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Fleet Admiral JD--Legendary Creature

I'll let you guys try and figure out the rest, but something navy, if you would.

Typhonis 1 wrote: Only now at the end do you understand


Cry havok and let slip the dogs of war



Shit played with RML thais could give a card a +8/0 in one round


For Mrs Kendall..... A mothers love......

Well, it IS the Imperial SmackDown. Actually, addition to card being made. Giving it Trample as well.

Oh, and Noble Ire, if it isn't too much trouble, could you add a quote to my card? Just the

"I type in italics because it looks cool. That's it, there is no secret meaning. NOW STOP ASKING!"

Kitten pics rb




tap all users
ewwww, so cute, so cuddly, so homicidal

hmm we need some basic lands cards....

@ Noble Ire:

You know, Cyran's card should all be italicized.

That, and maybe just chop off AdmiralKanos' quote to just "TERMINATE HIM!" to add more admin-ish abilities?

(please fill in appropriate values where bracketed, as I don't know how the game works and I don't want to inadvertantly try and make myself seem disproportionately powerful. thanks!)

Radioactive Isotope

Star Trek Trivia: If Star Trek TOS or TNG are in play, Uraniun235 gains [positive stats]. If DS9, VOY, or ENT are in play, Uraniun235 loses [equally negative stats].

Fissile Tendencies: If your opponent has Anti-Nuclear Shithead in play, Uraniun235 gains [even more positive stats].

[cost] - Fission: Uraniun235 may be made so frustrated that he detonates for [x] damage to an opponent, however there is a 2 in 5 chance he may simply fizzle and do no damage to anyone but himself. Either way, Uraniun235 is spent and must be removed from play.

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Oh that is so Kewl! I didn't think anyone would actually do it!!!

I hereby put in my humble request for one, since I don't understand bollock-all about the values involved.

Rye wrote:I hereby put in my humble request for one, since I don't understand bollock-all about the values involved.

Ok then what have/do you contribute most to stardestroyer.net or the verses community.

SHEP Card

Value: Radioactive Cetacean whatever

When Shep card is played All Your Deck Are Belong to Us, Nuked like bitches. Its over,

UPF Card

Attatching UPF Card to a character instantly kills any Gnopme card in the vicinty, as well as doing +25 Semen Damage

DF Card

Does jack shit, contributes ntohing, and is generally worthless, yet you must have one in your deck to get ass because the DF Card is a magnet for sexual encounters.

Jake 99 Card

Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation

Ooh, Ooh, Ooh do me!

DocHorror wrote:Ooh, Ooh, Ooh do me!

Okay; bend over ...

DF wrote:Jake 99 Card

Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation

Here's a little more detail:

Jake99

Creature -- Communist Nutjob

0/0

When playing Jake99, tap all of your opponent's cards. Then eat a twinkie while your opponent horribly assrapes you.

Jake99 is invulnerable to all volcanoes and logical arguments. If you have any Walls of Ignorance, attach them to Jake99.

Jake99 is +15 with a bow and arrow attached.

"I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists." ~Jake99

Glimmervoid wrote:

Rye wrote:I hereby put in my humble request for one, since I don't understand bollock-all about the values involved.

Ok then what have/do you contribute most to stardestroyer.net or the verses community.

Confusion with regards to sexuality.

I'd be interested in one...some sort of horsemanize ability, whereby any trolls attacks are reflected back, but with added amusement.

Darth Yoshi
Legendary Creature: Samus Fanwhore.

Seeing as I know next to nothing about Magic, someone else will have to come up with stats.

For those interested, here are the rules: Linka. May help to avoid non-kosher cards (some of which have been appearing). Note that the nature of the game is such that one needs to be somewhat anal about the wording.

Darth Yoshi wrote:Darth Yoshi
Legendary Creature: Samus Fanwhore.

Seeing as I know next to nothing about Magic, someone else will have to come up with stats.

*ahems*

Darth Yoshi: RRRRR

Legendary Creature: Samus Fanwhore.

Darth Yoshi comes into play with three 'bomb' Tokens.

Remove a token and place it on a creature. Next turn that creature recieves 1 damage

R: Tap Target creature for one turn.
RR: Deal 1 point of damage to any target.
RRRR: Deal 3 points of damage to any creature.

If any Metroids are in play, Darth Yoshi recieves +2/+2

5/5

"Freeze Beam, Plasma gun, MegaMissles. Yeh, I'm good to go..."


EDIT: by the way, I could prolly do a fair bit of these myself, kn ow the rules like the back of my hand, and have a fairly good Paint and illustrator program... So, if anyone can get me a MTG Card maker for MAC, I'd be happy to add my own to the mix...

Is there a good place for source images? I'd like to do one myself but I don't have any cards to work with.

Brother-Captain Gaius wrote:Is there a good place for source images? I'd like to do one myself but I don't have any cards to work with.

Here is a good place for downloads: Linka.

Glimmervoid wrote:

Rye wrote:I hereby put in my humble request for one, since I don't understand bollock-all about the values involved.

Ok then what have/do you contribute most to stardestroyer.net or the verses community.

If you don't know, you mustn't have paid that much attention . Yeah, as Keevan said, confounding people's sexualities, breaking down gender barriers, contribute in religious debates, draw bitchin' pictures, various musical bullshit.

Hey, how about one for me?

Surlethe wrote:

DocHorror wrote:Ooh, Ooh, Ooh do me!

Okay; bend over ...

DF wrote:Jake 99 Card

Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation

Here's a little more detail:

Jake99

Creature -- Communist Nutjob

0/0

When playing Jake99, tap all of your opponent's cards. Then eat a twinkie while your opponent horribly assrapes you.

Jake99 is invulnerable to all volcanoes and logical arguments. If you have any Walls of Ignorance, attach them to Jake99.

Jake99 is +15 with a bow and arrow attached.

"I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists." ~Jake99

To point out, a 0/0 creature would die unless it gets some sort of toughness-increasing counter on it when it's played.

Maybe if I act humble enough, someone will make a card of me...?

Balrog

Legendary Creature-Dread Servant of Melkor

red/colorless

If any fellow LotR cards are in play, add +1/+0 counter to Balrog

*pokes Balrog around with a stick, like he was roadkill*
-Bishop Gantry


1/1

Rogue 9 wrote:

Surlethe wrote:

DocHorror wrote:Ooh, Ooh, Ooh do me!

Okay; bend over ...

DF wrote:Jake 99 Card

Negates damage from Volcanoes, Twinkie Damage +15, Archery Damage + 15, Unaffected by Mental incapacitation

Here's a little more detail:

Jake99

Creature -- Communist Nutjob

0/0

When playing Jake99, tap all of your opponent's cards. Then eat a twinkie while your opponent horribly assrapes you.

Jake99 is invulnerable to all volcanoes and logical arguments. If you have any Walls of Ignorance, attach them to Jake99.

Jake99 is +15 with a bow and arrow attached.

"I can fix this planet and every human problem that exists." ~Jake99

To point out, a 0/0 creature would die unless it gets some sort of toughness-increasing counter on it when it's played.

Oh. Um. Oops. How about 0/50?