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phongn wrote:A 15 TeV linear accelerator How long did you make that thing?!

Since the start of the game. Based on the compact linear collider design.

Maybe it's too large. I'll dial it down to 8-10 TeV.

DarthShady wrote:

Ryan Thunder wrote:

DarthShady wrote:I've been sick and therefore absent from the game, but now I'm back and I'm noticing a distinct lack of communism. We need to change that.

Communists can go fuck themselves, thank you. At least a constitutional electoral dictatorship can theoretically actually work.

Too late Comrade, your hatred of us has been noticed. You are now on the targeting list.

That is, if I actually knew where your country was or when you joined the game.

EDIT: You're on the fucking continent, aren't you?

Yes he is. And I have him on my sights with my bomber force ready to launch plenty of nukes in his direction if he so much as gets itchy.

Huh? Why are people talking about nuking Ryan all of a sudden?

PeZook wrote:Huh? Why are people talking about nuking Ryan all of a sudden?

Ryan told Shady to fuck himself. Things went downhill from there, obviously.

If Ryan doesn't actually antagonize Shady in-game, then we should be fine. If he does, well...may we all live in interesting times, I guess?

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:

PeZook wrote:Huh? Why are people talking about nuking Ryan all of a sudden?

Ryan told Shady to fuck himself. Things went downhill from there, obviously.

If Ryan doesn't actually antagonize Shady in-game, then we should be fine. If he does, well...may we all live in interesting times, I guess?

If he did that in-game, I'll be calling President Hanks and ask him about a certain FTO leader who seems to need a bit of a "tap on the hand".

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote: If Ryan doesn't actually antagonize Shady in-game, then we should be fine. If he does, well...may we all live in interesting times, I guess?

Why yes, I'm sure the SNC will be so willing to start a nuclear war over Shady's hurt feelings

PeZook wrote:

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote: If Ryan doesn't actually antagonize Shady in-game, then we should be fine. If he does, well...may we all live in interesting times, I guess?

Why yes, I'm sure the SNC will be so willing to start a nuclear war over Shady's hurt feelings

We both know that full-blown nuclear war won't happen under such a flimsy pretense. The worst that would happen if things actually go south between Shady and Ryan would be...embassy bombings and assassinations?

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote: We both know that full-blown nuclear war won't happen under such a flimsy pretense. The worst that would happen if things actually go south between Shady and Ryan would be...embassy bombings and assassinations?

Well, yeah. I was just surprised that Ryan's Country Whose Name I Constantly Forget even is on anybody's targetting lists.

Now PeZookian planners may have a dusty folder buried in a gigantic archive room somewhere with a target list as well, but it hasn't been updated in ages. Why bother?

PeZook wrote:Well, yeah. I was just surprised that Ryan's Country Whose Name I Constantly Forget even is on anybody's targetting lists.

Now PeZookian planners may have a dusty folder buried in a gigantic archive room somewhere with a target list as well, but it hasn't been updated in ages. Why bother?

Does the PeZookian target list contain the Empire of the Seine or the Empire of Darkness?

Karmic Knight wrote: Does the PeZookian target list contain the Empire of the Seine or the Empire of Darkness?

There's probably one for every country, much like the US probably has warplans for Canada and the Cayman Islands somewhere. Only a few are in safes outside "Archive Room 3420-B, shelf DDBA-6, position 12 342, bring a shovel for the dust" and such

Karmic Knight wrote:

PeZook wrote:Well, yeah. I was just surprised that Ryan's Country Whose Name I Constantly Forget even is on anybody's targetting lists.

Now PeZookian planners may have a dusty folder buried in a gigantic archive room somewhere with a target list as well, but it hasn't been updated in ages. Why bother?

Does the PeZookian target list contain the Empire of the Seine or the Empire of Darkness?

PeZookia probably drew up its war plans for the Empire of the Seine back when it still called itself Pogoria, during a time when magical creatures roamed the Old Continent, Frequesque and Velaria were untouched by colonization, the average Shroomanian was still reasonably sane, the Tonkinese were still trying to figure out how to rip off the Wilkonians, and the future Duchy of Langley was populated by crazy shrine maidens, corpse princesses, and God knows what else.

