Posted: 2003-05-12 04:53pm
Daltonnator.net?!?! Hell this HAS to win GSDA this year for funniest fic.Singular Quartet wrote:It had better.verilon wrote:[grins] This is getting put on Daltonator.net, right, Iggy?
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How Stravo Got His Groove Back
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Posted: 2003-05-12 05:16pm
We shall see.
But there was no me in this chapter. I demand to crash the restaurant!
But there was no me in this chapter. I demand to crash the restaurant!
Posted: 2003-05-12 08:14pm
LOL, this is a good chapter Iggy. I too am curious who this woman is. Kelly, Zaia? And also, is Dalton still lost?
When do I get to Hadoken something, preferably something in the lines of...oh, a few MIB agents perhaps?
When do I get to Hadoken something, preferably something in the lines of...oh, a few MIB agents perhaps?
Posted: 2003-05-12 10:10pm
Wow, that's one way to churn out a new chapter.
Posted: 2003-05-13 12:40am
Oh, you'll be crashing a lot more than the restaurant.Dalton wrote:But there was no me in this chapter. I demand to crash the restaurant!
You'll see.LOL, this is a good chapter Iggy. I too am curious who this woman is. Kelly, Zaia? And also, is Dalton still lost?
When do I get to Hadoken something, preferably something in the lines of...oh, a few MIB agents perhaps?
I think I'll respond to this with a quote I heard once:Wow, that's one way to churn out a new chapter.
"The weaker sex is really the stronger sex because of the power the weaker sex has over the stronger sex."
Posted: 2003-05-13 01:10pm
PART 6: Poor Kuja
*fade in: STRAVO'S apartment, several hours later. CYRAN sits on the couch, flipping through TV channels. KUJA paces back and forth, muttering to himself. Running water is heard in the background*
CYRAN: Look, the worst that can happen is that she kills you.
*KUJA turns to glare at him*
KUJA: The next time you get one of your bright ideas, keep it to yourself.
*CYRAN shrugs and goes back to watching TV. KUJA resumes pacing. Several minutes pass before the doorbell rings. CYRAN leaps from his spot on the couch and hides behind the arm*
CYRAN: Answer it. I'll back you up.
KUJA: I hate you.
*KUJA slowly creeps over to the door, looks through the peephole, and turns the handle. He shuts his eyes, takes a deep breath, and yanks open the door*
KUJA: I SURRENDER IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
*ZAIA enters, rolling her eyes*
ZAIA: Well, aren't you the brave one?
*CYRAN pops out from his hiding spot*
CYRAN: Hi, Z! I didn't blow up your wall, so will you be nice to me?
*KUJA makes a strangled noise and falls to the floor*
ZAIA: Hey baby, long time no see! *she hugs him* Of course I'll be nice to you. I'm always nice.
*KUJA coughs*
ZAIA: Oh yes, you. That reminds me, there's one thing I want to clear up.
CYRAN: Uh oh.
*CYRAN ducks back behind the couch as ZAIA sprouts metal claws a la Lady Deathstrike. She then turns to face KUJA*
KUJA: Mommy.
*ZAIA launches herself at KUJA and both disappear in a massive, whirling cloud of smoke. Screams are heard, as well as catlike yowls. When the smoke finally clears, ZAIA is standing with her back to KUJA, who promptly falls to the ground. ZAIA retracts her claws and brushes some dust off her shoulders*
ZAIA: Well, that should just about cover the wall.
*CYRAN dashes over to KUJA*
CYRAN: Are you OK?
KUJA: *strained* Oh, the pain. Oh the incredible, indescribable, unbearable...pain!
ZAIA: So, where's Strav?
STRAVO: Coming!
*STRAVO walks in from the bedroom*
STRAVO: Hey, Zaia.
ZAIA: Hey! How've you been?
KUJA: ...bleeding to death...
STRAVO: Pretty good. I finally got my chapter finished.
ZAIA: Even with these two bugging you?
CYRAN: *jumping up* Hey, he wouldn't have finished it if it weren't for us!
KUJA: ...can't feel legs...
STRAVO: Well, they haven't been too much trouble, actually.
ZAIA: Oh, is that right?
CYRAN: Yeah, we bought him lunch! Well, kind of.
KUJA: ...eyesight fading...
ZAIA: Kind of?
STRAVO: Let's not dwell on the particulars.
CYRAN: Anyway, what's our plan for this evening?
