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Kuja wrote:

Zaia wrote:*makes note to self to write to Mike about getting a sarcastic font*

But I wasn't being sarcastic, and I KNOW you weren't ( )...so what's the need?

*makes note to self to make an appointment for Kuja to have his head professionally deflated as soon as possible*

Ghost Rider wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

LT.Hit-Man wrote:I daydream from time to and that's about it and don't ask what I daydream about you realy and I mean REALY don't want to know.

You're a Brother, I think I know what you daydream about.

It obviously involves a small three legged cow, a pair of rabid insane african chimps and a bottle of Vodka.

Nope namely Nicole DeBore a fully stocked S&M dungoen with a pair of eel skin vampire gloves for starters and well I'll leave the rest to your imagnaion

LT.Hit-Man wrote:

DPDarkPrimus wrote:

LT.Hit-Man wrote:I daydream from time to and that's about it and don't ask what I daydream about you realy and I mean REALY don't want to know.

You're a Brother, I think I know what you daydream about.

That would be only 1% of what I daydream about the other 99% I don't think any sane person would want to know

Do we look sane to you?



~ver

I daydream too much, mostly about me beating the shit out of someone. It's feels a little disturbing sometimes.

Gandalf wrote:I daydream too much, mostly about me beating the shit out of someone. It's feels a little disturbing sometimes.

Ah yes, the eternal dilemma: beating up vs. beating off. A difficult choice, young padawan.

Ah yes, the eternal dilemma: beating up vs. beating off. A difficult choice, young padawan.

Hardly...

-unzips pants and runs off laughing like a maniac!-

Zaia wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I daydream too much, mostly about me beating the shit out of someone. It's feels a little disturbing sometimes.

Ah yes, the eternal dilemma: beating up vs. beating off. A difficult choice, young padawan.

I said mostly. For those 40+ minutes a night, violence goes out the window.

I daydream all the time, but the weird thing is it's the same damn things all day long. The last two or three video games I've been playing, the last couple of movies I've seen, the last few books I've read, etc. And I doesn't change until I read more books/watch more movies/get new games, and so on. I blame the Asperger's.

I run a fictional universe for the past 6 years, I guess that means I day dream alot and still get A+


now where was I?

*imagines blaster bolts*

"dodge"

Gandalf wrote:

Zaia wrote:

Gandalf wrote:I daydream too much, mostly about me beating the shit out of someone. It's feels a little disturbing sometimes.

Ah yes, the eternal dilemma: beating up vs. beating off. A difficult choice, young padawan.

I said mostly. For those 40+ minutes a night, violence goes out the window.

40+ minutes?!
You don't need to have foreplay with yourself!!!

40 minutes? lightweight. i can go as much as an hour and a half. Longer if i take the time out to just ly there stroking my balls, or stick a finger up my ass.

Dorsk 81 wrote:

Gandalf wrote:

Zaia wrote: Ah yes, the eternal dilemma: beating up vs. beating off. A difficult choice, young padawan.

I said mostly. For those 40+ minutes a night, violence goes out the window.

40+ minutes?!
You don't need to have foreplay with yourself!!!

What if he orgasms more than once that night? Forty minutes sounds right for 2-3 orgasms. Once is enough for me, though.

40 minutes is about usual time for one. Sometimes I've gone to 90 minutes.

This is why I get little sleep.

Batman wrote:

Dorsk 81 wrote:Thanks to this thread I couldn't pay attention in Media Studies today, I was supposed to be watching Alfred Hitchcocks Rear Window and all I could do was fantasize about certain people on the board ( ) and other things that aren't suitable to talk about before 9 pm, wait, the fantasizing about people on the board isn't suitable for before 9 pm either...

Bah! You let the clock dictate what you can and can't fantasize about?
What kind of sd.netizen are you?

Although on second thought the ability to control when you fantasize sounds really handy. For all those weird scenarios to come up during daytime instead of when I actually want to go to sleep...

Lucky bugger

Pah! I can't control when I fantisize! I just have to think about tree's (don't ask) 10 mins before then end of every period or else it'd be obvious I'd been fantisizing, if you get what I mean...