Oh, damn. I totally didn't catch that..

"Holy shit! Why is this folder written in Latin? Why does it speak of dragons?"

PeZook wrote:Oh, damn. I totally didn't catch that..

"Holy shit! Why is this folder written in Latin? Why does it speak of dragons?"

I think you mean Greek...

News From the Vinish Press

Colonial Records indicated vastly different history.

In New Sheoth, archivists have found a group of documents dating back to 1095AD painting a vastly different picture of the past than the one we've been shown for our lives. The documents contained records of various different states, including a Duchy of Barene, it what is now Northern Cannissia, also it found evidence that Shroomaina has moved from North of the Old Continent to its current position, along with changing shape. It also pictures demons walking alongside Byzantine Emperors, and Dragons in a lost land to the north of PeZookia, Vulpesia, and Cialan.

Well, at least that would go some lengths to explaining where Canissia's obsession with the Qalqayyid religion comes from...

PeZook wrote:

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote: If Ryan doesn't actually antagonize Shady in-game, then we should be fine. If he does, well...may we all live in interesting times, I guess?

Why yes, I'm sure the SNC will be so willing to start a nuclear war over Shady's hurt feelings

Shady is capable of starting his own nuclear wars.

Just kidding.

I don't even know the guy, and since he is from the fucking continent, I'll let Siege spank him for being naughty.

SiegeTank wrote:Well, at least that would go some lengths to explaining where Canissia's obsession with the Qalqayyid religion comes from...

Guys, I've been meaning to ask- what happened with the Fantasy STGOD? Why did it die?

DarthShady wrote: Guys, I've been meaning to ask- what happened with the Fantasy STGOD? Why did it die?

It died because Zor's country annoyed me

But to be more honest, I had a period of totally hectic work, and when it quieted down I just couldn't muster the motivation to go on. Such things happen.

PeZook wrote:

DarthShady wrote: Guys, I've been meaning to ask- what happened with the Fantasy STGOD? Why did it die?

It died because Zor's country annoyed me

But to be more honest, I had a period of totally hectic work, and when it quieted down I just couldn't muster the motivation to go on. Such things happen.

Too bad, I enjoyed playing it. The Dark Lord will have to wait for another chance to slaughter some westerners.

And yeah RL took me away too, but I'm back now. A bit crazy from the simulators, but ready to get things rolling.

The US military has war plans for invading the Vatican.

Since Coiler isn't much of a dick now and Ryan also called me a 'tard a few pages ago, I might as well put his country on top of the Sovereign Shroomanian Super Strategic Slaughter Scale above Coilerburg.

Nah, I think you're cool Ryan. Hrm... I'll need more Yer Mom nuclear missile subs, though.

So Batmang is going to meet with the Kali Cultists.

Who is in charge of these folk?

Unless they're my Kali cultists.

I'd look all manner of sillies.

Shinn Langley Soryu wrote:PeZookia probably drew up its war plans for the Empire of the Seine back when it still called itself Pogoria, during a time when magical creatures roamed the Old Continent, Frequesque and Velaria were untouched by colonization, the average Shroomanian was still reasonably sane, the Tonkinese were still trying to figure out how to rip off the Wilkonians, and the future Duchy of Langley was populated by crazy shrine maidens, corpse princesses, and God knows what else.

Now I know you're making things up. There was never such a time.

Zablorg, they're our cultists! ^_____^

Now let's go ruin Langley's shit!

Shroom Man 777 wrote:Now let's go ruin Langley's shit!

Ah, but that begs the question: How do Ganesha Gobinda (who may or may not be the batshit ex-Astarian Colonel Kurtz) and Deacon Saito really know that Shirin and her guys are really jihadis instead of Zorian military?

If anyone wants to claim their guy was the one accidentally capped in northern Astaria by the hunters, go ahead. I just put that in there to provide some potential pot-stirrin's if anyone wanted it.

Coyote wrote:If anyone wants to claim their guy was the one accidentally capped in northern Astaria by the hunters, go ahead. I just put that in there to provide some potential pot-stirrin's if anyone wanted it.

How about Bando and his merry band of fuckheads gets hunted down by survivors of the Astarian military?