KUJA: ...right lung collapsing...
STRAVO: I think we can walk. I checked the address and it's actually not too far.
ZAIA: Sounds good to me.
CYRAN: Cool. Kuja and I can tail you and watch out for troublemakers. Right, Kuja?
KUJA: ...so cold...so very cold...
ZAIA: Watch out for troublemakers? You and Kuja cause enough trouble all by yourselves!
STRAVO: She has a point.
CYRAN: Yeah, but at least we're the lovable troublemakers! Right, Kuja?
KUJA: ...I feel like I'm flying...
ZAIA: Well, I guess you have a point.
STRAVO: And if we walk, we might find out what happened to Rob.
ZAIA AND CYRAN: What?
KUJA: ...I see a white light...
STRAVO: Uh, I called Rob earlier, but he got lost. Maybe we'll spot him.
CYRAN: Oh, sure thing.
ZAIA: OK, let's go!
KUJA: ...no, make it flames. I see flames...
*fade out*
*fade in: STRAVO'S apartment, several hours later. CYRAN sits on the couch, flipping through TV channels. KUJA paces back and forth, muttering to himself. Running water is heard in the background*
CYRAN: Look, the worst that can happen is that she kills you.
*KUJA turns to glare at him*
KUJA: The next time you get one of your bright ideas, keep it to yourself.
*CYRAN shrugs and goes back to watching TV. KUJA resumes pacing. Several minutes pass before the doorbell rings. CYRAN leaps from his spot on the couch and hides behind the arm*
CYRAN: Answer it. I'll back you up.
KUJA: I hate you.
*KUJA slowly creeps over to the door, looks through the peephole, and turns the handle. He shuts his eyes, takes a deep breath, and yanks open the door*
KUJA: I SURRENDER IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
*ZAIA enters, rolling her eyes*
ZAIA: Well, aren't you the brave one?
*CYRAN pops out from his hiding spot*
CYRAN: Hi, Z! I didn't blow up your wall, so will you be nice to me?
*KUJA makes a strangled noise and falls to the floor*
ZAIA: Hey baby, long time no see! *she hugs him* Of course I'll be nice to you. I'm always nice.
*KUJA coughs*
ZAIA: Oh yes, you. That reminds me, there's one thing I want to clear up.
CYRAN: Uh oh.
*CYRAN ducks back behind the couch as ZAIA sprouts metal claws a la Lady Deathstrike. She then turns to face KUJA*
KUJA: Mommy.
*ZAIA launches herself at KUJA and both disappear in a massive, whirling cloud of smoke. Screams are heard, as well as catlike yowls. When the smoke finally clears, ZAIA is standing with her back to KUJA, who promptly falls to the ground. ZAIA retracts her claws and brushes some dust off her shoulders*
ZAIA: Well, that should just about cover the wall.
*CYRAN dashes over to KUJA*
CYRAN: Are you OK?
KUJA: *strained* Oh, the pain. Oh the incredible, indescribable, unbearable...pain!
ZAIA: So, where's Strav?
STRAVO: Coming!
*STRAVO walks in from the bedroom*
STRAVO: Hey, Zaia.
ZAIA: Hey! How've you been?
KUJA: ...bleeding to death...
STRAVO: Pretty good. I finally got my chapter finished.
ZAIA: Even with these two bugging you?
CYRAN: *jumping up* Hey, he wouldn't have finished it if it weren't for us!
KUJA: ...can't feel legs...
STRAVO: Well, they haven't been too much trouble, actually.
ZAIA: Oh, is that right?
CYRAN: Yeah, we bought him lunch! Well, kind of.
KUJA: ...eyesight fading...
ZAIA: Kind of?
STRAVO: Let's not dwell on the particulars.
CYRAN: Anyway, what's our plan for this evening?
KUJA: ...right lung collapsing...
STRAVO: I think we can walk. I checked the address and it's actually not too far.
ZAIA: Sounds good to me.
CYRAN: Cool. Kuja and I can tail you and watch out for troublemakers. Right, Kuja?
KUJA: ...so cold...so very cold...
ZAIA: Watch out for troublemakers? You and Kuja cause enough trouble all by yourselves!
STRAVO: She has a point.
CYRAN: Yeah, but at least we're the lovable troublemakers! Right, Kuja?
KUJA: ...I feel like I'm flying...
ZAIA: Well, I guess you have a point.