Asst. Asst. Lt. Cmdr. Smi wrote:

Dorsk 81 wrote:40+ minutes?!
You don't need to have foreplay with yourself!!!

What if he orgasms more than once that night? Forty minutes sounds right for 2-3 orgasms. Once is enough for me, though.

Depends how sexually charged he is. Usualy I only go once per session, depends on a couple of things, how horny I am, how stressed, etc. Usualy once a day, but (with a certain ex who I used to see alot) sex was twice a day atleast.

Murder. Death. Kill.
Death. Kill. Murder.
Kill. Murder. Death.

Doesn't matter the daydream, it is usually the same. I always daydream about such stuff mainly as a stress reliever. Which is useful since I am a delivery driver. Now off to imagining killing every single person I see....... Lately such daydreams and thoughts intrude into my dreams at night. Like one night I had a dream that I found out I had killed just about everyone in my city using a sniper rifle. I try to find a place to hide from the police but everywhere I go, bodies are strewn everywhere.

Enigma wrote:Murder. Death. Kill.
Death. Kill. Murder.
Kill. Murder. Death.

Doesn't matter the daydream, it is usually the same. I always daydream about such stuff mainly as a stress reliever. Which is useful since I am a delivery driver. Now off to imagining killing every single person I see....... Lately such daydreams and thoughts intrude into my dreams at night. Like one night I had a dream that I found out I had killed just about everyone in my city using a sniper rifle. I try to find a place to hide from the police but everywhere I go, bodies are strewn everywhere.

You see kids, this is what happens when you're sexually repressed.

Last night, when I was having trouble sleeping cause of the flu, I started daydreaming about defeating the Death Star in Mr. T's van--since it's hella fast--and then preventing it from crashing into Earth by setting off a nuke inside to push it off course.

And there's plenty more stupid shit where that came from. And boobies. I like to daydream about boobies.

Captain_Cyran wrote:4 pages to get to this?

Damn guys...that's pretty weak.

I concur. Positively disappointing. *folds arms and scowls*

Cyrry-pooh wrote:Oh and Zaia, I can help with the head deflation. *Pulls out his stabby knife*

Oh thank you kindly, dear sir. How much do you charge?

Cyrrrran wrote:That is, unless you're talking about the OTHER head, that one I'll leave for you to take care of.[/i]

*raises eyebrow* Whatever do you mean by that, love? *blinks*

Zaia wrote:

Captain_Cyran wrote:4 pages to get to this?

Damn guys...that's pretty weak.

I concur. Positively disappointing. *folds arms and scowls*

Cyrry-pooh wrote:Oh and Zaia, I can help with the head deflation. *Pulls out his stabby knife*

Oh thank you kindly, dear sir. How much do you charge?

Cyrrrran wrote:That is, unless you're talking about the OTHER head, that one I'll leave for you to take care of.[/i]

*raises eyebrow* Whatever do you mean by that, love? *blinks*

The going rate is $1000, but since it's you and I'd be deflating Kuja's head...I'll lower it to a nickel.

Captain_Cyran wrote:The going rate is $1000, but since it's you and I'd be deflating Kuja's head...I'll lower it to a nickel.

*kisses Cyran on the cheek and holds out a hand to shake his* Deal.

*promptly fantasizes about Cyran and Kuja*



Edit: Feeexed das schpeeling.

Darth Wong wrote:

Enigma wrote:Murder. Death. Kill.
Death. Kill. Murder.
Kill. Murder. Death.

Doesn't matter the daydream, it is usually the same. I always daydream about such stuff mainly as a stress reliever. Which is useful since I am a delivery driver. Now off to imagining killing every single person I see....... Lately such daydreams and thoughts intrude into my dreams at night. Like one night I had a dream that I found out I had killed just about everyone in my city using a sniper rifle. I try to find a place to hide from the police but everywhere I go, bodies are strewn everywhere.

You see kids, this is what happens when you're sexually repressed.

One could say something about referring to you as daddy... but considering the thread.... just... no.

~ver

Having a very active imagination helps when you are ready text about naughty things.

DPDarkPrimus wrote:Having a very active imagination helps when you are ready text about naughty things.

So much so that you have a Freudian slip and say "ready" instead of "reading."