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[Darksider]

Darksider: Have the gnomes sent a reply to my proposal yet?

Comms officer: No my lord.

Bah, fist fights always degenerate into boring *I get up and hit you* *okay, I get back up and hit you!*

I had to bring in a deus ex machina (a xenomorph nest, if you remember) to break it up last time.

Yes
:::::pulls a drop of Xeno saliva out of hair with an armored glove:::

alright

::::: The fleet re-activates the singularity shielding and resumes pounding the orange star::::

[Captain Cyran]

*as if on cue, a tiny mini-Gnome crawls out of the barrel of Cyran's gun, holding several shredded wires and smashed pieces of machinery clenched between his teeth; Cyran's gun clatters uselessly to the floor*

MINI-GNOME: We sure don't! *SQUISHED!*

ME: Okay...and we're rolling, we're rolling...we need more ankle-biters in here...thank you.

*the Class Act continues to pour more reinforcements into the damaged holodeck, overwhelming the woefully underprepared mages*

Whistle while we work...doot doot doot doot doot. *Cyran spreads out his arms and continual blasts of destruction until the room is filled with destructive power, vaporizing any ankle-biters who enter the room. Cyran grabs Kuja and teleports out just as his forcfield fails under the power of the constant power. No will realize they are gone until the enrgy dies out...which should be in a few hours.*

[Darksider]

::::: The third assault group hammers the gnome ship with heavy weapons fire::::

[Darth Garden Gnome]

Cyran grabs Kuja and teleports out just as his forcfield fails under the power of the constant power. No will realize they are gone until the enrgy dies out...which should be in a few hours.*

*unfortunately Cyran's blind leap into teleportation sends puts him directly in the middle of the Orange Star fleet engagement; where energies of which the likes would incinerate a lowly mage such as Cyran are thrown about casually*

CAPT. TYCHO: Watch your six there Porkins. Looks like we have some guests joining us this afternoon. Set your deflectors: double-front. We're goin' in!

[Darksider]

:::::: Bridge of the Gnome Ripper ::::::::

::::: A black mage shaped object slams into the bridge viewport::::


Darksider: What the hell?????

:::::Turns to tactical officer::::

Darksider: Are there any other Gnome ships present besides the orange star???

Tac officer: No sir

Darksider: That's strange...... MOVE THE FLEET AWAY FROM THE ORANG STAR NOW

::::: the entire fleet pulls an about-face and starts moving away from the orange star:::::

[Captain Cyran]

*Grumbles, his personal shield finally coming up to full power, shrugging off any blasts that come his way.* Stupid big ships...always getting in my way.

*Cyran pulls out his multi-galactic range cellphone.* Yep, bring in the forces. And I'm gonna need another 'Trusty High-Powered Rifle'.

*Within moments a fleet of Uber-Planetoids appear and take position around Cyran and Kuja as they are put on board.* Thanks Gnomey, good to know you're still with us. I'm gonna need some BlackMage Armor and my 'Trusty Super-High-Powered Rifle' I'm going Gnome hunting.

*Within a minute, most of the Uber-Planetoid fleet leaves the area, leacing only Dahak and a single spec, which is Cyran, carrying his new rifle.*

[Darth Garden Gnome]

<snip>

ONE MOMENT PLEASE... *elevator music...*

Elsewhere....

ME: Where did I put it? What have I done with it? I put it in a place I was sure to find it; so why can't I find it! *searches CD slot* Oh, for fucks sake Mitth: you can use my BattleMusic CD whenever you want, as long as you put it back in the fucking case!!!!

THANK YOU FOR YOUR PATIENCE *elevator music ceases*

ME(over loudspeaker): Uh, sorry, I couldn't find my BattleMusic CD. I got it now, don't worry; we'll be at each others' throats in a minute. *pops in CD*

NOW PLAYING.....Hell March... *Hell March begins to blare over the InterGalactic Sound System*

ME: Excellent! Let the killing commence!

[Darksider]

:::::::: Gnome Ripper Bridge::::


Darksider: Comms officer?

Comms officer: Yes sir?

Darksider: contact Cyran tell him there's an entire fleet of Gnomish battleships en route, ready to pounce on all units engaging the orange star

Comms officer: Yes sir

Darksider: Tactical?

Tactical officer: Yes my lord?

Darksider: Is the long range bombardment of the orange star having any effect?

Tactical officer: Little or none sir

Darksider: Damn, bring us in closer, but keep the rear shields up

[Spanky The Dolphin]

Lock, lock, lock!!

For God's sake, enough of this TGODish bullshit...

[Stormbringer]

Indeed