STRAVO: And if we walk, we might find out what happened to Rob.
ZAIA AND CYRAN: What?
KUJA: ...I see a white light...
STRAVO: Uh, I called Rob earlier, but he got lost. Maybe we'll spot him.
CYRAN: Oh, sure thing.
ZAIA: OK, let's go!
KUJA: ...no, make it flames. I see flames...
*fade out*
Posted: 2003-05-13 01:18pm
LMAO!!! 
Good chap, Iggy!! (FIRST POST +1!!! 
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Good chap, Iggy!! (FIRST POST +1!!! )Posted: 2003-05-13 01:20pm
I kept waiting for everyone to turn to Iggy and go "SHUT UP!" *hehehe*
I see ver beat me this once.
I see ver beat me this once.
Posted: 2003-05-13 01:20pm
Kelly Antilles wrote:I kept waiting for everyone to turn to Iggy and go "SHUT UP!" *hehehe*
I see ver beat me this once.
It was only cos I happened to be in the Fanfic forum at the time. Also, got a new poem up.Posted: 2003-05-13 01:34pm
By far best bit in this one is Iggy slowly dying, I laughed out loud at work reading that.
Zaia...COOL...I have a thing for school teachers.
Zaia...COOL...I have a thing for school teachers.
Posted: 2003-05-13 01:58pm
*mutter, grumble*
Posted: 2003-05-13 02:07pm
Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.Dalton wrote:*mutter, grumble*
Posted: 2003-05-13 02:12pm
Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.IG-88E wrote:Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.Dalton wrote:*mutter, grumble*
Posted: 2003-05-13 02:17pm
LMFAO!Stravo wrote:Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.IG-88E wrote: Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.
Sig time!
Posted: 2003-05-13 02:19pm
Well, I, for one, am glad he didn't typo and say "Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is god."IG-88E wrote:LMFAO!Stravo wrote:Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.IG-88E wrote: Trust me Rob, it'll be worth the wait.
Sig time!
:PPosted: 2003-05-13 02:21pm
Sig time? That needs to be fucking FUQ'd!!!IG-88E wrote:LMFAO!Stravo wrote: Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is good.
Sig time!
Posted: 2003-05-13 02:24pm
Close enough.verilon wrote: Well, I, for one, am glad he didn't typo and say "Trust in the Iggy, the Iggy is god."
Posted: 2003-05-13 03:21pm
Yay, now we've got Zaia to add to all the chaos and horror.
Loved the Iggy dying scene, that was perfectly 8-Bit style.
Hehehe.
Loved the Iggy dying scene, that was perfectly 8-Bit style.
CYRAN: Answer it. I'll back you up.
IGGY: I hate you.
*IGGY slowly creeps over to the door, looks through the peephole, and turns the handle. He shuts his eyes, takes a deep breath, and yanks open the door*
IGGY: I SURRENDER IT WAS ONLY AN ACCIDENT I DIDN'T MEAN IT PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!
Hehehe.
Posted: 2003-05-13 04:09pm
This is really funny. Good work.
Posted: 2003-05-13 05:36pm
Captain_Cyran wrote:Yay, now we've got Zaia to add to all the chaos and horror.
Loved the Iggy dying scene, that was perfectly 8-Bit style.
Most certianly.
Posted: 2003-05-13 05:39pm
OMFG, TOO FUNNNNNNNNNNNNY!!!!
Ow, my pancreas hurts. Too much joviality.
Oh, and Strav, I like this:
I like this muy mucho.
Ow, my pancreas hurts. Too much joviality.
Oh, and Strav, I like this:
Zaia...COOL...I have a thing for school teachers.
I like this muy mucho.
Posted: 2003-05-13 10:49pm
"...no, I see flames. Make it flames..."
Hehe.
Zaia scares me.
Hehe.
Zaia scares me.
Posted: 2003-05-14 02:29am
Darth Yoshi wrote:"...no, I see flames. Make it flames..."
Hehe.
Zaia scares me.
Posted: 2003-05-14 09:49am
Come on, who wouldn't be? I mean, she did horrible things to a black mage! I know plenty of people who would be very afraid of someone who could do that!verilon wrote:Darth Yoshi wrote:"...no, I see flames. Make it flames..."
Hehe.
Zaia scares me.
Namely, me...
Posted: 2003-05-14 10:53am
Piff.... those of us that act like White Mage are not scared by other White Mages. Especially when a Black Mage is our true nature.