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salm wrote:and now for the most disgusting one i´ve ever heard it´ll be the last one:

what's the difference between a dead baby and a golden delicious apple?

Oh, Christ, do I even want to know?

Yeah. I wanna know.

<edit>this was awful so i edited it</edit>

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Logic Riddle:

You are standing on the shore of a river. In the middle of the river is an island. You have the following objects: A lion, a goat, a shrub and a boat. You have to get your lion, goat and shrub to the island, but there's a problem: you can only fit one object at a time into the boat. The lion will eat the goat if left alone. The goat will eat the shrub. How do you get them all to the island alive without anything being eaten?

Raoul Duke, Jr. wrote:Logic Riddle:

You are standing on the shore of a river. In the middle of the river is an island. You have the following objects: A lion, a goat, a shrub and a boat. You have to get your lion, goat and shrub to the island, but there's a problem: you can only fit one object at a time into the boat. The lion will eat the goat if left alone. The goat will eat the shrub. How do you get them all to the island alive without anything being eaten?

Step 1: Take goat over
Step 2: Take shrub over, take goat back
Step 3: Take lion over, go back alone.
Step 4: Take goat over

Of course, this is all assuming you don't get eaten.

Veri's right. Damn, he posted before I could.

*Beams*

Heard that joke way too many times to actually get it wrong.

You say true, sai.

Now here's another:

A young man is rushed to the hospital after an auto accident. The head nurse notes that he's the operating surgeon's son. "Quick!" she yells, "Get on the phone and call this boy's father!"

Why did she say that?

Get the doctor, in other words.

Nope, sorry... she can page the doctor in the hospital.

Because the surgeon is his mother! (D'OH!)

verilon wrote:Because the surgeon is his mother! (D'OH!)

D'ere ya go! (Don't feel bad -- I got it wrong the first time, too.)

To the guy who says "true, sai":

When is book 5 of the Dark Tower coming out.

And my riddle: I use earth, wind, fire and wood to make a point. What am I?

a blacksmith?

an artist?

Evil Sadistic Bastard wrote:To the guy who says "true, sai":

When is book 5 of the Dark Tower coming out.

And my riddle: I use earth, wind, fire and wood to make a point. What am I?

You've caught me out. And to answer your question, I don't know... soon is the best answer I can give you.

To answer your other question: Nature?

Here's another:

Feed me, I live. Give me drink, I die.

fire?

Thankee-sai, you say true.

yeehaw

*waitsuntilsomeonebringsuptheoldoedipusriddle*

Next:

With a thousand legs, I cannot stand; I have no head to give my long neck reason; yet, without a mouth, I eat the maiden's life.

Have I managed to pose you all at last?

a penis?

If your penis has a thousand legs, son, I suggest you see a doctor toot sweet! lol

Nope, that's not it.

That's toute de suite.

So what is it?