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Posted: 2003-06-01 02:48pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
Darksider wrote::::::: Infamus anti-bullshit shields lower the gridfire rifles to the power levels of a standard weapon before they hit, they do minimal damage:::
:::: uber-warriors combine their fire to overwhelm the Gnomium armor and kill the space marines, dozens fall dead:::
::::: goes flying back into a wall from the lessned gridfire, heals self with force and jumps back at DGG, swinging Lightsaber:::
*the space marines self-regenerating armor (ala T2) heals before the damage becomes irrepairable*
*they combine their missiles for a 2 dozen bomb attack, raining R/UR death unto DSider's thugs*
*parrys blade, jumping back as he does so, diving under wreckage and away from the battle itself*
Posted: 2003-06-01 02:48pm
by Typhonis 1
*monitors the blast from RML and curses*Rats only a directed flow.....oh well
Posted: 2003-06-01 02:49pm
by NecronLord
Necronlord growls as the shriukens stab into his necrodermis and explode, deforming his shape for a minute, a la terminator, he falls to the ground, as DGG bounds towards him blade held high, he reforms and snaps the staff into place to block the gnome's blade and stabs out towards the gnome's groin with the sword.
Posted: 2003-06-01 02:50pm
by Typhonis 1
OK you apes we go with plan B * tanks hum through the portals arriving at the arena ,they spread out in formation*
Posted: 2003-06-01 02:55pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
NecronLord wrote:Necronlord growls as the shriukens stab into his necrodermis and explode, deforming his shape for a minute, a la terminator, he falls to the ground, as DGG bounds towards him blade held high, he reforms and snaps the staff into place to block the gnome's blade and stabs out towards the gnome's groin with the sword.
*eyes bulge out as he spots Necron's staff and he leaps onto the staff itself in horror, sighing lightly at the security fo the family jewels, before leaping into the air and coming down on the stricken Necron with a driving fury*
Posted: 2003-06-01 02:56pm
by NecronLord
NecronLord curses as he misses DGG's genitals, pirroetting and blocking the engrged gnome's blows with the staff, while occasionally stabbing at DGG's groin again, infuriating him further...
Posted: 2003-06-01 02:59pm
by Captain Cyran
*Looks over as the tanks now show up.* This is getting big...might be a bit ugly...
*Cyran pulls out his multi-galactic range cellphone.* Yeah, I might need the shrikes, get them ready just in case.
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:01pm
by Darksider
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Darksider wrote::::::: Infamus anti-bullshit shields lower the gridfire rifles to the power levels of a standard weapon before they hit, they do minimal damage:::
:::: uber-warriors combine their fire to overwhelm the Gnomium armor and kill the space marines, dozens fall dead:::
::::: goes flying back into a wall from the lessned gridfire, heals self with force and jumps back at DGG, swinging Lightsaber:::
*the space marines self-regenerating armor (ala T2) heals before the damage becomes irrepairable*
*they combine their missiles for a 2 dozen bomb attack, raining R/UR death unto DSider's thugs*
*parrys blade, jumping back as he does so, diving under wreckage and away from the battle itself*
::::::: Uber-warriors load anti-bullshit rounds into their guns and blast through the armor, hitting the soft chewy Gnomes in the center:::
:::::: Starts chasing after DGG::::
Come back here.
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:02pm
by NecronLord
"Apologies" says NecronLord, but
DGG wrote:*parrys blade, jumping back as he does so, diving under wreckage and away from the battle itself*
However I have edited the above now...
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:03pm
by Typhonis 1
*the turrets turn and begin projecting 1000 meter tall images of ...a scantily clad Cat girl doing a strip tease*
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:03pm
by Darth Garden Gnome
NecronLord wrote:NecronLord curses as he misses DGG's genitals, pirroetting and blocking the engrged gnome's blows with the staff, while occasionally stabbing at DGG's groin again, infuriating him further...
Not cool man! Where's your sense of decency?!
*parrys the furious storm of attacks, ducking, jumping, sommersaulting and otherwise just trying not to get hit...well...you know where*
Phew! *wipes sweat off forehead* This is hard work! I think I'm gonna go take a break. Get some lunch maybe. Catch ya'll in a few. But don't worry Necron, I'll be back.
*whisks away into the night*
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:03pm
by Darksider
Typhonis 1 wrote:OK you apes we go with plan B * tanks hum through the portals arriving at the arena ,they spread out in formation*
::::: large pods crash into the battleground, releasing uber-tanks and more uber-warriors, which hammer the Gnome formations with ultra-heavy firepower::::
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:07pm
by Captain Cyran
*Watches the catgirl, unimpressed as he has his own army of catgirls. The army he has with him is equally unimpressed and begins firing their heavy weapons against the tanks as they spread out into attack formations once again, taking care to strike at their long range tanks first.*
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:07pm
by NecronLord
Darth Garden Gnome wrote:Not cool man! Where's your sense of decency?!
"What's decency?"
*parrys the furious storm of attacks, ducking, jumping, sommersaulting and otherwise just trying not to get hit...well...you know where*
Phew! *wipes sweat off forehead* This is hard work! I think I'm gonna go take a break. Get some lunch maybe. Catch ya'll in a few. But don't worry Necron, I'll be back.
*whisks away into the night*
Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:08pm
by Darksider
Typhonis 1 wrote:*the turrets turn and begin projecting 1000 meter tall images of ...a scantily clad Cat girl doing a strip tease*
:::::: Uber-warriors focus on the Gnomes and continue firing, they will stare at the catgirl after the battle is won:::
::::: the gnome formations suffer heavy casualties::::
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:10pm
by Darksider
NecronLord wrote:
Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."
::::: brushes self off and looks at necronlord:::::
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:13pm
by NecronLord
Darksider wrote:NecronLord wrote:
Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."
::::: brushes self off and looks at necronlord:::::
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:14pm
by Captain Cyran
NecronLord wrote:Waits, occasionally stabbing the air with his sword while saying "choppy choppy, free vesectomies..."
*Cyran looks at NecronLord, then sees his units begin to attack.* 
D'oh! Troops, cease fire! Cease fire!
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:14pm
by Typhonis 1
*the catgirls morph to Janeway*
Nothing ike crushing a foes sprits
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:17pm
by Darksider
Typhonis 1 wrote:*the catgirls morph to Janeway*
Nothing ike crushing a foes sprits
::::: The uber-warriors become enraged and intensify their assault, slaughtering all in their path:::
:::: Runs at the Gnomes front lines, lightsaber held in an attack position::::
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:17pm
by NecronLord
Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Cyran looks at NecronLord, then sees his units begin to attack.*
"Attack me?"
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:19pm
by Captain Cyran
Typhonis 1 wrote:*the catgirls morph to Janeway*
Nothing ike crushing a foes sprits
*Looks away from the Janeway porn, shaking his head. As a Black Mage he is unaffected by petty things like nude Janeways. His troops, unfortuantely are not Black Mages, but that's what the super-goggles are for.*
I have seen things that make Janeway porn look tame...you're attempts are useless.
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:20pm
by Captain Cyran
NecronLord wrote:Captain_Cyran wrote:
*Cyran looks at NecronLord, then sees his units begin to attack.*
"Attack me?"
No no, Typhonis.
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:22pm
by Darksider
::::: Contacts Cyran over comm::::
I recommend we use our forces in a standard pincer movement so that we can :::::Pauses to cleave a Gnome in two::: surround Typhonis and :::: Pauses againd and chops a Gnome's head off::::
destroy him
Posted: 2003-06-01 03:23pm
by NecronLord
Captain_Cyran wrote:No no, Typhonis.
Why?