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Attack parrot head with Longsword of Logic.

Keep distance from parrot while cautiously attacking it

While the labradoodle tries to put out its fur, you attempt to back up, but the parrot grabs the Longsword of Logic in its beak.

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Release Wrathentine from pocket in direction of monster

The wraithentine attacks the monster, rapidly consuming it.

The wraithentine rapidly grows to the same size as the monster, and enters a stupor. It quickly grows a chrysalis.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton looks at you and says, "What the hell was that?!?"

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Retrieve Longsword of Logic

"That is my pet wraith intestine, and it would be wise to ensure it's safety in these dangerous parts. I suggest we set up camp for a while until we can find out how to move it about."

He looks at you oddly, "Understood, but be ready to use that wondrous sword on it if it turns out to be hostile."

You make camp for the night.

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Keep watch on Wrathentine. Beat heart. Regulate internal body temperature.

After many hours, a crack appears in the chrysalis.

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OOC: Its almost 1AM here, I'll have to get back to this tomorrow.

OOC: its 2:00 AM here and I'm still going. I must be a machine or something.

IC: Examine chrysalis, and wait.

Hump the chrysallis.

While you are opening you fly, the chrysalis breaks open, revealing your wraithentine's new form. It looks like a squat lizard, about the size of a horse, covered with feathers, with the head of an eagle.

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Still try to hump it.

Fail to hump it.

Rape the creature. Then rape Sir Quinton.

As you approach the creature, it buts you playfully with its head. It thinks you are its mother.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton says, "Let us continue our journey."

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Ride creature alongside Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton.

Where would you fuckers be if I hadn't the foresight to harvest this larvae abomination, eh? In the belly of a parrot, that's where!

Please give your new mount a name:

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WHORES

WHORES carries you to a clearing. There are three of the monsters you just fought sleeping in a group.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton says, "We should try to kill at least one before they awake. I'll take the one on the left, you take the one on the right.

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Attack the one in the middle with the Longsword of Logic, swinging for the dog head. If possible, direct WHORES to take the one on the left.

As Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton charges for the creature on the right, you direct WHORES to charge the left creature. As he approaches it, you leap off, and swing the Longsword of Logic at the neck of the labradoodle head. You sever it with a single blow. WHORES leaps onto the left creature, savagely mauling it with his claws.

Sir Quinton Pablo McHenry, Junior, the Third, of Riverton runs the labradoodle head of his creature through with his lance, and then chops off the parrot head with his longsword.

The parrot head of your creature has attacked you, not realizing that one of its necks is on fire.

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Attack flaming parrot head with Longsword of Logic

As you sever the parrot head, you notice the dragon head turning towards you and inhaling, as if to blow out a birthday cake.

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KISS DRAGON HEAD