be nice. Snowman if you make anymore posts that force the screen to widen because you made the font size to big I wll delete it regardless of content.

Post by **The Yosemite Bear** » 2003-01-14 08:11pm

Zaia I am sorry they were being assholes.

I don't care, I respected your wishes, and you can always call on me for supprot.

Hell, I was raised to be sort of a knight errent anyways.

Thank you David for doing that, I don't know what's got into Ein lately he's been acting like that in BOTM, & as I said, I thought he needed Traquilizered and dropped off for a bit. (At least until he calms down)

XaLEv · Post by **XaLEv** » 2003-01-14 08:26pm

Zaia: I am sorry that this has happened. It is all my fault, and I apologize.

CmdrWilkens · Post by **CmdrWilkens** » 2003-01-14 11:30pm

Zaia: I supose I should apologize for focusing down on your desire to withold information. I feel responsible and am at least glad I missed most of what obviously went on here. Anyway again I apologize as from the thread's turn responsibility would seem to rest largely on my shoulders.

As to you Ando and Ewo I'm gonna run into you three one of these days if I can ever drag my lazy ass out of Columbia for anything other than a trip into the city.

Post by **weemadando** » 2003-01-15 12:06am

CmdrWilkens wrote:Zaia: I supose I should apologize for focusing down on your desire to withold information. I feel responsible and am at least glad I missed most of what obviously went on here. Anyway again I apologize as from the thread's turn responsibility would seem to rest largely on my shoulders.

As to you Ando and Ewo I'm gonna run into you three one of these days if I can ever drag my lazy ass out of Columbia for anything other than a trip into the city.

But I'm in Australia...