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*Sits back in shielded observation chamber with crisps in one hand and Zaia-hime in the other and prepares to watch the fireworks*

The EVA vs. the MOD. Wonder who will win?

*Munch munch munch*

Zaia wrote:DATA_LINK! I like Dalton, don't smoosh him into the ground like that!

Besides, he's got a point. I really shouldn't flirt so much and entice you weak-willed men into flirting back... Oh, I mean, . Sorry.

Oh, sorry Zaia. I didn't mean to hurt someone that you liked.

*Summons competent med team with Federation technology and a healthy supply of Bacta*

Med team: "It's a good thing you called us when you did, if we had been even two minuites later, he wouldn't have made it. Anyway, he should be out of the hospital in about a week."

*Removes Zaia from ESB's grasp*

Bad ESB. *Gets out of Eva and thwaps him*

Oh and don't worry. We don't flirt with you because we're weak willed, we flirt with you because you are such a nice person.

data_link wrote:

Dalton wrote:You only made me mad...you should talk to Phong, he knows the power of THE LUMP

Phong... Phong... you mean that guy from reboot?

phongn, the dude on the board, dude.

Zaia wrote:DATA_LINK! I like Dalton, don't smoosh him into the ground like that!

How sweet.

Zaia wrote:Besides, he's got a point. I really shouldn't flirt so much and entice you weak-willed men into flirting back... Oh, I mean, . Sorry.

Wow!

Dalton wrote:

Zaia wrote:DATA_LINK! I like Dalton, don't smoosh him into the ground like that!

How sweet.

Anytime.

Dalton wrote:

Zaia wrote:Besides, he's got a point. I really shouldn't flirt so much and entice you weak-willed men into flirting back... Oh, I mean, . Sorry.

Wow!

So--hold up. Does that 'wow' mean that wasn't what you were thinking? *innocent smile* So.....you weren't going to 'Rob Smash' me?

Actually, he was trying to "Rob, smash" me, which is why I smooshed him. Anyway, he's all better now, thanks to the power of technobabble (TM).

data_link wrote:Actually, he was trying to "Rob, smash" me, which is why I smooshed him. Anyway, he's all better now, thanks to the power of technobabble (TM).

Right, I got that part, but I technically was the cause of why you got in trouble, so......yah. That's why I said that.

Zaia wrote:

data_link wrote:Actually, he was trying to "Rob, smash" me, which is why I smooshed him. Anyway, he's all better now, thanks to the power of technobabble (TM).

Right, I got that part, but I technically was the cause of why you got in trouble, so......yah. That's why I said that.

Don't blame yourself Zaia. It's not your fault, it's mine. I should have checked with you before smooshing him.

data_link wrote:
*Removes Zaia from ESB's grasp*

Bad ESB. *Gets out of Eva and thwaps him*

*evades thwapping*

Try again in a few million years, boyo.

Oh and don't worry. We don't flirt with you because we're weak willed, we flirt with you because you are such a nice person.

And also because you're fun.

data_link wrote:

Dalton wrote:

data_link wrote: You are talking to an 80 meter tall son of an angel with an AT-field that makes yours look like tissue paper. Are you absolutely sure you wouldn't like to reconsider?

You are talking to one of the founding members of the Lump Club, friend...

Okay then, it's your funeral.

*Steps on Dalton*
Dalton:*squish*
*Smears squished Dalton into ground.*

So, Zaia, what should we do about his funeral?

*balefires data_link* So Zaia, wanna go grab a bite to eat