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causing a short in the syrtem by literally pissing on it

"Um...is that such a good idea, considering that we're actually ON the ship you're screwing with?"

Suuuure it will confuse the bastards after us "he finishes up as a series of sparks and shorts race along the odn network

n the bridge the security officer trying to cooordinaye the capture of the intruders yelps in shock as the screen and other systems start shortuing out


"Besides I needed to go and I`m still a bit hung over from last nightt"

OOC: Really didn't need to know that Tyler. Anyway, time for more Neelix torture.

IC: Mike was royally pissed.

First this little bitch did over his fighter, and now he had the guts to lie about it.

"At least you won't spread your filth by breeding," he sneered as Neelix was viciously castrated by a shotgun shell.

"Now," he snarled, "what the fuck did you rip up my fighter for? Tell me or you will be given to Gouf and Tyler."

To add emphasis to the threat, Gouf extended his heat rod and let a few bolts of electricity to shoot down it.


That was when thay all heard the muffled sound of the explosion.

*quickly finishes and turns around " Now then looks like Mike has a new playmate"

Tyler quickly runs over "Mike you are doing thiss all wrong first you force him to listen to Polka music then you remove body parts

"Right. Thanks for the tip. But I thought maybe Beowulf could hack into the system and play their ultimate weapon. I think its called 'Janeway porn' ."

Mike plugged his fibre-optic link into another console and started working on it.

Gouf poked his head around the corner and saw the Hunter crashing its way towards them. Gouf thrust his left arm out and fired his finger vulcans, but the bullets did nothing bu bounce off the thing's armor.

Gouf ran back to where Mike was stomping on Neelix. "Uh, guys? I recommend we clear out of here!"

Captain tycho wrote:

Typhonis 1 wrote:Star Trek We screw with Voyager

Yep, just dump a badass Sith Lord onto Lameway's lap, and watch the blood flow.

Or, since it's a "fucked up" story, something else could flow...

OOC: Too bad Lameway's been vaporised by a Hunter,

IC: "Just give me a minute to set the Janeway porn running on the Covenant battle-net and we're done."

This violates pretty much every article in the Geneva convention, he thought, but what the hell.

Um guys he is coming closer.....yeah that will work *pulls some ballons out and a small can starts filling them*

Gouf ducked around the corner and fired another burst before ducking back. "Mike, whatever you're gonna do, do it fast, cuz your friend is mighty pissed off. You got twenty seconds until he stomps he way over here."

Hands Gouf one of the heavy ballons "throw one of these at him should be fun"

Gouf grabbed the object and tossed it down the corridor. "FIRE IN THE HOLE!" he shouted and ducked back down, bracing for the explosion.






All he heard was a wet splat.


Peeking back around, he saw a big, shiny, wet spot on the front of the Hunter. The machine appeared confused. Gouf turned and speared Tyler with a glare. "You handed me a water balloon?"

Hell no aim for the body *Tyler threw one hitting the Hunter a cler liquid ran down its side.it started wiping it off*

Gouf grabbed another of the balloons, hauled off, and chucked it right into the Hunter's face.

"Look, Tyler, this is fun and all, but are we actually accomplishing anything?"

Sure who said these were water ballons thats GLUE in them

"Glue?" Gouf looked at the balloon he'd picked up. "Well, why didn't you say so before?" Rather than tossing the ballon, he rolled it down the corridor. His timing was perfect as the Hunter took a step and stomped onto the balloon, glueing itself to the floor.

Gouf laughed. "Good idea, Tyler!"

*Tyler tossed one last one hitting the hunter in the head* Now whren the shit trully hardens he`ll be blind as a.....well he`ll have trouble seeing at least

"Got it. We'd better run, cause this is gonna seriously piss the thing off if it doesn't kill it."

"OK, let's try Engineering. That's usually the most well-protected place on a ship after the bridge, though with these nutballs, I wouldn't count on it."

"Yeah, lets go."

"What the hell?!" Gouf said. "THIS is their power core?! The thing looks like a big blue...thing!"

Gouf walked over and rested his palm on the warp core. Instantly, alarms started blaring, and an automated vocie said "Warp core breach in progress, all personnel, evacuate." Startled, Gouf pulled away, and the alarms stopped.

Gouf scratched his head, then realized what had happned. "You've gotta be fucking kidding me!"

you`re telling me what they hell did they do to design....is it me or does it look like you could grate cocnut on that womans forehead? *Tyler points at Belanna*

"Looks kind of like an uber-Barbara Streisand." Gouf turned to see a cyborg man with abnormally pale skin slowly striding out of a darkened corridor. "Hey, check that guy out."