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Durandal wrote:

Comosicus wrote:You look a bit like Amidala in the first picture.

If you'd read Fast Times, you wouldn't have been surprised.

What is Fast Times?

Comosicus wrote:What is Fast Times?

Only the best fanfic in existence.

Dahak wrote:

RedImperator wrote:

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Well I know full well what I see in males

Hell, I dont know what you see in females. They have these two blobs of fat that just dont.. fit....

They're called breasts, and they're the most wonderful things on Earth.

ewwwwww
*shudder*
Now that I think of it...
No...
*shudder*

I prefer manly man. They're sexay

Ball sacks, dude. Ball sacks.

I rest my case.

This is me playing flight sims on my computer. Yes I do take it too seriousily.

Indeed you do... I don't go for the flight mask when I'm capping MiGs.

Wicked Pilot wrote:This is me playing flight sims on my computer. Yes I do take it too seriousily.

*snip rad pic*

No way, man, the rest of us just don't take it seriously enough. Although I do play with the HOTAS setup, the joystick + keyboard sucks ass.

InnerBrat wrote:3) Breasts, godsdammit, Aly! BREASTS! The most beautiful thing in the world!
I thought even gay men could appreciate the wondrousness that are breasts.... You certainly must have issues with your mother

Someone throwing Freud in Aly's face? This is new.

Durandal wrote:

Comosicus wrote:What is Fast Times?

Only the best fanfic in existence.

If you're a pot head

Ghost Rider wrote:

InnerBrat wrote:
4) I'm laughing at all mods who are currently thinking "must... split... thread... why... won't... it... load...."
We should have a separate comments thread.

I would've long ago thought so, if this wasn't the funnest batch of semi off topic stuff this forum has had in a long time.

Later, I'll make a new one.

See.. now you're thanking me

Daltonator wrote: Silence, fool.

No, no, no.. that's Mr. T. And its pronounced "Foo'" - SILENT "L"

Dalton wrote: I'm Rick James, bitch! It's a celebration, bitch!

Now you're making up fictional celebrations to support your Rick James delusion. As if saying "bitch" after every other sentence makes you more like him

OH yes.. and three words: HOORAY FOR BOOBIES!

3) Breasts, godsdammit, Aly! BREASTS! The most beautiful thing in the world!
I thought even gay men could appreciate the wondrousness that are breasts.... You certainly must have issues with your mother

Well, I know the Freudian explanation....

I dont like breasts because I love my mother so much that I feel subconciously that I am not good enough for her. So, I went in the opposite direction to spare mother having to put up with my oedipus complex.

Now you... women are not supposed to like breasts.

YOU like breasts because of your desire for your father. WHen you were in puperty you saw all those breasts that were bigger than yours. You hated them at first out of jealousy. However subconciously you knew that breasts were the key to winning your father over. But your Id didnt understand the concept and grew to want THEIR breasts rather than santing to have breasts LIKE theirs....

Bullshit. You hate breasts becasue you had a horrible incident with them as a child. Maybe your mother, whom you associate with the food and warmth supplied by breasts, was an evil psychopathic bitch.

Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

InnerBrat wrote: Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

I disagree. While breasts are certainly ONE of the greatest things ever, this has even the finest homegrown boobies beat:



Behold the beauty of a grill so fine that God himself would have one if he actually existed. Truly a masterwork of engineering might.

Bullshit. You hate breasts becasue you had a horrible incident with them as a child. Maybe your mother, whom you associate with the food and warmth supplied by breasts, was an evil psychopathic bitch.

No, my mother was NOT a psychopathic bitch. If anything my father was a psychotic asshole.

Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

Ah, so you suffer from an oedipus complex and electra complex.. very interesting.

The Kernel wrote:

InnerBrat wrote: Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

I disagree. While breasts are certainly ONE of the greatest things ever, this has even the finest homegrown boobies beat:

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Behold the beauty of a grill so fine that God himself would have one if he actually existed. Truly a masterwork of engineering might.

Dude, you can stick your dick in a barbecue grill if you like. I'll take the titties.

RedImperator wrote: Dude, you can stick your dick in a barbecue grill if you like. I'll take the titties.

*sigh*

I can see you simply do not fully appreciate the glory of the Weber Genesis grill. Titties, for all their wonderful attributes, simply cannot cook a Kansas City steak to the peak of perfection. Moreover, while perfect titties are everywhere and plentiful (as they should be), how many people do you know with the perfect grill? I rest my case.

I'll take a hamburger reheated in the microwave and a titty fuck over steak and jerking off any day.

I suspect the Kernel has some shares in the company which manufactures the grills. Noone in their right mind would neglect the masterwork that is the breast for slices of dead cow being burned.

Alyrium Denryle wrote:Ah, so you suffer from an oedipus complex and electra complex.. very interesting.

Isn't an oedipal complex strictly for males?

Mmmmmmmm, steak...

I'd rather cook with a charcoal grill (gas is for sissies!) which is also, quite a lot cheaper (and better) and have a bodacious babe to satisfy all my more manly needs, than spend $700 in that glorified kitchen burner.

RedImperator wrote:

The Kernel wrote:

InnerBrat wrote: Me, I like breasts because I had a comfortable, stable, nurtured childhood and spent many a happy time sucking on one. Also, because they're the greatest thing ever.

I disagree. While breasts are certainly ONE of the greatest things ever, this has even the finest homegrown boobies beat:

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Behold the beauty of a grill so fine that God himself would have one if he actually existed. Truly a masterwork of engineering might.

Dude, you can stick your dick in a barbecue grill if you like. I'll take the titties.

Good lord, man.

And for the count, I like breasts, too. I mean, they're pretty simple. Nice and warm and pillowy, and for Christ's sake, they're MEANT to be suckled. And for the most part, that feels rather nice.

Which leads me to this question: Why do men have nipples?

Me, after a recent bleaching-of-the-hair.

*blinks* I don't look quite right there... pictures I take like that never do though. Oh well, it shows my hair.

CrimsonRaine wrote: Good lord, man.

And for the count, I like breasts, too. I mean, they're pretty simple. Nice and warm and pillowy, and for Christ's sake, they're MEANT to be suckled. And for the most part, that feels rather nice.

Which leads me to this question: Why do men have nipples?

Because in the womb we start off female, physically. Later on the y chromosome triggers off different hormones and the female bits grow into male ones.

A sort of flip-flop of this would be in hyenas, whose females have even more testosterone than the males, and the females have "false penises" and are generally very aggressive. They have a matriarchal society too.