Akkleptos wrote:This arrangement fails to consider how often men and women go to the bathroom in one day, what they do there (#1 or #2), how many males and females share the bathroom... Meaning the issue may not be as clean-cut for some households e. g. more women, more actions, for example.
Goddamnit, I already did that analysis. It's right there, first on page 2
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Akkleptos wrote:This arrangement fails to consider how often men and women go to the bathroom in one day, what they do there (#1 or #2), how many males and females share the bathroom... Meaning the issue may not be as clean-cut for some households e. g. more women, more actions, for example.
Goddamnit, I already did that analysis. It's right there, first on page 2
Oh, I see. Sorry.
In any case, I always keep the seat down, even when no girls are home, and clean stray droplets with TP, should there be any. I suppose I'm just nice like that.
Life in Commodore 64: 10 OPEN "EYES",1,1
20 GET UP$:IF UP$="" THEN 20
30 GOTO BATHROOM
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GENERATION 29
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Take it up with my representative:
Frankly, I think a two-cheek splash-down in Lake Toilet is precisely what any idiot deserves if he's too stupid to take a quick glance before sitting down. And don't give me this "it's too hard" or "I'm in too much of a hurry" bullshit. The average driver is supposed to check his blind spot before lane-changing, with a glance that lasts for less than 1 second. If you're capable of driving an automobile, you should be able to check the damned toilet seat, no matter how much of a hurry you're in.
Consider it an important teaching experience, not a faux pas on the part of the previous user.
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Darth Wong wrote:Frankly, I think a two-cheek splash-down in Lake Toilet is precisely what any idiot deserves if he's too stupid to take a quick glance before sitting down. And don't give me this "it's too hard" or "I'm in too much of a hurry" bullshit.
I gotta agree here, even when I'm drunk off my ass at 2 in the morning I can remember to put the toilet seat up so I don't piss on it by accident. Even when I have to run for the toilet with a case of diarrhea I can put the seat down before my ass goes down, even if it's 3am and I don't have my glasses on. It doesn't matter how sick, tired, or hungover I am, I can always spare the time to get the toilet seat in the right position.
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Say, do you want it to be a threesome with your wife? Or a foursome with your wife and sister-in-law? I'm up for either.
