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Posted: 2004-02-12 06:34am
by Metrion Cascade
Can girls who get erections vote?
Mine can point upward a little if I really want, but it's not very comfortable. Which is too bad - penetrating Jax is amazing, but we can't do more than a few positions, all of which involve me sitting back. Clit blowjobs are always nice though.
Posted: 2004-02-12 09:32am
by InnerBrat
Does anyone else
really want Metrion to post 'intimate' pictures?
(not that it's allowed, but I'm fascinated)
And I would just like to shout:
Resistance is USELESS
In a vogon-shouty way.
I like the shouting
Posted: 2004-02-12 02:46pm
by LadyTevar
.......... I'm... speachless..........
Posted: 2004-02-12 02:53pm
by SirNitram
Well.
Female penetration must make being lesbian easier, I'm sure.
And everyone knows I never say no to lesbian porn.
Posted: 2004-02-12 03:42pm
by His Divine Shadow
Down, why up? Never got that, it's uncomfortable and it'll just slide downwards again
Posted: 2004-02-12 03:46pm
by His Divine Shadow
jmac wrote:If I vote other it would imply that I have a dick, which I don't..and if I choose the last option that's a complete lie and I won't be able to live with myself. Of course it's a male targeted poll so I shouldn't be answering it anyways. Instead I'll just laugh at your penile placement problems.
You can laugh at my penis any day- Wait no! That came out wrong.
Posted: 2004-02-12 05:22pm
by XaLEv
Metrion Cascade wrote: Clit blowjobs are always nice though.
*has seen videos of that*
Beautiful thing.
Posted: 2004-02-12 06:04pm
by CrimsonRaine
This is the best poll ever. So educational.
Crimson Raine
Posted: 2004-02-12 11:54pm
by aerius
CrimsonRaine wrote:This is the best poll ever. So educational.
Yeah, if you ever want to grab an SD.net member's dick you'll know exactly where to grab..
Posted: 2004-02-12 11:57pm
by Montcalm
I wish that we men had a retractable dick,comes out when we wanna pee and get the lenght we need to fully satisfy women.
Posted: 2004-02-13 12:32am
by Metrion Cascade
Montcalm wrote:I wish that we men had a retractable dick,comes out when we wanna pee and get the lenght we need to fully satisfy women.
Most guys have the length. It's girth, technique and (sorry, cut guys) foreskin that make the difference. If I were you I'd wish for internal testicles. Protected by bone.
*EDIT: My condolences on the
upcoming "Garfield" film.*
Posted: 2004-02-13 12:34am
by Spanky The Dolphin
I think my brain just exploded for a second...
Did I really just read that up there?
Posted: 2004-02-13 12:38am
by Metrion Cascade
SirNitram wrote:Well.
Female penetration must make being lesbian easier, I'm sure.
And everyone knows I never say no to lesbian porn.
Bi, actually. And forget lesbian porn - my husband gets to watch it in person, regularly.
Posted: 2004-02-13 12:48am
by DPDarkPrimus
*gnashing of teeth*
Posted: 2004-02-13 12:52am
by Metrion Cascade
DPDarkPrimus wrote:*gnashing of teeth*
You forgot the wailing and lamentations.
Posted: 2004-02-13 02:22am
by Sriad
salm wrote:i wrap it around my left leg.
Woah!
I wrap it around your left leg too!
*rimshot*
Pointed up, for the reasons already mentioned. And dangit, why aren't I in BoTM yet?
Posted: 2004-02-13 02:25am
by DPDarkPrimus
Metrion Cascade wrote:DPDarkPrimus wrote:*gnashing of teeth*
You forgot the wailing and lamentations.
I'll do that if it gets me video.
Posted: 2004-02-13 07:55am
by Gandalf
Spanky The Dolphin wrote:I think my brain just exploded for a second...
Did I really just read that up there?
Right there with ya.
Posted: 2004-02-13 08:04am
by His Divine Shadow
Metrion Cascade wrote:Can girls who get erections vote?
Mine can point upward a little if I really want, but it's not very comfortable. Which is too bad - penetrating Jax is amazing, but we can't do more than a few positions, all of which involve me sitting back. Clit blowjobs are always nice though.
Would you mind elaborating on that?
Posted: 2004-02-13 08:21am
by BoredShirtless
His Divine Shadow wrote:Would you mind elaborating on that?
HDS, she was refering to her clit:
Clearly Metrion's is much bigger then hers. Which could explain why the chick in the diagram has her arms crossed, cause she's all defensive about Metrion's superior clit.
Posted: 2004-02-13 08:23am
by His Divine Shadow
I figured, I just wanted to get the record straight.
Posted: 2004-02-13 10:21am
by DPDarkPrimus
Well, THAT'S something I didn't expect to see!