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BoredShirtless wrote:

Chardok wrote:FUCK titanic.

Titanic is great. The score is pretty good too.

No, FUCK Titanic! It's a Big Dumb Film™ about a Big Dumb Boat™ which was designed by Big Dumb Apes™ with Ego Issues®...

beyond hope wrote:

Spanky The Dolphin wrote:Chesty Morgan, anyone?

*shudders, cries, then shoots self in head*

Rule of thumb: if a porn actress has a name with "chesty," "busty," or some variation on "peaks" in it, it's gonna be a scary sight.

LMFAO!

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

BoredShirtless wrote:

Chardok wrote:FUCK titanic.

Titanic is great. The score is pretty good too.

No, FUCK Titanic! It's a Big Dumb Film™ about a Big Dumb Boat™ which was designed by Big Dumb Apes™ with Ego Issues®...

Ahem! The Titanic was built half a mile from my house so i resent the workers being called Big Dumb Apes.

I read the first page then skipped to the end. All I have to say is that I know 8 or 9 girls that have BEAUTIFUL large chests. Size does matter.

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:I read the first page then skipped to the end. All I have to say is that I know 8 or 9 girls that have BEAUTIFUL large chests. Size does matter.

Personally, I've found that girls who have very large breasts have either had artificial augmentation or they're carrying a little (or a lot of) extra weight on the rest of their bodies too.

Nope on both counts. I'm still in HS, so there's no augmentation. And I don't go for the non-athletic types, so there's no extra "bulk."

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Nope on both counts. I'm still in HS, so there's no augmentation. And I don't go for the non-athletic types, so there's no extra "bulk."

You really think that HS students can't get boob jobs? Pay a doctor enough money he'd attach a second dick.

StormTrooperTR889 wrote:Nope on both counts. I'm still in HS, so there's no augmentation.

There are a lot of high school students who have already had augmentation, particularly in California. I saw a 20/20 article on it once, and they went into a plastic surgeon's office. The waiting room was filled with teenaged girls.

And I don't go for the non-athletic types, so there's no extra "bulk."

Wait until that chick is 25 years old. Youth has a way of covering up problems with eating habits, etc. I speak from experience; I've seen a lot of cute 16 year old girls become ... "large" ... after leaving high school, and one of the indicators is the early breast development for some reason.

I'm not planning on marrying any of these girls. And I live in MD, less boob jobs. Anyway, they're fun to look at.

Lord Pounder wrote:

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

BoredShirtless wrote: Titanic is great. The score is pretty good too.

No, FUCK Titanic! It's a Big Dumb Film™ about a Big Dumb Boat™ which was designed by Big Dumb Apes™ with Ego Issues®...

Ahem! The Titanic was built half a mile from my house so i resent the workers being called Big Dumb Apes.

I said designed, not built. The workers were just fine, it was the design that was FUBAR.

Einhander Sn0m4n wrote:

BoredShirtless wrote:

Chardok wrote:FUCK titanic.

Titanic is great. The score is pretty good too.

No, FUCK Titanic! It's a Big Dumb Film™ about a Big Dumb Boat™ which was designed by Big Dumb Apes™ with Ego Issues®...

Here, here!

The probablems were two fold

1. Not nearly enough lifeboats.
2. Going too damn fast too far north for that time of the year
3. Going too damn fast, if they had been going slower they could have missed the ice berg
4. The reverse engines/hard too port order caused them to not only scrape against the iceberg, they road up over the whole iceberg.

The ship herself was perfect, as only the Belfast Harland & Wolf(sp) Shipyard (RIP) could produce. However the captain was an idiot and hopefully he realised that as he drowned and froze to death.

Darth Wong wrote:Wait until that chick is 25 years old. Youth has a way of covering up problems with eating habits, etc. I speak from experience; I've seen a lot of cute 16 year old girls become ... "large" ... after leaving high school, and one of the indicators is the early breast development for some reason.

