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Ghost Rider wrote:
2000AD wrote:And where's the Rat?
People born in the Year of the Rat are noted for their charm and attraction for the opposite sex. They work hard to achieve their goals, acquire possessions, and are likely to be perfectionists. They are basically thrifty with money. Rat people are easily angered and love to gossip. Their ambitions are big, and they are usually very successful. They are most compatible with people born in the years of the Dragon, Monkey, and Ox.

Sounds just like what you said it said about money, 2000AD. I don't think you were wrong. :D
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Chinese Zodiac: Rooster

I will add that when I had my full astrological chart done (which is specific down to the minute you were born, also taking the lat/long coords of your birthplace into account), I was truly amazed at how specific it was and how accurately it matched my personality, ie things written in a book, not interpretations by the astrologer (who is a close friend of mine. We've had to agree to disagree on many things; we're too good of friends to let philisophical differences come between us).

I can't think of any logical, rational reason for this to be, but it was truly incredible how accurate it was.

Reminds me of a Shakespeare quote, one of my favorites (paraphrased):

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Such horseshit.
I fit 3/4 of EVERY list, for ALL signs.As they are intentionaly written so broadly and vague, they fit everyone with a pulse.
This thread should be tittled:

Do otherwise sensable and rational people stubbornly cling to obvious superstitious nonsence, when it suits their fancy.

This is in a forum that routinely calls people of faith wrong/foolish/self deluded.

Sauce for the goose.

To the extent you are angry at me, is the extent you cherish this particular sacred cow.
My opinion of the defenders of such crap is less than fundies.(in THIS case)
You all should be ashamed of your gullibility. You rejected god, but astrology you accept.
And you cop an attitude just as big as the fundies, when the stupidity of your position is exposed. HIPPOPOTOMOUSCRITS. (bigger than the usual hypocrit)

Perhaps you should start a thread about the way to truth is faith.
Then you can bitch about your mockers not being "in the spirit of this post."
Hmmmmmm.

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Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:Such horseshit.
I fit 3/4 of EVERY list, for ALL signs.As they are intentionaly written so broadly and vague, they fit everyone with a pulse.
This thread should be tittled:

Do otherwise sensable and rational people stubbornly cling to obvious superstitious nonsence, when it suits their fancy.

This is in a forum that routinely calls people of faith wrong/foolish/self deluded.

Sauce for the goose.

To the extent you are angry at me, is the extent you cherish this particular sacred cow.
My opinion of the defenders of such crap is less than fundies.(in THIS case)
You all should be ashamed of your gullibility. You rejected god, but astrology you accept.
And you cop an attitude just as big as the fundies, when the stupidity of your position is exposed. HIPPOPOTOMOUSCRITS. (bigger than the usual hypocrit)

Perhaps you should start a thread about the way to truth is faith.
Then you can bitch about your mockers not being "in the spirit of this post."
Have you lost your Lucky Charms? I don't see them exactly embracing astrology.
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Hamel wrote:
Emperor Chrostas the Crue wrote:<snip>
Have you lost your Lucky Charms? I don't see them exactly embracing astrology.
Thanks, Hamel. Obviously Chrostas didn't actually read my posts, since I explicitly said that I posted all those lists to see how accurate they were for the people of this board, NOT because I said I thought astrology was God or anything. Jesus fucking Christ, Chrostas, read the fucking thread before attacking people like that.
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Yep, im definitely cancer. Egotistical, manipulative, overprotective, sounds about right.
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First of all, of course I was truthful in my answers. Anybody can try the same thing, unless you're too afraid to test the superstition.

I was born on the 27th of June, 1984. Maybe I'm a cusp or something so that makes me not share traits with Cancer, but instead all the other signs. I don't know. But it sounds like a coverup to me.
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Robert Treder wrote:I was born on the 27th of June, 1984. Maybe I'm a cusp or something so that makes me not share traits with Cancer, but instead all the other signs. I don't know. But it sounds like a coverup to me.
Good grief, I'm only a few days off from you...
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Crayz9000 wrote:Good grief, I'm only a few days off from you...
Not that that's a bad thing :P
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I am a tiger. I also remember reading that there were 6 elements to be factored in as well, which repeat themselves every 72 years. Unfortunately I forget what they were. However, I do remember that my element is fire. Whee, fire is cool.
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Meh. Those lists are so scattershot and general anybody could fit in any of them. For the record, Taurus was probably about 80% accuate for me, but I could pick out plenty of traits for me in the others.

I have had someone do the "full astrological readout" for me, and the result was pretty much the same. About 80% accurate, using traits so broad they could be applied to anyone with about the same chance of success. The converse of that is the traits that were wrong were also extremely broad traits that any reasonable prediction system should have seen wouldn't apply to me ("greedy" and "luxury loving" from this list, for example).

Also, I've NEVER seen any chart or prediction that notes that I'm left handed or nearsighted, even though with information like the time and place of my birth (down to longitude and latitude) the system is supposed to be able to predict non-obvious aspects of my physiology like what parts of my body are most prone to infection or injury (and it got those parts wrong--groin and throat, neither of which I've had any particular problems with--and totally missed stomach and head, which considering I've got gastritis, acid reflux, and bad sinuses, should also have been obvious).

Conclusion: in my opinion, the stars don't give a shit.

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Darth Gojira wrote:What are you guys in the Chinese Zodiac? I'm a dragon meself.
Your not the only one... :twisted:

Aquarius Dragon with a cusp in Capricorn and a year cusp in Snake...
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