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Posted: 2003-03-11 10:34am
by Admiral Valdemar
Zaia wrote:Durandal wrote:Zaia wrote:For me, morning shower = coffee.
It's how I wake up.
You too, huh?
Absolutely. It's a much more pleasant way to wake up than drinking nasty coffee, plus my hair is SO much easier to do when I shower in the morning. If I shower and then go to sleep, I wake up looking like Medusa.
NOT an attractive site. Way too hard to tame that way.
Somehow I don't think you shower in the morning for the same reasons, Durandal....
Dammit, I thought you showered
in coffee then! Maybe I need some caffeine right about now...
Posted: 2003-03-11 10:36am
by Zaia
Admiral Valdemar wrote:Dammit, I thought you showered in coffee then! Maybe I need some caffeine right about now...
*winces* Oww.... That would hurt.
Posted: 2003-03-11 10:37am
by Vympel
Zaia wrote:Durandal wrote:Zaia wrote:For me, morning shower = coffee.
It's how I wake up.
You too, huh?
Absolutely. It's a much more pleasant way to wake up than drinking nasty coffee, plus my hair is SO much easier to do when I shower in the morning. If I shower and then go to sleep, I wake up looking like Medusa.
NOT an attractive site. Way too hard to tame that way.
Somehow I don't think you shower in the morning for the same reasons, Durandal....
mmmmmmmmm ... Medusa ....
Posted: 2003-03-11 10:44am
by Zaia
Vympel wrote:mmmmmmmmm ... Medusa ....
LOL
Hey Vym, marry me, would ya?
Posted: 2003-03-11 10:46am
by Vympel
Zaia wrote:
LOL
Hey Vym, marry me, would ya?
I'd love to, except that seeing as how I have yet to know more than the passing romantic affections of a woman (and boy do I mean passing), a mickey mouse wedding straight off the bat would be- damaging?
(though I am doing immigration law this semester- there are other ways you could stay for a few years, I'm sure)
Posted: 2003-03-11 10:50am
by Zaia
Vympel wrote:Zaia wrote:LOL
Hey Vym, marry me, would ya?
I'd love to, except that seeing as how I have yet to know more than the passing romantic affections of a woman (and boy do I mean passing), a mickey mouse wedding straight off the bat would be- damaging?
(though I am doing immigration law this semester- there are other ways you could stay for a few years, I'm sure)
Le sigh... *walks off dejectedly over this rejection, ends up at the bathtub--turns on the water, slides shirt over head and then--*
Posted: 2003-03-11 10:50am
by Kuja
Zaia wrote:For me, morning shower = coffee.
It's how I wake up.
That doesn't work for me. Hot water always makes me want to go to sleep, which is why I shower at night. For morning showers, I have to use lukewarm/cold water, or I end up back in bed.
Posted: 2003-03-11 11:38am
by Admiral Valdemar
*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Posted: 2003-03-11 12:00pm
by Zaia
Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.
Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*
Posted: 2003-03-11 12:53pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Zaia wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.
Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*
Yay?
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:00pm
by Durandal
Zaia wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.
Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*
And Sympathy-Sex Man leaps into action!
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:02pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Durandal wrote:Zaia wrote:Admiral Valdemar wrote:*Mutters something about not being asked to marry Zaia and stumbles off*
Hey, when I find a guy who thinks Medusa-hair is yummy, I'm going for him. Helps that he's an Aussie too, of course.
Sorry, AV. If it makes you feel better, he turned me down. *breaks down into hysterical sobbing*
And Sympathy-Sex Man leaps into action!
Not so fast, buddy. That's mah job!
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:08pm
by Durandal
Bullshit, Shoulder-to-Cry-On Boy. You stand by and get sexually frustrated while I work my mojo. Now go back to the Condom Cave!
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:09pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Durandal wrote:Bullshit, Shoulder-to-Cry-On Boy. You stand by and get sexually frustrated while I work my mojo. Now go back to the Condom Cave!
Don't make me... get...
angrier at you!
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:12pm
by Durandal
Idle threats. Off to the Condom Cave with you!
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:14pm
by Admiral Valdemar
I'll be back!
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:26pm
by Durandal
<dramatically>
And I'll be waiting.
</dramatically>
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:31pm
by salm
Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:34pm
by Admiral Valdemar
Durandal wrote:<dramatically>
And I'll be waiting.
</dramatically>
Dammit, why'd it double post on such a serious note.
Posted: 2003-03-11 02:40pm
by Durandal
salm wrote:Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?
Get a bigger tub.
Posted: 2003-03-11 05:57pm
by salm
Durandal wrote:salm wrote:Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?
Get a bigger tub.
yay!
Posted: 2003-03-11 06:21pm
by His Divine Shadow
aerius wrote:If it's taking you 15 minutes to take a shower you're doing something wrong, either that or you're having too much fun.
Heck it can take me 30 minutes simply because I forget the time, especially in the mornings, when I just stand there in a foggy daze letting hot water rince over me.
Posted: 2003-03-11 06:23pm
by Zoink
His Divine Shadow wrote:
Heck it can take me 30 minutes simply because I forget the time, especially in the mornings, when I just stand there in a foggy daze letting hot water rince over me.
Hey, you do that too?
Posted: 2003-03-11 06:26pm
by Darth Wong
salm wrote:Darth Wong wrote:Showers make you feel cleaner. Baths are good for certain sexual activities, however.
i find sex in the tub most unpleasant. it´s too small, it´s too hard. it hurts knees and ellbows. do you have any recomendable technique?
Woman on top, with the water moderately deep so that you can lie back and she can grip the sides of the bathtub for support. You should be able to finger her ass in this position while she grinds on you. Mind you, it helps to have a slightly oversized tub.
Posted: 2003-03-11 06:27pm
by His Divine Shadow
Zoink wrote:His Divine Shadow wrote:
Heck it can take me 30 minutes simply because I forget the time, especially in the mornings, when I just stand there in a foggy daze letting hot water rince over me.
Hey, you do that too?
No, not really, I lied.