It doesn't help when they're living away from home while going to college. When living by yourself away from home it can be hard to resist eating junk food and bad eating habits tend to develop when mommy & daddy aren't around to stop you from eating bacon & chips every day. After 1st year university, most of the girls I knew from high school were packing a few extra pounds, and in some cases a few tens of extra pounds. My friend's kid sister went from being about the cutest babe I knew to being a fatty, it was pretty shocking & sad to watch someone let herself go like that. Same thing with guys too, other than myself, my biking partner, and a friend who's now a fitness trainer, no guy is in as good or better shape now then they were in high school, and we're only fucking 24! Couple guys I know already have fucking beer bellys!

Of course there are always exceptions to the general rule. My GF and her sister were both well developed for their age in high school, I thought they were at least 2-3 years older than they actually were judging by their curvy breasts & hips. Both of them are still trim & athletic, but that's due to a combination of genetics and the fact that they've taken good care of themselves & stayed active.

aerius wrote:

Darth Wong wrote:Wait until that chick is 25 years old. Youth has a way of covering up problems with eating habits, etc. I speak from experience; I've seen a lot of cute 16 year old girls become ... "large" ... after leaving high school, and one of the indicators is the early breast development for some reason.

Of course there are always exceptions to the general rule. My GF and her sister were both well developed for their age in high school, I thought they were at least 2-3 years older than they actually were judging by their curvy breasts & hips. Both of them are still trim & athletic, but that's due to a combination of genetics and the fact that they've taken good care of themselves & stayed active.

Hehe, my friend and I call it the Freshman Fifteen, a lot of girls start gaining weight after high school. At my 10 year high school reunion some of the really hot girls with great bodies were just plain fat. That goes for the guys as well. Gotta be fair.

HemlockGrey wrote:

Not to say that it never happens, you just seem to try and flaunt whatever sexual exploit you have supposedly had at every chance you can get.

Right, because everyone else is oh so fucking modest....

Well, Superman has a rather shockingly childish behaviour when it comes to things sexual; it's certainly out of line for some one that supposedly has a fiance.

Birth Control pills and Depo-Provera (sp?) shots probably have something to do with that... they both list weight gain as one of the side effects.

Stormbringer, how old are you? Are you married? Given that last statement you made, I am thinking you're not...

Hold on a fucking minute, storm. Mind backing up your statement? I know about my talking about masturbation, pink foam and such but what the fuck does this have to do with me getting married? You want to actually back up your statement or just rant like a Darkstar follower. Enlighten me.

Personally, I think all of this was precipitated by the "pink foam" comment. You will forever be known by that comment, Superman.

However, I do think that Stormbringer is being unnecessarily personal about this. Constantly harping on it is not good behaviour.

Lord Pounder wrote:The ship herself was perfect, as only the Belfast Harland & Wolf(sp) Shipyard (RIP) could produce. However the captain was an idiot and hopefully he realised that as he drowned and froze to death.

My bad, I shouldna dissed the boat. Captain Smith needs to burn in Hell for what he did...

Darth Wong wrote:Personally, I think all of this was precipitated by the "pink foam" comment. You will forever be known by that comment, Superman.

However, I do think that Stormbringer is being unnecessarily personal about this. Constantly harping on it is not good behaviour.

I was under the impression that several other odd incidents/threads predated that one.

Speaking of pink foam, can I have that as a custom title? Something like "filled with pink foam' or 'ponders about pink foam?' heheh

Oh, and I don't care about people harping on these things. I just wonder why people drag the fact that I'm getting married into it.

Superman wrote:Oh, and I don't care about people harping on these things. I just wonder why people drag the fact that I'm getting married into it.

Because some people have firm notions of how a married or engaged person should behave, and you're not fitting them. Mind you, I'm not sure where they get these notions; they remind me at times of the Trekkie high schoolers who E-mail me and say "you don't act like an engineer", as if they know what every engineer acts like.

Of course, I'm far too much of a pervert to fit most peoples' preconceptions of a married man with two kids, but I've got pictures of my family, and others on the board have met my wife (one has even met my kids). Besides, most people on the board probably realize that I would start getting seriously pissed off if some idiot kept calling me a liar about my family.

Superman wrote:Speaking of pink foam, can I have that as a custom title? Something like "filled with pink foam' or 'ponders about pink foam?' heheh

LOL

Awesome.